TONIGHT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES A television first! Instead of visiting a struggling restaurant, Gordon Ramsay is on his way to help out a fellow cooking show host, Jack Scalfani.
"It's not juice you idiot, it's fucking blood!"
Who's been getting a lot of negative feedback from his fans.
>close up on botulism cans "You can kill people with these!" "I didn't know at the time I made the video and as soon as I realized-" "You taught this on the internet?! FUCK ME!"
But soon he discovers that the kitchen isn't the only thing that's... a nightmare
"Hey, hey, HEY! GET YOUR BLOODY HANDS OFF THAT POOR KID YOU FAT FUCK!"
January 8, 2017 - 16:24
And the producers are totally not instigators.
January 8, 2017 - 16:29
>Here's the salmon >WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WHY IS IT SKINLESS? >Tastes better, chef >FUCK ME!
January 8, 2017 - 17:37
>removing bones & skin before the cooking process Make America cook again.
January 8, 2017 - 17:40
>While Gordon is preparing the new menu, Jack tries to come to terms with a watermelon >I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS ISN'T WORKING!
January 8, 2017 - 17:43
HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN!?
look! LOOK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!
January 8, 2017 - 17:43
I cannot express into words my hate for this person.
January 8, 2017 - 17:46
>Hey Gordon, check this out!
January 8, 2017 - 17:47
>comfy late night jack thread i can dig it.
January 8, 2017 - 17:48
pssst, pretend it's a kitchen nightmares thread so it doesn't get deleted
January 8, 2017 - 17:49
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? LOOK AT IT, LOOOOK
January 8, 2017 - 17:52
>try to cut bacon >can't cut bacon >try to cut apples >can't cut apples >try to cute PINEapple >PINEAPPLE PEEEEN!
January 8, 2017 - 17:54
I want to win the lottery so I can make this happen. Ramsay vs Scalfani.
There will by definition be knives everywhere
January 8, 2017 - 17:56
If botulism and salmonella can't beat Jack I don't see how Ramsay could
January 8, 2017 - 17:58
>all those knives on the wall behind him
This dude really believes he is a master chef
January 8, 2017 - 18:02
>However you cook it, it's still beef What did Jack mean by this?youtube.com /watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc
January 8, 2017 - 18:06
>let the knife do the work >look at that >amazing
January 8, 2017 - 18:13
wait was he on some show or something?
January 8, 2017 - 18:14
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? LOOK AT IT, LOOOOK Loos like pork shoulder.
January 8, 2017 - 18:15
holy shit what the fuck? why is he sitting on a fucking canister? in a bar pitching a barbecue sauce? oh man you cant make this shit up.
January 8, 2017 - 18:16
>wow look at that >look how beautiful that is >wow >look at all that JOOS coming from my son's nose >beautiful
January 8, 2017 - 18:16
He was on a show called Texas Investors Club to fund his meme sauces but the jury made him cry.
January 8, 2017 - 18:19
>Chicken >raw >bloody >bones >So this is your most popular dish? >And how long has it been on the menu? >Five years? wow >thankyoumydear
January 8, 2017 - 18:22
fuck jack post hell's kitchen ramsay vs idiots
youtube.com /watch?v=AVMtt2o2KiI
January 8, 2017 - 18:23
you hear his voice, you lose
January 8, 2017 - 18:24
Hotel Hell is better to be honest desu senpai famalamadingdong
January 8, 2017 - 18:25
>Napalm Palestine, crusade now!
January 8, 2017 - 18:37
>PORK >COOKED >NICE AND UNEVEN
January 8, 2017 - 18:37
What did he mean by this?
January 8, 2017 - 18:56