TONIGHT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

TONIGHT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
A television first! Instead of visiting a struggling restaurant, Gordon Ramsay is on his way to help out a fellow cooking show host, Jack Scalfani.

"It's not juice you idiot, it's fucking blood!"

Who's been getting a lot of negative feedback from his fans.

>close up on botulism cans
"You can kill people with these!"
"I didn't know at the time I made the video and as soon as I realized-"
"You taught this on the internet?! FUCK ME!"

But soon he discovers that the kitchen isn't the only thing that's... a nightmare

"Hey, hey, HEY! GET YOUR BLOODY HANDS OFF THAT POOR KID YOU FAT FUCK!"

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post jack cooking

And the producers are totally not instigators.

>Here's the salmon
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WHY IS IT SKINLESS?
>Tastes better, chef
>FUCK ME!

>removing bones & skin before the cooking process
Make America cook again.

>While Gordon is preparing the new menu, Jack tries to come to terms with a watermelon
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS ISN'T WORKING!

HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN!?

look! LOOK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!

MORE JACK

PLEASE

>dump phone poster

I cannot express into words my hate for this person.

>Hey Gordon, check this out!

>comfy late night jack thread
i can dig it.

pssst, pretend it's a kitchen nightmares thread so it doesn't get deleted

>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? LOOK AT IT, LOOOOK

>try to cut bacon
>can't cut bacon
>try to cut apples
>can't cut apples
>try to cute PINEapple
>PINEAPPLE PEEEEN!

MOAR

I want to win the lottery so I can make this happen. Ramsay vs Scalfani.

There will by definition be knives everywhere

If botulism and salmonella can't beat Jack I don't see how Ramsay could

>IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWWWWW

>all those knives on the wall behind him

This dude really believes he is a master chef

youtube.com/watch?v=lxy1d0g2GcQ

funny as fuck

KINO

>However you cook it, it's still beef
What did Jack mean by this?
youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc

>let the knife do the work
>look at that
>amazing

wait was he on some show or something?

>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? LOOK AT IT, LOOOOK
Loos like pork shoulder.

holy shit what the fuck? why is he sitting on a fucking canister? in a bar pitching a barbecue sauce? oh man you cant make this shit up.

>wow look at that
>look how beautiful that is
>wow
>look at all that JOOS coming from my son's nose
>beautiful

He was on a show called Texas Investors Club to fund his meme sauces but the jury made him cry.

>Chicken
>raw
>bloody
>bones
>So this is your most popular dish?
>And how long has it been on the menu?
>Five years? wow
>thankyoumydear

fuck jack post hell's kitchen ramsay vs idiots

youtube.com/watch?v=AVMtt2o2KiI

you hear his voice, you lose

Hotel Hell is better to be honest desu senpai famalamadingdong

>Napalm Palestine, crusade now!

>PORK
>COOKED
>NICE AND UNEVEN

What did he mean by this?