She ruled that emoji are permissible court evidence

>She ruled that emoji are permissible court evidence.

America is a fucking joke.

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wait are you serious?

if i send an eggplant emoji to a chick who gets raped outside a bar 2 hours later, I'm a suspect?

thats rich coming from a country as awful as brazil

If america is a joke, brazil is an entire fucking comedy movie

someones cruising for some freedom. jk brazil. lol

>white woman with dark rimmed glasses
is anyone really even surprised at this point?

How is it a joke? Any form of communication should be permissable court evidence. Just because it's not in a grammatical language doesn't excuse it.

Seriously how fucking dumb are people who think this is silly?

What was the case about?

She was also very very harsh on the silk road guy, got a lot of death threats

This
Some nigger tweets I'm going to (gun emoji) a (cop emoji) tonight
You don't think that should be used as evidence?

women are the enemy of all civilization

Why wouldn't they be, they are a form of communication.

And yeah, you're in no position calling other countries jokes sporting that Brazilian flag.

>Your honor, we intend to show that the (:P) emoji is a form of micro-aggression, as the tongue sticking out is clearly a phallic symbol which has no place in 2016

i noe rite. brazils government go caught lying about its budget which is a international situation because of the global economy currency values and international investors which include central banks

lol burgers on suicide list ITT

What's the context?

The only joke is your post.

*tips fedora*

lighten up brazil :) , ill lighten you, ill lighten you, ill take your kidneys out. oh I got you again brazil. lol

na just kidding emotocons are stupid, you got us.

>mfw my degenerate friends and I use the shrub emoji to convey DUDEWEEDLMAO
>mfw the feds are onto us about smoking grams of cannabis per week

why the fuck wouldn't a text message be admissible evidence you slumdog

does brazil even have a court system? or do you just pay protection money to whatever gang controls your shithole favela

Lesbians. Not women.

I hope you've seen Terry Gilliam's movie.

women

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>That image

Please for the love of kek be trolling.

Otherwise, we are in need of a biblical cleansing.

WHAT? THIS IS THE SAME BITCH THAT JAILED ROSS ULBRIGHT FUCK THIS CUNT.

Yeah, this too. We shouldn't allow female fucking judges, what a shitty idea. Women are incapable of rational judgement in normal life, why did we give any of them power over anyone?

She deserves it.

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To be fair, one drink isn't going to harm a fetus.

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>kuk

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To be fair, you don't need a fucking drink when you're carrying a child.

And if you do, don't put it on someone else to serve you, go fucking buy a bottle yourself. That fetus could be getting fucking destroyed by alcohol, and you're legally forcing the bartender to take part in it. That's fucked up

>pregnant lady out to dinner with friends, family, whatever
>wants a glass of wine or a bottle of beer with her dinner
>bartender/waiter won't serve because MUH FEELS

Or
>bartender/waiter does his fucking job and brings the lady what she orders

I just love natural selection

>Bartender won't serve her because alcohol is fucking proven to do irreversible damage to fetuses
>Tee hee, I promise it's my first drink during my entire pregnancy, give me the alcohol or I'll sue you~
If you don't have the self control to not drink during pregnancy then you clearly should not be raising a child

Having one drink isn't going to harm the fetus at all. Why can't you get it through your thick skull that having one drink with a meal isn't equal to the baby being born with FAS?

>t. developmentally damaged human

look, everyone here is sorry your mother was literally a subhuman and lacked the empathy and respect for her baby but don't normalize her atrocious behavior

And when are you going to realize that the bartender has no fucking idea how many drinks this woman has had?

Are you an alcoholic or something? Is the idea of going without drinks (BUT IT'S JUST ONE GIB NOW!) that fucking horrific to you?

A FUCKING 8-YEAR-OLD MALE

The point is, do your job and get me my drink, don't refuse to serve me because muh feels.

Is it natural selection for me to throw a stroller into oncoming traffic?

And yet she's still not the stupidest cow in the American legal system

>Judge Sonia Sotomayor said in a 1996 speech at Princeton University’s Third World Center (now called the Carl A. Fields Center) that when she arrived at Princeton in 1972 as her high school’s valedictorian, “I found out that my Latina background had created difficulties in my writing that I needed to overcome. For example, in Spanish we do not have adjectives

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Fetal alcohol syndrome isn't "muh feels" you retarded faggot

This is the ruling elites obvious population control metric being masqueraded as women's empowerment by the media. Killing your baby is your right! What a fucking joke.

Aaaand, we're back to the point I made an hour ago that "one drink does not equal FAS".

A part of a bartenders job is to know when to refuse service. Like when someone has clearly had too much, or is pregnant

You trust American women not to be overindulgent? There's a life at stake here.

>women

If one drink is no big deal, not having one drink is also no big deal.

My girlfriend had a beer every now and then during her pregnancy, and her son is just fine.

Which is fucking gay. The bartender should just pour the fucking drink. I don't think the law should intervene for the pregnant woman but flipping your shit because a bartender might just give a pregnant bitch a glass of wine?

Right. Just don't fucking drink. It's nine goddamn months, it's not even a year. Women are fucking stupid, it's the social activity part too. About GOING to the bar and socializing, that comes before the health of the child.

And you're right, the bartender DOES have a right to refuse service to anyone. They are violating the bartender and bar owners rights with this law for their own convenience.

>A part of a bartenders job is to know when to refuse service.
I never heard of it. This is bullshit.

The woman should have called another bartender to do the job. Not sue the guy.

Simply epic.

Yeah, because the bartender knows the lady's drinking habits

hahahahahahahaha

let me take a breath


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

How long till they target memes?

You're a suspect anyway, you fucking creep.

Your fucked sir

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a brazilian never heard of being cut off

Yes your fucked as in you own it buddy

Yup. Why put your child at risk for a half hour of a buzzed feeling. Oh because normies can't socialize or deal with stress without it.

Exactly. She'll tel you "I-i-j jusstth hadt lek 1 one... ONE drunK!" Five drinks in.

What about OP's picture? A fucking judge that do only what the government wants and don't give a fuck about justice? That's USA my friend.

dat space moose

Big talk from a borderline failed state

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>Any form of communication should be permissible court evidence

You have to have a degree of certainty to the intent

Like drawing a line across your neck with your index finger is sufficient to communicate the intent of the person making the gesture.

Dunno how explicit these emoji get.

Lol I could easily pay off a Brazilian judge with what I have in my bank account right now

>us
>grams
>per week
nigga step your game up

A bartender shouldn't be LEGALLY FORCED to help a retarded pregnant woman destroy the fetus inside her.
>Why's it such a big deal if a pregnant girl gets a glass of wine?
>It's a huge fucking deal if she doesn't get it though :^)

mah nigga

>and don't give a fuck about justice
>justice
>brazil
u wot?

god damn, this post rustled my jims even though i knew it was bait

c-could it be?!

better safe than sorry.

>"why not use some lead paint, after all it is not noticeable at low concentrations"

You can write books with emojis. Stupid books, but it's possibly to convey messages using only emojis is my point.

If you can convey messages using emojis, they should be permissable to use as evidence if they're used in that way.

Women shouldn't be judges.

They should be home making babies. Preferably, man-child.

Dunno how it is in the states but most females that finish law school in Europe end up as judges/public notaries while most males become lawyers

trips checked

you get either lead paint or lead plumbing, not both.

just like how a preggo bitch can get either a glass of wine or a beer, not both (at the same bar)

No, you get neither lead paint nor lead plumbing because both are retarded and dangerous. Just like drinking while pregnant

right over your head, summerfriend

No fucking way. She really didn't know adjectives were in Spanish?

This person was a pretty notorious troll on tumblr you guys

>notorious
>on tumblr

Why would we know that?

Well under the right context it can be.
It's the difference between "No." and "No ;)"