Hello, I'm here for the job interview

>Hello, I'm here for the job interview

Well I don't know ,we need someone who can finish Zelda: Ocarina of Time without using glitches

Congratulations, you're hired!

Head to studio 6, and we'll begin filming "Indianal Jones XXIII" right away!

What is this thing

Welcome to Speedrunners Inc.

We put you on speed and you play games for profit.

Your resume is pretty impressive... and you're trans, so that's a plus...

Welcome aboard!

>Indianal
nice

Hmm I see here you are trans? Well that's fine we welcome diversi- o..oh... you speedrun? Get out.

what glitch was in oot?

Neeext!

Not anymore you're not!

ja die Duschen sind recht dieser Krieg

Congratulations on your new job at pulse

Thanks for stopping by.

There's the door.

I went to school with this kid lmao

I cant believe this happened to him.
Its because of the nintendo tournament isnt it?
After his embarassing failure he became a faggot.

spread your boipucci like a good white cuck

Is he happy atleast?

Congrats, you're the candidate we're looking for.

Please, leave all your belongings in the locker room, you'll be given a free shower,

hygiene is indeed very important in our company, and we like keeping our employees clean :)

gg japanon

Did you at least bully this fruitbasket?

Any stories?

Who is this little faggot?

>Conduct 5 minute interview
>Wow you seem like a great employee, after our interviews are done we may contact you if we determine you are the best candidate for the job! Have a nice day
>Wait till she walks out the door
>Throw her application in the trash
>Call my business partner and laugh my ass off

This is how we dont get sued.

>never googled oot glitch run
user... I

>Makes joke that suggests the holocaust was real.

Not really he was always pretty gay and spergy

devin greszczak is his name

Pretty much this

I don't watch speed runs. not since I found out that super Mario 3 one was bullshit.

Eh, I'd hire him. Around here jobs are hard to come by for fags and welfare options suck. Easy leverage.

What? No it's not lmao

>wearing the exact same Banjo shirt I wear

Might as well just burn it now

Look it up on Facebook nigga

hes not fucking lying holy shit this is gonna be an epic bread

OoT glitch run involves warping to the final boss from the door to Gohma's room. Takes about 20 minutes to finish. Some of the tricks are pretty weird.

Dude, I was just pointing out the fact that trans are dirty, what a twisted mind you have, filthy american.

His name is Cosmo "Narcissa" Wright. Sounds like you know another faggot.

Names """"""""""""her"""""""""""""'self after someone who was so self-obsessed he stared at his own reflection until he died, fucking kek

Top kek

No need for an interview you are hired. Get on your knees.

Huffington post editor in chief

Wow he is a Bernie cuck. No surprise

what have we become

i'm sorry the position has been filled by john 'fucking' numbers

thanks I'm watching it now. everyone in the room is disgusting. but interesting.

>Like ten years ago
>Friend getting ready for his first job interview
>Motherfucker is kissless virgin spoiled by his mom to the fucking max, all he's missing is a fedora
>Puts on holey jeans, a plaid shirt he adamantly refuses to tuck in, and one of those huge fucking dragon pendants you get at a medieval fair
>Tell him he looks stupid as fuck and he'll never even get in the interview looking like that
>He tells me "whatever man I think it looks good"
>Tell him he's crazy
>His mom says to leave him alone, he's just nervous
>We go to the Wal-Mart
>He walks up to the desk for the interview
>"Hey I'm user, here for the interview"
>She takes one look at him
>"No"
>Walks away
>He comes back all teary-eyed
>He was about 19 at the time

To this day, he still lives with his mom, and still doesn't understand what he did wrong.

ALL THE CATEGORIES

>go to an interview for a job I don't want
>get the job
>have to go back for some paperwork and stuff
>they explain more things about the job that make me want it even less
>supposed to go in today to hand in tax information etc
>start tomorrow

How do I get out of this?

adam lanza?

Say I don't want the job. Nobody is forcing you to take the job.

Based on the OP alone I'd probably be able to hire him as a fluffer part time, but knowing how fucked his teeth are I couldn't even do that, none of our stars would be able to deal with that insanity.

Decline the job? Are you autistic?

this or you could be a little bitch and tell them you found a different job

I had to go on centrelink after the company I worked at closed down, I don't know if I'm allowed to refuse work like that without a proper reason.

>those glove things

every fucking time.

>I don't know if I'm allowed to refuse work like that without a proper reason.
>referring to accepting a new job
autism right here

No really if they offer you a job - any job, and you say no you can be booted off welfare, which I need to pay electricity bills and so forth.

>couldn't even walljump at mariomaker
don't expect to get any decent jobs desu

If it's anything like British welfare, you'll get fucked for turning it down.

Just take the job, fuck them out of some money and apply for other things while you're working for them.

It's usually easier to get a new job when you're already in one.

...

and you could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

>you can be booted off welfare
lmao

you're on welfare take the job you stupid abo

Dang that sucks man

Company I worked for years ago interviewed a very talented programmer that looked like this. The owner of the company asked me to find dirt on her, found loads of weird feminist crap linked to her disqus account and he said she'd bring the office environment down and didn't hire her haha.

Sorry kid we need people who have actual skills not autistic levels of dedication to video games. Try McDonalds

John Numbers fucked him so hard he turned into a ladyboy.

> her

are you man enough Sup Forums?

Its not like I don't want to work, but I know I will get fired within 6 months anyway, they need a specific type of person and I am not it. Its a pointless waste of everyone's time and I'll just be back at square 1 soon anyway.

>Naming xhself Narcissa
>Not wanda

xhe fucked up

>her