Bill Burr is /ourguy/?

Bill Burr is /ourguy/?

Based Bill
Always wanted to be an athlete and now his son is guaranteed to be one

race aside, shes fucking hideous. Bill what the FUCK were you thinking

JIM CROW'D

maybe she has a nice body?

You don't know what she let Bill do to her in the bedroom, my friend.

She looks alright, look at bill hes a bald ginger he did alright.

Paper bag literally every single time?

lmao

>Nia Renee Hill
>he makes her a "kept woman"
>she doesn't have the decency to take his last name
OH IT'S FUCKIN BRUTAL

I like how he btfo'd Sup Forums

dude he's exactly brad pitt himself, plus he's probably extremely annoying to be around for a long amount of time. needed to find the right person.

imagine dedicating your life towards raising a halfbreed

>It's a Bill starts the podcast right after he and Nia have had a huge argument episode

I can't even imagine the horror of spawning something non-white. And it's not that I hate black people, I hate the idea of my son being someone I can't possibly understand, on a physical level. How do people live after something like that, why not just kys at that point

maybe they're not racists.

>I hate the idea of my son being someone I can't possibly understand, on a physical level

This sounds genuinely autistic

That's actually an extremely underrated aspect
I'd genuinely rather be with a 6/10 who tongues my balls and lets me tie her up and fuck her ass than with a 10/10 whose only idea of sex is missionary

He's also fucking loaded and could have had any gold-digging whore he desired and he picked a nigress feminist gold-digging whore who's going to produce mongrel children

It's a decision that doesn't make any sense no matter how you look at it

>black halfbreed
No such thing. A drop of black turns the kid into a full on negro. Obama is half-white, who the hell would call him white.

> I hate the idea of my son being someone I can't possibly understand, on a physical level.

sounds like that would any child, for you

Are you a virgin? She probably fucks like a champ.

Divorce rates of WM/BF are the lowest in the US. If you want to get married and stay married, your best option is a black girl. Besides, once you get past the aggressive exterior, they're very sweet, loyal, and on top of that know how to cook.

You just don't want your kid to be ugly and have a low IQ. If you gave birth to a half-Asian daughter who was both beautiful and successful, you wouldn't feel that way.

reminder that bill got rid of his dog of 8 years for this woman

>wanting gold digging whores
>talking about making sense
kek

she has the same type of humor as he does and she can stand him, makes sense to me.

>Obama is half-white, who the hell would call him white.

He's literally called that in Kenya

It's a matter of perspective

Is it weird that I want my son look like me? If he's nothing like me, I might as well adopt, why would I care about that sort of bastard.

He said he did it for his kid.

>Divorce rates of WM/BF are the lowest in the US
Women divorce when they feel that they can do better. Black women realize that white genes are objectively going to be the best thing for their children, so they don't get divorced.

He got rid of it for the baby you mong
Also Bill explained it, he rarely talked about how Cleo was a psycho, probably because of embarrassment, so we didn't have a faithful picture of it and thought it was just a silly pitbull who wanted to stay in Bill's lap during podcasts

She got BLEACHED

She was dating him before he was loaded. You'd think a fan of Bill would know he hates gold digging whores. He literally has a whole bit about it.

>he needs to look like me
why so you can live your dreams through him?

>I might as well adopt
>why would I care about that sort of bastard.
maybe you didn't know this but most adoptive children are bastards, unlike a child you have with your wife.

he said on the pod that he had no control of the dog. couldnt stop it from attacking other dogs. had no business having it in the first place

You'd be a terrible dad

>she has the same type of humor as him
>"actually bill, ignoring your problematic whitesplaining misogynistic explanation of the details of that story..."

Yeah, really a 1:1 recreation of his humor.
No, but maintaining an erection while having to look at that sheboon would be near-impossible without pharmaceutical help.

its funny how you guys think you are going to have a beautiful wife at age 45+

if your wife is as attractive and put together as nia you did a good job

>pulls ideas out of his racist ass

Not even trying to be an edgy racist or stormfag but she's objectively ugly.

So that he could carry on the legacy of my family. Otherwise, why even have children? So that I get the privilege of spending all my money and time on someone who'll start hating me in 15 years? Thanks for the offer, but why would I do that.

they laugh at each other all the time dude, listen to his podcasts. but it's more about how she can stand her, and vice versa, than anything else.

Do you actually read the bullshit that you spew out?

Few Black women marry outside of their race, it's much more common for a Black man to do so. It's not about superior genes or any of that.

well he is too though.

I know i'm going to be fucking a woman who's 20 pounds overweight and has dry hair when i'm 45, but I'm also not a world-famous rich comedian.

You're being individualistic in something as complex as a well established relationship ready to have offspring, you never know what's gonna happen with your life or who are you going to spend the rest of it with

God I hope you never have children. You'd raise a child to be a cunt like you.

This is true, but also there is nothing wrong with this. Men do the same when they have the power.

>you never know what's gonna happen with your life or who are you going to spend the rest of it with
he's obviously going to be alone.

>on someone who'll start hating me in 15 years?

You sound like a weak, defeatist beta unable to put values on anyone. I feel bad for your 'family' if you actually end up with one

Kek I read that post

> muh legacy
None of this shit matters after you die.

with his attitude, there's a good chance he never will. Unless he wants to raise a future school shooter.

Lol get real kid

And you sound like a child. Every child goes though a stage when he hates his parents. Then he just tolerates them. Either way, 15 years that you've wasted on that kid are not paying off. Not unless he continues the story of your family.

Being a cunt isn't the worst thing a parent can do. Soft parents who get kids spoiled are responsible for the shitshow we live in.

True. They'll have to both put bags over the other's faces.

Guess what, nothing matters. So did you kys already or what are you waiting for? The only things that matter are the things I decided would matter in my life.

>Bill gets a free card when he goes full Kramer or goes off in gold digging whores

>Bill Burr
>loaded

highly doubtful

>MUH Legacy
>implying you have anything of worth

Why not just kill yourself right now then? Nothing going on in your life will matter once you're dead.

Retarded faggot.

>So that he could carry on with my shitposting

the legacy of being a Sup Forumslack? anyone who posts on Sup Forums doesn't have a "legacy" worth saving.

>American stand-up comedian,William “Bill” Burr has an estimated net worth of $4 million.

I think he's doing well enough for himself to land any slut he wants instead of the disgusting looking one he knocked up

And what a wonderful story that must be.

nigger are you retarded?, i look nothing like my dad or do you think all relatives look alike?

I invented couple of memes and forced dozens more, it all matters

Sorry to break this to you, but you're your dad's wife's son.

Are you serious?

>i look nothing like my dad
You look nothing like your mom's husband. But I'm sure you bear some resemblance to your father, wherever he is right now.

She looks ashy as fuck. Does she not moisturize?

He's a stand up comedian and part-time actor, didn't expect him to be worth millions

Do you think being worth 4 millions means you're loaded?

>skin doesn't moisturize itself naturally

minorities were a mistake

Pussy game ridiculous

A 2 million divorce settlement is still pretty juicy for a lowly clerical worker and more than enough money to get anyone to jump your bones for an easy ride

DELETE THIS

Yes, seeing as you could retire instantly and have the next 4 generations of your family live off the interest alone generated from investing it.

>Why not just kill yourself right now then?

Because it doesn't matter dumbass, haven't you been listening?

darker colored skin shows the dead skin particles more easily because of the contrast. White people are just as ashy

Bill probably knows he's not super hot either.

And she may have a body.

Well gee, I and every other white person I've ever met in my entire life that have never had this problem in my 98% white area must be the exception

You have no idea what you're talking about. First of all he doesn't have 4 million in cash, all of the things he owns are worth 4 millions, including his house. Second of all, where the fuck do you live? Government bonds don't give nearly enough money to support a family with the 500,000 dollars he can probably get and investing in private stuff requires an expert amount of knowledge or else you might as well be playing the lottery.

Even if your kid is mixed you could recognize yourself in him physically.

strange how much you know about people's skin.

>carry on the legacy of my family
This isn't Game of Thrones my man. Holy shit you sound autistic.

Also, a fucking guy with a 7/11 store, a house and a car is worth a couple of millions

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Let's assume he has half of that in liquid funds. If he does what absolutely no one does with that kind of cash and just lets it sit in a McSavings Account at his local bank, never adds a dime to it, and has a meager interest rate of 6.5% annually, he will generate an annual salary of over $130,000 a year.

He never has to work another day in his life and can have a six-figure income should he so choose, dumbass.

Where do i find THICC black women to colonize?

What kind of fucking bank gives you 6,5% annually for just leaving money there? Do you live in fantasyland? Here banks give you 0,02-0,05% monthly if you just leave it there. Of course you could tell the bank to invest but you might just lose it

>And she may have had a body.
fixed

Go to Brazil. BP there have 40-50% of European DNA and the mixed ones are 75% European, so you can fuck some black or brown girl to impregnate and have a nearly white kid.

t. white brazilian who follows the ancestral brazilian habit of fucking black women

The median annual income of the average american is roughly 50,000 dollars. With 4 million in the bank, you'd have the equivalent of 80 years of work. By any definition, this is loaded.

He doesn't fucking have 4 million in the bank. I'm betting my left nut he has less than 300k

why isn't there a bleached.com yet? why is it so easy to find BM/WW and yet I have to clarify myself when trying to look for WM/BW?

Because most black women look like trash. I don't want to see black pussies and purple nipples.

This guy does have a point though. You find a lot in these interracial marriages when kids come along that the kid identifies more with the non majority race. You see it in Asia, where half white bastards proudly talk of their white heritage, and you see it in the US where half black kids who were raised in solidly middle class families suddenly talk about how life was mean on the streets. If you have a half black kid in America or Europe, be prepared for them to hate you in time, decrying your "white privilege" and such nonsense.

It's just a mere (((coincidence))), user.

But you already know that and you're just asking a rhetorical question

Black GFs, Brown and Round, Exotic4k are some nice channels. It's growing. Nowadays "ebony" is starting to mean BW-WM. Go to a porn site and search "ebony". More than half of the results are white men fucking black women.