PILOT! LAND IN THAT ASSEMBLY AREA!

PILOT! LAND IN THAT ASSEMBLY AREA!

Yes sir

I sense a *BRRAAAAAAAP* *plop* to destroy the Jedi

Why were the Jedi all made generals in the clone army? As far as I know, battle planning and strategy in war wasn't part of the curriculum at space ninja wizard school.

Maybe Palpatine made sure that would happen to earn their trust? Or maybe because they had a fuckton of clones so they could get away with assigning a team for each Jedi to control.
The more I think about Star Wars, the stupider it gets. And it got even worse with Disney's new canon damage control.

I always used the "the Jedi are fucking smart and wise and shit, so all they'd need is basic knowledge of battlefield tactics to become experts" excuse.

Why would you not want a precognizant space wizard as your general?

That and their role as conflict mediators that sometimes have to pull out the lightsaber and being taught to see the big picture lending itself to being able to figure out battlefield tactics and shit.

LAND THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW

Yes that makes sense for Star Wars too.

Because "there hasn't been a full scale war since the formation of the republic". Jedi have been training in combat and diplomacy for thousands of years, so it seems they would be more competent than some random senator or something.

Good point. Besides, they usually have actual trained human or clone officers around to give them advice.

kek

IVE HAD IT WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKING DROIDS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET

win!

does he look like a sith

>NIGGGGAAARRRRGGHHHH

What did he mean by this?

Luke, did I ever tell you about Battle meditation?
Battle meditation was a Force ability that considerably boosted the morale, stamina, and overall battle prowess of an individual's allies while simultaneously reducing the opposition's combat-effectiveness by eroding their will to fight. With the Force, one could coordinate entire fleets of ships, allowing them to perform at maximum efficiency, acting as a single entity with the ability to counter every enemy move quickly and effectively. Though ideal for meditating large-scale conflicts, battle meditation was also effective when employed for the benefit of one's comrades in small skirmishes, attacks, and duels.
Rather than wasting my midlife on Tatooine doing bugger-all, I probably could have utilised that power for the good of the Rebellion. I wasn't a very good friend.

yoooouuuu gooonnna maaaaake a deeeaaaaal with thiiiiiis diaaaaboliiicaaaaallll siiiiiiiiith?

Perhaps he was a... RACISTA!

PILOT

WASTE THE MOTHERFUCKERS

That would have made RotS a 10.

SIR? ARE YOU TELLING ME TO FIRE INTO THE CROWD OF YOUNGLINGS?

I distinctly remember him saying "motherfucking assembly area"

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOIN, PILOT!?

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS ORDER THAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND? WASTE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS

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HOWEVER

Why did Mace turn into a skeleton?

The prequels are an endless meme fountain.
George was a genius, you can't deny it, it's not debatable.

The clone army was made for jedi to lead in the first place, droid army was kinda easy to make, but jedi wanted living soldiers so that they can actually use force to feel and lead them etc.

man why did it have to end like this.

Lucas was sure a visionary of his time.

oh my kek

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for the republic

Currently playing KotOR for the first time.
Holy fucking shit, all anyone ever talks about is Bastila's goddamn Battle Meditation. I can't even count how many times I've heard that phrase already. I really hope there's a way to kill that uppity cunt at some point.

>pic related, my fucking face when I hear about Bastila's Battle Meditation for the gorillionth time

bioware

DON'T BE TELLING ME ABOUT BATTLE PLANNING

I'M THE BATTLE FUCKIN MASTER

Fucking kek

Have you met Mission Vao yet? She's Sup Forums waifu material

>We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.

*zzzz*wh*zzz*t abo*zz*t *zzzzz* wookiees*zzz*

RECORD SCRATCH, FREEZE FRAME

ok, so I bet you're wondering how I...

>my legs hurt
>don't give a shit about wookiees
>no good hologram porn
>wish I was on Sup Forums

>I could be at home impregnating my 12th wife right now

Wait, why wasn't the chair hologram too? Wouldn't that make more sense? I imagine it took a bit of time to calibrate it properly so he was exactly in the right position it looks like he's naturally sitting on the chair. Must have taken time on both ends. Lots of rearranging and going back and forth until it's exactly right. Could have just made the whole chair hologram and avoided the issue entirely. You'd think a civilization advanced enough to build a literal floating city in the sky and a blade runner high-concept scifi city with hundreds of thousands of flying cars and no car crashes would be able to figure this out.

Jesus Christ George. It didn't have to be like this...

No it wouldn't because they would have to remove the chair every time a jedi leaves. This way they probably have a super high tec holo projector built on the chair. There aren't many ways to sit on a chair, especially if they are trying to be formal about it and it helps that these big chairs sometimes hide their ass.

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Does anyone have that image of the guy who goes from sad to happy when he sees the prequels thread? It's an edit of the Bane one.

''Tis treason then

Ha well done

I love that spinning attack, it took me by surprise when I was 12 and saw this for the first time.

Pretty good CGI desu

>It's trees in den
What did he mean by this?

Holy shit
I guess he didn't care about the wookiees

Kashyyyk, duh

What ABOUT the droid attack on the Wookies?

Is the actor really sitting inside a blue screened chair?

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Maybe

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nice

Dudes

FUCK mane with those sixtuples

thanks, you are great

YOOOOOOOO

>tfw wasted sexes on a question instead of a meme

Shit. Even the scenes where he IS yelling in this series he still comes off as wooden at out of place as fuck.

Wait. So the republic didn't even have an army prior to this?

How did an army of a few million clones even matter in a war between trillions of people, not even counting droids.

I don't know, you tell me, mister crazy digits.

Everyone just sat at home and let their proxy armies fight

>MOTHER FUCKER CUT OFF MY AAAAARRRRRHHHMMMMMMM AAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH

Was this really necessary Lucas?

Yeah, I've unlocked all the companions, and gotten the Star maps on Tattooine and Kashyyyk, now I'm on Manaan. Just landed.

I mostly roll with Canderous (for the firepower) and HK-47 (for le funny quips xD).

I haven't played the game but I heard that droid was bad news so watch out and keep an eye on him.

it's pottery, then

What happens if you find a computer to hack, a robot to repair, or a lock to pick?
Diversify nigga

TRAITOR!!!!!

Is this really Daniel Craig or is that just a meme?

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we GET it

>keep an eye on him
>every time I try to leave an area, it says "you must gather your party before proceeding" or whatever
>where the fuck is that droid?
>switch to /r/Atheism-bot 47
>stuck on a wall about 5 minutes away

>mfw Canderous is the only good companion

Ah you're much further ahead than I thought. Top-tier companions, Canderous and HK.

Enjoy the game man, I'm so jealous of someone getting to play them through for the first time.

I've got HK to where he's good at cyber and good at repair, and if something is locked, my character is decent at security.

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I am thoroughly enjoying it. For it to be so old and look like bantha poodoo, I continue to be amazed at all the awesome stuff.

Kek

Daniel was the guy that was mind raped by Rey.

No, Daniel Craig was the one who gets mind-tricked by teh Rey
You can hear in his voice that it's Craig

>WHAT HAVE I DONE?
>ignored the Wookiees, Anakin, that is why you are no Jedi Master

So fucking ridiculous.

>Leaving Korriban for last

my nigga, I may just start up a new game

lol
That game sounds exciting, I want to play it now that I grew tired of the OT era stuff. Some guy I used to know gave me the CDs and they have been sitting on a shelf for years now. He was a good friend.
Are you talking about the first or the second KOTOR btw? I haven't played neither and I think I have both.
Also has Disney confirmed if KOTOR is canon or not? I know this is über autistic but I was playing Rogue Squadron and Jedi Outcast for old times sake and it felt pretty awkward knowing that "none of that happened" and that it's sort of supposed to be forgotten.

This. It signifies that they are not there at the moment, but they still have a literal chair on the council

>In this moment, Anakin is holding two lightsabres
>One light, one dark
Never noticed this before

Same, and I even saw that concept art of Kylo Ren where he specifically had a red and blue double saber staff thing for that same reason.

>The red lightsaber is extended towards Palpatine
>The Blue towards Obi Wan
>in the middle lies the corpse of a fallen Jedi

POTTERY

UNLIMITED

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>dat throw
Imagine being a regular tourist on Coruscant and suddenly a magical negro with one hand falls from the sky right next to you.