/nfl/ general - EVERYTHING BUT THE QB edition

NO: Kamara leads Saints RBs in snaps and carries
MIN: Thielen dog-walks Saints DBs for 9-157 line
MIN: Diggs toys Saints for 93 yards, 2 TDs on MNF
NO: Peterson plays just 9 snaps in Saints debut
MIN: Dalvin Cook runs for 127 yards in pro debut
NO: Brees, Saints falter in red zone in MNF loss
MIN: Bradford dissects Saints for 346 yards, 3 TDs
HOU: Deshaun Watson (ankle) limited on Monday
HOU: Every Texans TE suffered Week 1 concussions
SEA: Carroll says WR Lockett will play more vs. SF
SEA: Pete Carroll confirms Rawls will play Week 2
ARZ: Cardinals likely to use full-out RB committee

First for SMETH

first for titans

3rd for fire Pagano

third for Smith is gay

I really, really like women.

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Why the fuck is Steve Kerr on the Denver sideline?

someone get the guillotine

How the fuck is indy in rebuilding mode. They have the best QB in the division

wentz IS elite

I'm so happy its /nfl/ season, and were just getting started

lets take it in

so comfy

because they built nothing around said best QB

>trips of truth

NOBODY QUESTION THIS

Cuck's injury is much much worse than they're letting on

>Be Indy
>Have best QB in division, the rest of the team is absolutely fuckterrible.
>Be Houston
>Great team, the QB is absolutely fuckterrible.

How do we trick Indy into trading Luck straight-up for Savage.

congratulations on being heterosexual

>mfwtpwtsb

>Aaron Rodgers is a gay mustacheman
>half of the players on those 1960s Green Bay champion teams were gay
>so much so that Vince Lombardi ordered it to be hush-hush so people wouldn't think they were all a bunch of fruits
AHAHAHAH the Green Gay Fudgepacker!!!

Although we may argue a lot about who's quarterback is gay and which team is in JUST mode, I still love you guys. Should be a fun season

>Icing the kicker
When will this meme end?

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Discreetly ship some coke to Irsay?

lmaoing @ you

>HOU: Deshaun Watson (ankle) limited on Monday
>HOU: Every Texans TE suffered Week 1 concussions
So, we're gonna start a rookie QB who's limited due to his ankle, AND we don't have TEs for him to checkdown to? What a shitshow this is gonna be on Thursday night.

that's unfair

he struggles with peripheral vision enough while kicking

Icing the kicker should be banned

>this faggot

its literally the most effective meme in the game.... but instead of fucking with the kicker it fucked with the o-line

Chorgers gonna chorge

Broncos look like a dumpster fire

KC should run away with the division

You had one job LA

>it's a Denver wins the season opener by icing the kicker episode
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

The 2017-18 Cowboys Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 12 secondary
>Top 5 offense
>28+ ppg
>10+ wins
>2500+ rushing yards
>1st place in Division
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1000+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 12+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes

You guys better be prepared. Dak and the passing game is going to be better than last year, the defense is going to be better. The Defensive front 7 is going to be better, they were already a low key Top 10 defense in 2016 and now with Jaylon Smith and a secondary that can actually make plays on the ball they are projecting up.
Dak played practically all season last year with a #1 WR that was injured for most of the season. Now that Dez is fully healthy, and he and Dak have even MORE chemistry this Cowboys offense could be THE BEST in the league in 2017. Look for Dak to be another MVP finalist as he leads the Cowboys to a possible Superbowl.
The Cowboys Dynasty is coming back, don't cry when I say "I told you so" All you naysayers still living in 2011 have no idea the ammount of gloating and shitposting I am about to do this season. I will be savoring all of your strawmans and logical fallacies as you scramble to make excuses on why you have been so wrong about the Cowboys. It will be delicious.
Cowboys may not win a Superbowl this upcoming season, and that's fine, they are afterall one of the youngest teams in the NFL and making an NFCCG appearance would leave me satisfied. But if they do win the Superbowl holy shit am I going to enjoy reading the excuses in this general.

Should I pick the Bengals? I want to but they looked so fucking bad on Sunday.

>thier teams head coaches are diversity hires


KEK

>the cities of chargers and Broncos

It's not a meme.

One thing, it psyches them out. Second it tires out the kicker as they now need to kick long FGs twice in a row which requires a lot of force in the first place, third it allows your defense to try a different strategy to penetrate the kick protection lineman or run around them to block the kick.

THANKS A LOT ROOKIE

You post this literally every year, then are baffled when you finish 9-7, 10-6 tops and get bounced out of the first round of the playoffs.

If only there were some explanation for this.

trips confirm

Kenny

Same thing I was thinking. I mean, can they make it more obvious? 2 nog coaches making thier debuts against each other.

T H I S

HOW THIS SHIT HAS NOT BEEN BANNED IS FUCKING BEYOND ME.

I think I remember only one or two instances when it backfired, as in kicker not making the FG on the first try and making it on the second try. So what exactly does the coach have to lose by calling the timeout?

t. increasingly nervous man for the Nth time

Remember when your kind thought Cowboys wouldn't even MAKE the playoffs last season? Remember when your kind said Dak was a bust? lolling @ you

>calling a timeout should be banned
(You)

You post this literally every year, then are baffled when the Cowboys manage division winning seasons, draft well to set themselves up for further progress for years to come, and have had great 4th quarter performances which contradicts your image to the fullest extent.

If only there were some explanation for this.

I'm not sure if it was Tiki but I remember similar bullshit posts since forever. You wouldn't believe how crazy they got when they beat the Saints in 2009, they unironically believed they're unbeatable now.

Avatar posting is a bannable offense. Watch yourself raidniggers

You been warned

>sit thru the offseason as a gnats fan
>see rb after rb sign with various teams
>none sign with the gnats
>draft a TE whos small as shit and no rbs
>all the rbs in training camp are shit
>cook sets records with the vikings

sooo its time to fire reese hes hot garbage holy fuck

if you haven't learned by now, Tiki is a good goy

You know goy means non-jew and not jew right.

>had great 4th quarter performances which contradicts your image to the fullest extent.
Romo is gone so had is right

Yes I know that Tiki is a gentile

Quads that killed the chorgers

Dak had many 4th quarter comebacks so you're retarded.

Yeah but good goys aka Shabbos goys support the Jews
I'm assuming that guy's post was calling Tiki a Shabbos goy when in reality he's just a DACA baby who will soon be posting with a Mexican flag

NFL Power Ranking after week 1:

AFC:

1. Chiefs
2. Patriots
3. Raiders
4. Ravens
5. Jaguars

NFC:

1. Cowboys
2. Packers
3. Vikings
4. Rams
5. Falcons

Cowboys are unironically a really really good team. And they are one of the youngest teams in the league.

t. Buttblasted Midgets fag

and pleases old men for relics

>we sacked Jew Brees twice, who can stop us now

Took your trip off, TIki

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>who are the Oakland Raiders
not even a Pats fan

11-1 :^)

:(

please end my suffering

Uh the Packers beat a way more difficult opponent then the cowshits did, faggot

>patriots

>Falcons
Barely beating a comically shitty Bears team makes them top 5?
>Patriots
kek

Seahawks will miss the playoffs

rams will be a major step up this year, but theyre still stepping up from the basement

Just dont bitch, like that one moron did, when he gotten banned

is there any local radio charger fans are calling into?

probably not established enough yet for that

I hope you enjoy trading Luck to the Broncos.

If a kicker were to miss a PAT, it bonked off the upright, went into the hands of an opposing player and he ran it all the way back to the other endzone how many points would that equate to?

The only reason the Xehawks won't go 7-9 this year is beacause their division is trash.

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the only instance this would be acceptable is if luck is irreversibly broken and the colts have the first pick in the draft ready for darnold

six. it would be an unprecedented ding-six

>talk shit all year about muh two wins which were all less than one score and barely scratched out
>get BTFO by the Cowboys and ending the only trump card you had
>resort to Sup Forums tier muh jews posting when you're fucking New York, literally the nirvana of jews and financial/moral corruption

LMAO

By virtue of his trips, I hereby declare this user to not be a homosexual.

>living in the past

1 point.

>tfw your dubs reveal that it's a lesbian

Holy shit midgets fags absolutely blown the fuck out

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

Cowboys are not living in the fast, they're not even living, seeing they're dead.

Then why did it only equate to 2 points when the Chiefs picked off Matt Ryan on the 2 point conversion?

they need to rebuild the QB kek

clip?

Good one.

93rd for Soup Campbell

1 point

get the fuck out of here right now

>TFW the Raiders have the worst Defense in the NFL and have to rely on Carr having a monster performance every week in order to win.

5-11 incoming

>the 140 million dollar man

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

How is wentz so fucking slippery?

At least russmeme wilson is a manlet, which explain it but wentz????

That's a big snek!