Post comfy feels

>asshole itches
>one wet wipe left

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>not just scratching it and using your boxers as a buffer

>those first few steps with a new pair of socks on

>want to watch wife enjoy superior bbc
>one buck left on craigslist

>not using your farts to scratch it

sleeping nakey in bed, had to

but both viable options

>holding in a massive shit
>eat a little chimney ash

>not scratching your asshole with your dad's cock

this guy gets it

>those first few opiates in the morning right after you wake up

>gf (male) wants to fuck me
>no lube left so she makes me slobber on her fem penis to use spit

>19

I don't think this semen slurping thread is for me.

Hey look, a yuro ruined the thread. Night guys.

>that smell when you open a fresh can of tennis balls

>mfw currently trying to go to sleep with massive gas/bloating
>for the second night straight

>dipping your balls in ice water

I feel you (unironically the main reason for why I even wake up)

Holding a poo in for a long time.

Pulling it back in when it trys to come out

>When you sleep in your bed after changing the Sheets

>when you put peanut butter on your dick and your dogs licks it clean

...

>when you wake up cuz your feet got cold so you tuck them back under the blanket and fall back asleep

This desu

>timing your orgasm to your favourite bit in your favourite pornos

>using your boxers as a buffer

Literally just use your finger you pansy.

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On bus yesterday, fatties couple sitting behind me taking loud... A seat vacates, I exchange my seat with the new one but not without leaving a wet, smelly whey fart

> jerk off
> get no cum on you

>when you nut and she puts her head to your chest