>asshole itches
>one wet wipe left
Post comfy feels
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>not just scratching it and using your boxers as a buffer
>those first few steps with a new pair of socks on
>want to watch wife enjoy superior bbc
>one buck left on craigslist
>not using your farts to scratch it
sleeping nakey in bed, had to
but both viable options
>holding in a massive shit
>eat a little chimney ash
>not scratching your asshole with your dad's cock
this guy gets it
>those first few opiates in the morning right after you wake up
>gf (male) wants to fuck me
>no lube left so she makes me slobber on her fem penis to use spit
>19
I don't think this semen slurping thread is for me.
Hey look, a yuro ruined the thread. Night guys.
>that smell when you open a fresh can of tennis balls
>mfw currently trying to go to sleep with massive gas/bloating
>for the second night straight
>dipping your balls in ice water
I feel you (unironically the main reason for why I even wake up)
Holding a poo in for a long time.
Pulling it back in when it trys to come out
>When you sleep in your bed after changing the Sheets
>when you put peanut butter on your dick and your dogs licks it clean
...
>when you wake up cuz your feet got cold so you tuck them back under the blanket and fall back asleep
This desu
>timing your orgasm to your favourite bit in your favourite pornos
>using your boxers as a buffer
Literally just use your finger you pansy.
On bus yesterday, fatties couple sitting behind me taking loud... A seat vacates, I exchange my seat with the new one but not without leaving a wet, smelly whey fart
> jerk off
> get no cum on you
>when you nut and she puts her head to your chest