Hairline Edition
For those who are new to the Unk:
The Unk's magnum opus:
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The Unk calling out Fantano:
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The beginning of the AT LEAST A MILLION Mission:
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The AT LEAST A MILLION music video:
youtube.com
Some of the Unk's early music:
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Cleetus:
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>mfw it's only been a week and one day since we found out about the debt
A lot has unfolded in that time.
The results are in, here is what Sup Forums predicts
MAKE EM RIGHT
MAKE EM WHITE
indeed
let's see if unk keeps his word and starts updating regularly
my name is cleetus mang
wait is this a joke?
Why this viral marketing shit. Your not better than this Sup Forums but for fucks sake at least try
can Sup Forums make him som beats and launch a trap career.
like toatally redesign unk to appeal to the masses
he needs to ditch the roos first
yeah this is the thing, if he wants to be successful on youtube he has to create content much more frequently
correct me if i'm wrong, but in the first vlog didn't he say he was gonna have a million by the 10th video? did he address that?
shut up unk threads are the best thing on this board everything else is old and boring. let us run this into the ground at least until a new death grips album drops
sure thing. just to like write a well thought out plan to at least get him out of debt
MANG
yeah at some point in the videos he aknowledges it will probably take more and says he will do as many as it takes.
never gonna happen, he's completely paranoid now and won't even let people contact him
CLEEEEETUS MANG
BUY
MY
ALBUM
EVERYDAY
let unk figure this shit out himself. he gon learn some lessons from it
that's about all we can do. Lets just pray that we get to see the day when Unk gets a face tattoo to show his commitment to the rap game.
I'm amazed at how actually delusional the Unk is. How can you genuinely believe that you're a true artist when your music doesn't go any further than "BULLYS R BAD!!!2!". I'm actually shocked at how little self-awareness he has.
Try redesigning that face lmao
who want's to make a sgt. pepper's album cover with Unks?
I was thinking of doing that at some point but it's gonna be pretty time-consuming.
is Sup Forums part of the trolls he's referring to?
Serious question
If you were Unks manager, what advice would you give him from this point on?
>viral marketing!!!
how much of a conspiracy retard neckbeard do you need to be to genuinely believe that
Probably. I don't think anyone that watches the needle dick doesn't at least know Sup Forums
image change. full christian mode or dress edgier and go for the hopsin audience.
name change also lol unkle adams just sounds like a rapist
1. Become Lil Peep like rapper
2. Change style, adapt mumble flow
3. Dont ever acknolwedge drastic change, just do it
4. Enable all comments again
5. Make lyrics anti bullying but while incorporating soundcloud drug/sex/suicide lyrics
I don't think I would have let him go so fucking far. I'd stop him from being such an irresponsible idiot.
"Unkie, you can't spend that much on a song". "Unkie, 5K is too much for a video nobody's going to watch".
He should have gotten himself a producer that actually gives a fuck about the song and not let him make such a mess over a generic beat
i'd tell him to make more songs about how awesome and cool he is because that's what pulls in the $$$
>implying he wasn't a rape apologist
>"I fuck her in the ass without even asking"
>He should have gotten himself a producer that actually gives a fuck about the song and not let him make such a mess over a generic beat
producers gotta make some bucks
First of all, the fact that Unkle Adams disabled comments on his videos and privated his social media accounts shows he has an extremely sensitive ego. He wouldn't ever come to a website that's as insensitive as Sup Forums. Second of all, if Unkle Adams were going to try to promote himself he wouldn't link his old music. He has tried to bury his past. And finally, all of these threads relentlessly roast Unkle Adams. No one on here unironically likes him.
Tell him to start doing diss tracks
the views would explode
Imagine if he hit at some big hip hop target and they responded, if anyone took the bait he would skyrocket
but le endearing ten day older nephew story
Come on Sup Forums for a AMA
HOLY SHIT the NEEDLE D*** absolutely BTFO
Positivity for he win!!!
Lalalalala let's show'em how we do this
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I'm impressed. I would say this is the best Unkle Adams edit.
do any of you fucks have access to his twitter? screenshots please.
Easy, he needs to milk his memeness for all it's worth.
I would have him start acting like he is even worse off that he is. Pretend to get evicted, be homeless, have girlfriend leave. Put out a weekly video claiming to be 20-30k more in debt than the week prior. Just basically go the the absolute depths of JUSTness.
This would skyrocket the guys visibility. Everybody would be covering the trainwreck. While he has massive visibility, he needs to e-beg and milk his meme status 1000%. His videos and songs would start getting millions of views instead of a couple thousand.
This dude could really be a millionaire in a couple months if he'd do what I've described.
you guys ever see those randome pictures they have of females that have walls of text explaining how sam hyde raped them? we should make some of those for Unk
again whoever is making these
I will fund you, I will pay money for you to do this to more songs
where are people getting these accapella's? are they extracting them with the instrumental version of the beats we found in royalty free youtube beats?
also that edit is pretty sweet
that would be cool to see more, but i want to see more unk deep cuts instead of Original and ALAM over and over
he doesn't deserve that
I want someone to do one to Loch Raven by animal collective
Here's his kiwifarms thread for some reason if you're both interested.
so what pussy? If anything it would do him a huge favor because it would validate his persecution arguments. If you don't frame Unk for rape you aren't a true fan.
no. that'd be really low
post yfw in the final episode of ALAM he an heroes on stream
i would go the trap fucker route
How do we know he's not already doing that?
his videos cap at 5k views thats how
gib accapellas pls
Reply to this post or else UNK DIES TONIGHT
NO, he can't die without fucking my wife!
Yep, I did mine with "The 90s" for a good dirty mashup: youtube.com
hey, this is pretty good
i burned ma omlette mang
>Yep
so you did extract the vocals using the instrumental?
we should really compile the accaplellas and post them in these threads
great!
the fb group has accapellas i think
i dont want to join the fb because i dont want people knowing i waste time on this bs
>so you did extract the vocals using the instrumental?
Yes, the beats are a bit edited though (just cut&paste shit in any DAW), I have the At Least A Million acapella too if you want, where can I upload them?
maybe a mega or somewhere they can be posted in these threads at the top. I myself actually can't download any right now but im sure others will
>VIRAL
>MARKETING
AHAHAHAHA
nice
UNK FUCK MY WIFE
That'll be 100 thousand dollars
hang in there unkie
Good stuff
Reply to this post and UNK DIES TONIGHT
everyone ignore the post above me
shi-ne
B P M S T U F F
Hey FEEGGGit
BEST PRODUCER IN SASKATCHEWAN
nah he needs the xtra pocket
wow, I liked that
>mista debt isolation
needledick diss track when
I dunno, I guess thats a possibility to extent but I doubt it. He seems to be hiding from the negative attention not embracing it.
unironically a million times better than unks version
somebody upload and link the acapellas
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What's the point of this song?
Haha holy fuck this image
i'd wager he's somewhere on the spectrum and after spending his entire 20's consuming and producing new age motivational bullshit he genuinely believes that he can achieve anything and that anyone who disagrees should just be dismissed
to cash in on the growing 90's nostalgia, lil dicky did it 100x better tho
he saw 90s kids memes on facebook
Ty
DEATH GRIPS!!!!!!!!!
Just make him wear a mask DOOM style
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King Unkle
I got a loan to pay
I don't want you internet bullies pickin on my own, okay
I'm sad (He sad), but I ain't stressin
Sound man, one question
Niche, what you mean about my rapping?
How I run the game with the whole world laughing, King Unka
Everybody wants to toss his wife on him, Unka
Sound man what's this costing?
Kids where were you when I was cursing?
Now I play it safe as a 1930's person
King Unka, everybody wants to cut the debt off him
When you got a plan (What's the plan)
The plan is a shower ain't free
You can smell it when I'm walkin' down the street
(Oh yes, we can, oh yes, we can)
I emit passion, but a critic with a needle dick?
What the fuck happened? (Oh no!)
I swore I wouldn't tell, but anthony's hating art
like he got no heart to make it himself (make it himself?)
At least a million dollars (A million dollars)
and if I gotta brown nose for some gold
Then I'd have my face brown than get any fucking poorer
Niche, what you mean about my rapping?
How I run the game with the whole world laughing, King Unka
Everybody wants to toss his wife on him, Unka
Sound man what's this costing?
Kids where were you when I was cursing?
Now I play it safe as a 1930's person
King Unka, everybody wants to cut the debt off him
When you got a plan (What's the plan)
The plan brought it outta kendrick lamour
Emulated eminem and macklemore
24/7, 365 days times ten
I was contemplatin gettin on stage
Just to go back to the school, see if the kiddies pay (oh yeah)
Niche, what you mean about my rapping?
How I run the game with the whole world laughing, King Unka
Everybody wants to toss his wife on him, Unka
Sound man what's this costing?
Kids where were you when I was cursing?
Now I play it safe as a 1930's person
King Unka, everybody wants to cut the debt off him
You needle-dicked last name i cant remember
I was gonna bill a couple venues, but they told me go to hell
Everybodys suicidal, and shae really needs my help
I visit elementary's, I'll probably go to jail
If I sell you a tv then I bought it on credit
Stuck a dagger in my dream, everybody's screamin "Bankrupt"
I should probably run forever when I'm done to be safer
And I put debt on my momma and my baby boo too
227,000 and its still building, woo woo!
Aw yeah, just a nudge, I made it past 225,000, and there I was
A little heart beat headed original with his girl behind him
Lifes still great but she keeps crying
Screamin "Adams, are you okay? Adams, are you okay?"
cardboard tinted with our old plates
Straight to the bottom, this is where I'm gonna stay
From a peasant to a pissant to a motherfuckin' slave
Niche, what you mean about my rapping?
How I run the game with the whole world laughing, King Unka
Everybody wants to toss his wife on him, Unka
Sound man what's this costing?
Kids where were you when I was cursing?
Now I play it safe as a 1930's person
King Unka, everybody wants to cut the debt off him
Come on anons, some of you feel bad for this guy right?
He honestly doesn't seem like a terrible person, but he does seem like the product of a 100% sheltered suburban life. Some might hear that and say 'fuck him' because that's a pretty comfortable life anyway but I just see it as a unique kind of tragedy. No one cared enough to ever give him a cold dose of reality so he will most likely continue to live inside this fantasy forever.
He's had nothing but cold doses of reality
If being more than 100 grand in debt isn't a cold dose of reality then nothing ever will be. Unkle Adams has tapped into this dream world where he'll eventually make it as a famous rapper with far more intensity than even we could have imagined.
This is a man on the edge, when he inevitably falls, he will fall hard, and the world will be watching.