ITS FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING: SAN ANDREAS FAULT IS MOVING

rip west coast
iflscience.com/environment/movement-has-been-detected-along-the-san-andreas-fault/

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im a bitter canadian fuck

meme this into reality Sup Forums

>Brexit doesnt happen
>Trump doesnt get voted in
>All the meme power goes to a world ending event

Ok

i hate the west coast

Praise Kek for this glorious omen!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA YES

THE SWIFT AND CHAOTIC POWER OF THE LEAF SENDS FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF THE BURGERS

PRAISE NETANYAHU EH

>Arizona Bay
Praise Kek.

California here, I will haunt pol from the grave

glad im on the gulf coast so i never get earthquakes or tsunami instead i have hurricanes which we can leave 2 weeks notice

>Mexican Warlocks

I'll take it

SPILL THOSE BEANS
SPILL THOSE BEANS
SPILL THOSE BEANS

bye bye hollywood

sorry mega64

>California gets demolished
>-55 electoral votes for Democrats
I'm ok with this

>that source
>blowing what was basic Seismic Research out of proportion

latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-san-andreas-fault-20160622-snap-story.html

The actual source. Jesus Christ does anybody on this board ever fact check anything

Our contract with Neptune is fulfilled. We built him a city, now he must drag it under the water and claim it as his. Liberals included free of charge naturally.

Just get it over with

Well, at least let me wait for a water filter to decrease in price

Well if the fault actually happened, and there was wide spread damagae, King Nigger would enact marshal law, because of all the butthurt liberals and beans in Cali

>California loses over half of its electorates before the election

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yB76BBlMfDs

Oh my god you are so fucking stupid! Holy shit people here are fucking idiots! How dumb can you be to even think this post is informative or funny or anything?

>massive disaster sets biggest state into disarray
>martial laws declared
>elections suspended

And furthermore,

>marshal law

no because actual sources are boring. Posting secondary articles while shitposting Ron Paul is much more entertaining

NOT

>i fucking love science

but they'd all be dead

here is your /meme/

Oermjogyed oy

>Although these movements are small and won’t be noticed by most people living along it at the surface

Not happening

May the whole of California sink into the sea.

Good riddance.

FUCK YOU I NEED THIS

>Marshal law

>California is filled with fat Mexicans over the years
>California starts sinking into the ocean
Coincidence?

this should be the associated hash tag

Oh yes it is going to move this many feet....

lol the comments are good

oh, what, your mom's actually moving her legs?

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>Arizona Bay when?
Arizona Bay when?
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>nobody reads the article

>american """""banter"""""

>Carl Petersson going full sperg

The Reddit army has arrived.

you have to go back faggot

If I get quads California sinks into the abyss

Where the fuck do you think you are, boy?

close enough for me

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World ending event means no more migrants and time for nonsense like social justice. Commiefornia slides into the ocean its a win win, no more Hollywood jews spreading filth.

>qWAUK

San "No More" Andreas Fault

that's not how you do it, you have to praise kek first.

May as well have just asked "AYKM?"

don't you dare have a massive natural disaster on the day we are having our referendum

did any of you retards, including OP, even read the article? or are you all like the stupid sluts on facebook that never read what they post or comment on?

:(

>california fucking dies
>brits leave the EU
>on the same day
that's twice the reason to celebrate

Thanks Australia.

There is only one chance for America to survive this.
They have to nuke the UK to counter the movment of the plates.
The force of 10 Hiroshimabombs should be enough when you place them right.

>implying

Sorry faggots but the San Andrea fault has tremors and movements practically every day in California we're so used to earthquakes that we don't even feel then when they happen in our sleep.

Keep dreaming Sup Forums

I live in the Bay Area. I hope the faults slip so this whole region burns and I can murder some liberals in the ensuing chaos then when it's all over move back to Florida.

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Kek wills it

I live on the fault

Pls send the rumble asap at your convenience

I will try more magicks for this as it needs to fucking happen. Please Kek BTFO California for us. Maybe Yellowstone.
Check em.

Cali sucks dick but all these pro Arizona faggots are cucks as well. Arizona is filled with right wing voting towns, that in reality are filled with degeneracy. Serra Vista probably being the worst of the shit holes.

We should build a giant saw and detatch anything further west than Oklahoma.

KEK WILLS IT

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES user

THE FAULT IS WAITING FOR THE BREXIT

WHEN ENGLAND BECOMES FREE THE FAULT WILL SHIFT THROWING THE ENTIRETY OF CALIFORNIA INTO THE OCEAN

IT HAS COME ANONS
THE COMMIE STATE IS GOING TO DROWN

It is your turn now.

Checked.

Where in the bay user? This place is a stronghold of cuckoldry

Shifting plates and loss of the west coast will hereafter be referred to as the Wexit.

> iflscience.com

Holy shit look at the main page for that site LOL. Its fucking amazing how people just overlook shit for the sake of . Their interest.

0/10 op 0/10

Come on in! The water's fine.

Smack between Foster city and San Mateo. I think in technically Foster city.

Shit forgot to add one thing.

I didnt see your flag

1/10

You aussies are getting better at shitposting.

>ALL HAHA BEEF
TOP CAKE

Califag here: I hope the big one hits.
My hope is that it will make LA and SF part of the Pacific Ocean and, with the source of California's faggotry and niggerness gone, finally liberate us working class and farmers from the liberals(who will be at the bottom of the ocean).

Me too user.

Please

I don't want to go to work tomorrow.

Pacifica here. I know Sup Forums will hate it but my family are mexicans who hate illegals and are voting trump. We're thinking of leaving though since our once blue-collar town has now been overrun buy a bunch of leftist who design apps for millions of dollars and have kicked out all of the blue collar workers who were right wing. Life is hell.

I don't want to live that close to the coast line, they'll all move here

What about the beans in their tunnels? ?

Who said anything about letting them in to the glorious Trump ran United Areas Of America?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SkOm7WF2U

Praise kek.

Praise Kek, she will bless me with repeating integers if this holds true. Praise Kek, Praise Neptune.

he will be unleashed?

Oh dear.

AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE

Praise Kek, Bless you, young acolyte of Kek.

I'm giving this place one more year. The only way I'll stay is either if the app industry busts, housing market implodes, or the fault opens up. I'm thinking of moving either two Pacifica or Union City to be closer to either of my companies two facilities. God I fucking hate the app industry
>those faggot meme billboards on 101 for applovin'

Do it Kek. Let me troll the ruins of SFO to find hippies and liberals in need so I can "help" them with my hatchet.

Kill commiefornians, lord KEK.

All 55 delegates must die

Kek in the guy in that image that posted this

>The general rule is that the longer the time between earthquakes, the more powerful and damaging the next one will be. Although no one would wish for a devastating earthquake to occur along the San Andreas Fault, each year that passes without one increases the likelihood that the future of Southern California will be a dark one.
>no one

Are you no one?

While I wish for the great quake to purge Vancouver of degenerates I just hope it doesn't happen while I'm on the shitter I don't want to be seen crawling out of rubble covered in shit with my pants around my ankles

Kek has spoken through you.
Peace and checking is upon you

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>Want to move to LA entire life
>Finally move there after 23 years
>Earthquake destroys the entire state of California

Why in the fuck would you WANT to meet be to LA?

Jesus that is the worst city in the entire US. What the fuck would be in it for you?