seriously how fucked would Barcelona be without him
Seriously how fucked would Barcelona be without him
Literally 0 trophies in the past 8 years.
He is by far the greatest player ever.
Very. In 2-3 years barca will start to really suffer since their core players are growing older and they are wasting their money on memes. Nerman could have been the next big thing in barca but now he too is gone.
Is it me or Messi is starting to give a shit? Like he's angry and wants revenge.
Still mourning the loss of Neymar and angry about the TSU fraud (tune in for the apocalypse of APOEL tomorrow), Messi awakens his final form and will destroy all living things in our way.
>tfw >we're next
>tfw TSU came from our youth academy
T'was nice knowing you, lads. I beg Ultimate Messi to be merciful with us.
>in our way.
in his way, I mean, since I'm not a barça customer
mid-table team
they won a world cup and back to back euros without him so I think fine
This is the beginning of his redemption arc.
You have Mathieu in your side, m13
>Spain crashes out in the group stages, loses 5-1 to Netherlands
>Argentina gets to the final
??
top cuck
part of the strategy, m8
must make them feel comfortable at our abode so that we may strike them when they least expect it
aah, the decoy cuck, go on then
He is so handsome with a beard
This desu
Old testament prophet Messi is best Messi
Morale must be up
That he is
If only he didn't have little elf ears
i wish he would grow his hair longer again but keep the beard
absolute madman-core
He reminds me of Link from Botw :3
Then he'd just go back to being ugly
I liked him when he had 3 colors on his head
>7 goals in the past 3 games
Is 2012 GOAT Messi back?
>fuck
>marry
>kill
Pick your favourite Messi.
>Teen Messi (05-06)
>Chosen Messi (07-09)
>Prime Messi (10-14)
>Punished Messi (15-16)
>Redemption Messi (16-*)
Definitely punished
>Punished Messi
I want to punish Messi, if you know what I mean
Neither. I pick Big Boss Messi (2018+)
i just realized how asymmetrical his face is
Messi is the only thing that separate them from mediocrity
You can compare him with any other player...but just in goals. As a footballer he is without a doubt the best in this planet. Maybe he is the best player ever. It's unbelievable how much good he is in every single aspect of attacking. No one is or was that good.
imagine messi winning wc 2018 with this style, it would be almost divine
Ronaldo Nazario
He might have gotten fat as fuck but he was amazing
And Maradona or Pele. I just can't imagine that guys controlling the game like the Kroos, organizing the Game like Modric, has vision like Hazard, hase 1v1 skill like Neymar, has the precision of Xabi Alonso and score like Ronaldo. He is the top player of every aspect of the attack. No one is good in everything, avryone is best in some aspect. Not Messi. This is why i think he might be the bestest ever.
i know it's just youtube but Messi's passing compilations are the best in my opinion. You don't see any other forward have 20 minute passing videos like Messi which rival midfielder technique
Argentina won't even qualify lol
Ronaldo was great at 1v1s because he could dribble and was also strong and quick as hell, he also had some pretty amazing passes with Madrid and the NT but he didn't excel at that nearly as much as he did playing as a striker, i think he's the GOAT striker desu
>has the vision of Hazard
top b8
hes also got the cock of rio ferdinand
This is the patrician footballer look. It truly would be amazing.
Jesus christ. Literally
Glorious
>And the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into Sprite
And Neymar will be 100% Judas
imagine puyol with beard
the classy caveman jesus look
looks like Haggard
>The precision of Xabi Alonso
george harrison's weird cousin
Idk, but what I do know he deserves a 50m tall statue infront of the Camp Messi stadium. He did more for Barcelona then all the great players who played there combined.
The Messiah look, how redeemed
Pre-Messi Barcelona: 1 CL in 100 years and Real Madrid's little bitch
Post-Messi Barcelona: 5 CL and managed to even the record with Real Madrid and got more domestic titles than them since Messi joined
the 70s and 80s look
>Camp Messi
I like it. Camp Neuer is not fitting at the moment.
Pretty much this
Messi ain't even the captain, they'd rather make a statue of Xavi or Iniesta, or even Busquets
>argentina went to the finals
>bottled all 3 of them
1.messi
2.cruyff
Actually 4, as he was a starter against Brazil F team in the 2007 Copa America final.
have you ever seen iniesta speak? that man is so beta i'm sure he apologized for cumming inside his wife during sex
no, actually it's
1. cruyff
2. messi
Without cruyff, no la masia (as we know it today), no tiki-taka, no pep guardiola, no golden generation
Kek
>Post-Messi Barcelona: 5 CL
Good goy. He didn't play past the group stage in 2006.
They need to win against Peru to have a chance and we have the tendency to fuck up
Sticky when?
This is now a Christiano Ronaldo appreciation thread:
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Ramos sent him to hell, but Messi's going deeper
>Don't have to deal with selfish Neymar
>Starts preforming very well
woooooooooooooooooooooow
nope.
He's a chinlet without it
Will be based
A lot. Barça made a fatal mistake letting Nerman go. They should have taken better care of his ego. Pic related.
fuck
roll
Chosen Messi
they should have a statue with a giant Cruyff lowering himself to patt little Messi on the head
lol its not rivaling midfielders, he's towering over everyone in passing. he would be goat in any attacking or even controlling position
late prime/punished messi, when he started to really goat it up with through balls and quit dribbling as much
just imagine an attack with:
teen messi - prime messi - chosen messi
punished messi - redemption messi
the yet to come pirlo messi