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Praying for Nigel's dog edition

He'll be alright mate!

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big up the NHS

yui

Mama Loi, Papa Loi

thanks for the prayers for my doggo lads. I will update you all when I hear back from my mum x

*maliciously hurts your feelings*

>just bantz lad

anime

you stole my funny monkey picture

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Gordon Brown is a "Big Guy"

had my dog put down because he wouldn't walk anymore
they're gone lad

*betrays you*

Just a prank bro!

MONKEY MINE NOW OOK OOK AAAAAAAAAAAH!

...

got my legs blown off in khe sanh

any feet and asmr lads?
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*raises my eyebrows at you and puts a hand on the runtstick I keep on my belt at all times*
*your eyes follow my hand and you immediately quiet down and waddle away*
thought so...

Woke up really early today to go to hospital and all the leftypol ones that don't have normal sleep schedules were still about. Was embarrassing to see the state of their posts desu.

browsing Sup Forums
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>there are 30+ year old grown men here who sit on their computers all day posting about "niggers", "pakis" and "triggering" people
>they don't realise that /brit/ has passed them by

grim

hate asmr
love feet
simple as

sometimes wish I was a footfag so I could get off to stuff like this

janny...

>youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

Why can't our anthem be based like this lads?

>right-wing
>is unhealthy
pottery

chingy chongy nippy nongy noodles in my bowl

*waddles towards you*
*pulls down my trousers and points my arse at you*
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
*little bit of poo pops out*
*waddle away with my trousers around my ankles*

top 3 anthems are Russia, France and Canada's

Why are labour voters like this?

Inferior to the Russian one

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Just seen one of my free range Australian runts spray another runt with arse poo.

I have been made a fool of.

oh dambala, oh dambala

we have lots of great patriotic songs, it's just a shame we have the absolute worst as our anthem

did this once to my brother but the poo landed on his face
mummy had a fit

stare into the abyss and have it stare back at you

can't count the number of fetishes I've developped through exposure

The history of china and chinese makes the UK look like it was formed last week lad

That's the USSR anthem lad, also based

Another day of lying in bed watching TV and movies all day

Was hot till the last sentence

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nice

it just doesnt work
it's like trying to find elbows or earlobes sexy

could easily heem this runt cat

>Current 93 is also good

Yeah mate I'm sure 40% of the country is grooming children

>78229612
lmao spencer isn't the "leader" of the alt right you mong. he wishes he was and is trying to use any leverage he can to get there that's for certain

They're incredibly similar lad, some people wouldn't even recognise the difference
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comfy x

>But in Rotherham, the labour council refused to do anything to save the white girls being enslaved by pakis.
heavily misplaced political correctness
(also in a lot of cases it's the girls own fault for accepting "gifts" from the pakis)

>And labour wants a multicultural Britain, where these people are included.
>comparing corbyn labour to blairite labour
most people know that multiculturalism doesn't really work, everyone just sticks to their own areas and largely ignores people from other areas

>And labour under Blair saw an explosion of immigration from these countries.
Originally we needed a slight bit of immigration to make up for the declining birthrates (as you need to have a constant supply of healthy young people working and paying taxes to help support the nhs and pensions for old people)
but some silly people decided that rather than bring in high skills european immigrants, it'd be easier to bring in some from the third world (and just hope that they do well - some of them do, but it's not enough to justify the massive amount of immigrants that were brought in)

because third world immigrants are largely doing low skilled jobs, they help keep wages down which is a bit shit

so now we have a load of africans who are doing low skilled jobs and the government still lets in a load of people per year (though technically it's not as many in practice as the figures say because a lot of them will be international students and temporary workers)

*dismantles your NHS*

I knew these asians were up to no good

*throws away my manga collection*

its the facking weekend ladsssss. SHIRSTS OFFFF. PISS UP

going to the range to shoot the ak this morning

it's pathetic, especially when everyone knows sargon is the true leader of the alt-right

your name is runt
you live in cage #3352 in paddock B, zone 2 on my runt farm

How to debate leftists and DESTROY them

any strasserite man in?

The labour council in Rotherham knew about the abuse and refused to do anything about it until a journalist spread the story to the whole country.

Labour voters vote for a party that wants Britain to become a multicultural country, replacing British culture with these people.

Under Blair, immigration from countries like Pakistan exploded

Labour voters seem to be the absolute worst desu.

>trousers
FOP

Did You Know?: it takes brits NINE MONTHS to see a doctor, and the so-called 'free' healthcare is in fact funded by the taxpayer

need an extremist right-wing gf please god please

tired of being a krautlad desu

>the north has paki rape gangs round every corner

grim

imagine growing up as a girl in that disgusting hive of scum and inbred lower class plebs known as the north

>b-but china is poor!

*glances at the PISA education rankings*

>china 10th, UK 15th

hmm, really makes me think...

I'm a doctor.

I called up my GP and saw someone today lol

reporting

*laughs at my own posts*

ceop.police.uk/Documents/ceopdocs/ceop_thematic_assessment_executive_summary.pdf
>the ethnicity of 38% of the offenders was unknown, 30% were white, 28% asian, 3% Black and 0.16%
Chinese

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>Pakistanis, Indians, and Bangladeshis make up 4.9% of the UK population

Odd how 1 in 3 people who commit sex crimes in the UK come from a people group that accounts for under 5% of the population

taken enough xanax in the past two hours to give me a lobotomy

>extremist right-wing gf
>implying

>Labour voters seem to be the absolute worst desu.
the middle class corbynistas are the most obnoxious people on earth desu. i find it strange that well-groomed and well-off people would vote for a party that mainly appeals to underclass and immigrant runts

ahem, I have two words that will demolish your smug, southern sense of superiority, and those are
'muh london'

Any spicy lads? Is there a way to stop your arsehole burning?

Well PISA tests are only issued to a few select private schools in Beijing and Shanghai, China's wealthiest cities. That's why their scores are so high.

Yeah and Poland and Estonia also rank higher on PISA so what

>unknown
Guarantee these are all pakis too.

to me, being right-wing is more cultural than economic, so nazbols and strasserites are people i can get along with

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yes lad, peel a ginger root and stick it up there

Don't China keep their dirt poor regions from taking part to artificially inflate their score?

my willy

milk enema

>heavily misplaced political correctness
Which caused 1400 white girls to be raped by Pakis

To me, this is evil. It's not ''missplaced'' because political correctness is literally a bad thing in every since of the term. (It came from fascism)

>(also in a lot of cases it's the girls own fault for accepting "gifts" from the pakis)
More labour word games.
The white girls were hooked on drugs, then the pakis gave them drugs as gifts - that's how hard drugs work, you need to get more, and when you cant pay for it you find other ways to get them.

It's not like the Pakis left them toys under the Christmas tree you fucking dishonest prick.

>Originally we needed third world labour
So you couldn't pick a country that wasn't Pakistan? What absolute horse shit.

>Yesssss goyim, the NHS is bad! Taxes are bad!!!!
*chronically underfunds NHS*
>look how ineffective it is!!!

just deal w/ it pussy, it is only a fleeting burning sensation

Smart young people and boomers with a conscience vote labour

Dumb young rorkes and "millenials are so entitled" boomers vote tory

Simple as, labour are the only ones who will do something about housing prices, without cheap houses, there's no families. Without families, there's no future.

Simple as.

should I melt my brain on benzos at Inga Coepland lads?

this may blow your mind, but for me, BOTH sides are stupid

China is lame as fuck
you can't do anything there and the people are all slope yanks

No worries mate!

*ban filters the word "benzos"*

*thread quality jumps 300%*

neither Tories nor Labour care about the preservation of the British people.

They are also the ones doing something about the lack of Pakistani grooming gangs in some cities in the UK

Give labour a few more years and every town over a 100 000 people will be able to brag about having their very own labour-supported grooming gang.

In this case, I replaced ''missplaced political correctness with support''

Simple as.

>without cheap houses, there's no families
>implying the world needs more poor "people"
the wealthy are the only ones who should be allowed to procreate

>I ban words that trigger me

national communism lads

>Which caused 1400 white girls to be raped by Pakis
it's their own fault for letting themselves be groomed

>The white girls were hooked on drugs
right so you're asking me to be sympathetic towards dumb drug addicts?
>you fucking dishonest prick
hehe

>So you couldn't pick a country that wasn't Pakistan? What absolute horse shit.
well you see pakistan used to be part of the british empire
also most pakistanis/indians came over here after world war 2, as we used to have a manufacturing industry and needed cheap labour to keep it competitive
the blairite immigration is more modern and more african

the tories will fix immigration, they promised, they wouldnt lie to us