Tfw no estonian bf

>tfw no estonian bf

bump

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Why are you doing this?

Oh HELLO!

Estonians aren't cute. They are cold, distant and harsh people.

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Oh shit I'm sorry

I m not gay, I just post anime

Sorry for what?

I have always seem this meme around
It is from some gay video, isn't it?

mmmmm

DELETE THIS

Stop making these threads.

it gets bigger when i pull on it.

>tfw only estonian i've ever met was a tranny

holy shit, estonians are all gay aren't they!?

Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin

There are no trannys here, t must have been an escaped swede.

When are you estonian twinks going to give your land to Russian bears?

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Why are you stalking me?
Someone stop him!

Will you be willing to offer sexual favours for protection?

OH SHID :D I'M SORRY FOR SEEING OF DE BENIS! :DDD

Don't you know about ironic gay porn?! It's an Ylilauta meme that got stolen by normalapes from Sup Forums.

No. I don't do lewd things.

Shame, if you don't give it up willingly someone will eventually take it by force.

I won't let them! I can be strong sometimes!

ok lad see you then

What?
Should I call the police?

Nah lad I'll bring my own handcuffs.

*walks in*

What's up Matti, hold this lad down for me.

You are bad guys, trying to steal my estonian and all that.

estonian boypussies and bumbums were made for finnish peepees!

You were supposed to say ''hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down.''
I'm not Matti.
This has been quite the disappointing experience.

Alright, we have to decide here and now
Who gets to fuck the Estonian?

Go molest a leaf, and leave this estonian boy for me. I earned him.

You don't lay your hands on him, or else I will cut your balls off. He is mine.

hotaru enough cute to make me click