Sup Forums, if you were alive during the 40s and had the chance to meet Hitler, what would you do?

Sup Forums, if you were alive during the 40s and had the chance to meet Hitler, what would you do?

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>this thread again
Tell him how to win

INVADE BRAZIL FOR FUCKING GOD SAKE

Shake his hand and volunteer for the Eastern Front.

I'd say to him to not invade Russia, finish the fucking job properly and don't trust Italians.

AMERICA AND RUSSIA WILL BECOME A BIG PROBLEM, ATTEMPT FOR PEACE AFTER TAKING MOST OF EUROPE INSTEAD OF INVADING RUSSIA, LEAVE THE UK BE FOR THE TIME BEING, RESUPPLY AND TAKE SOME TIME BEFORE GOING BACK TO WAR.

FPBP

Tell him to invade Britain instead of the USSR.

Mein Führer es ist die größte Ehre meines Lebens sie persönlich grüßen zu können. Mein Führer it is the greatest honor of my life to be able to personally greet you. Please, for the good of our people, our race and our thousand year empire, avoid a war with Russia at all costs.

But the USSR was going to invade anyways. I'll try to find the operation info.

Shoot him.

>Shake his hand

Kek, I had a feeling someone was going to say this.

Tell them what moves not to make, but mostly work with SS scientists and teach them how to make atomic weapons before anyone else.

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Documents show Stalin was going to invade western europe. And Hitler knew this.

Groom his moustache with a toothbrush

Invite him to sit down and talk so I can create a transcript of his stance on various issues and preserve it for the future.

Shoot him. Have someone like Guderian or Speer as head of state, get rid of the loony ideologues.

id give him a few bottles of tap water from current year and we'd have records of hitler with high estrogen level and fluoride bad brain cells,,, chem trails too

he fucked up everything for everybody especially his people and allies

> mfw again an erratic lunatic runs for office in a superpower

I thought the ovens were a good idea myself.

Tell him to shoot his doctor because Dr. Feelgood was rotting his brain and would cause him to lose his grip on reality and cause the downfall of the Riche.

he was opposed to that. maybe introduce how to synthesize fuel earlier or jet engines

Tell him to get off the amphetamines; they clouded his judgement.

I couldn't even! I mean uhhh...he's #literallyhitler.

show him my bbc

>people seriously believe that Hitler didn't offer peace to Europe many times before and during the war
>people seriously believe Stalin had 1,000,000 trained paratroopers in 1940 in the Red Army for a defensive war.

Be honored by the man and volunteer my efforts to the National Socialist movement.

If I'm going back in time I would give him all the available information I have in regards to both the war and modern day technology.

They tried to, dumbass. The Lutwaffe got fucking wrecked, especially when they tried to raid london instead of keeping focus on Royal Air Force Command. also the british navy would fucking wreck whatever pathetic german barges they could send over the channel.

>People seriously believe that ribbentrop didnt fuck up all relations with everyone