Ehhhh???? You've never had a GIRLFRIEND before (in your country) and you're HOW OLD?

Ehhhh???? You've never had a GIRLFRIEND before (in your country) and you're HOW OLD?

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hate judgemental anime girls

BACK THE FUCK OFF?

Eh? Never seen a pair of breasts before?

>tfw no bf

22
Never kissed either.

>Never kissed either.

I haven't even held a girl's hand and I'm 24.

Because I don't care and I have now a Lithuanian twink bf :3

Bring an end to judgmental anime girls

I'm 26.

i've become a wizard.
get on my level.

jorge?

I'll be 26 in 2 years if I don't commit suicide by that time.

I'm 27.

28

lmao at all of your lives. back to /r9k/

Incidentally, the girl you posted never had a boyfriend and is now 25.

Get it together people. Wtf is going on here?

Chad pls go

I bet all posters here with
>tfw no gf
meme never actually tried to get a gf at all.

Bullshit.
You were forced to hold hands with a girl either in kindergarten or in school.

I doubt that OP watches New Game.

>Go out? With whom? With you? No. Wait... you're serious!? Oh god no! No thank you, I still have self-respect.
Since then I don't speak with women.

>You were forced to hold hands with a girl either in kindergarten

I didn't attend kindergarten.

>or in school.

Not really, I was alone at all celebrations and public events.

>In romance, people with the INTJ personality type approach things the way they do with most situations: they compose a series of calculated actions with a predicted and desirable end goal – a healthy long-term relationship. Rather than falling head over heels in a whirlwind of passion and romance, INTJs identify potential partners who meet a certain range of pre-determined criteria, break the dating process down into a series of measurable milestones, then proceed to execute the plan with clinical precision.

>Sentiment, tradition, and emotion are INTJs’ Achilles Heel. Social standards like chivalry are viewed by INTJs as silly, even demeaning. The problem is, these standards have developed as a means of smoothing introductions and developing rapport, of managing expectations, the basis of personal relationships. INTJs’ propensity for frank honesty in word and action tends to violate this social contract, making dating especially difficult for them.

>If they are shot down too many times they may come to the conclusion that everyone else is simply too irrational, or simply beneath them intellectually. If cynicism takes hold, INTJs may end up falling into the trap of intentionally displaying intellectual arrogance, making solitude their choice rather than happenstance.

>This antipathy to rules and tendency to over-analyze and be judgmental, even arrogant, all adds up to a personality type that is often clueless in dating. Having a new relationship last long enough for INTJs to apply the full force of their analysis on their potential partner’s thought processes and behaviors can be challenging. Trying harder in the ways that INTJs know best can only make things worse, and it’s unfortunately common for them to simply give up the search. Ironically, this is when they’re at their best, and most likely to attract a partner.

(Stolen from random wise user). Apply it to yourself. Fight the self misery!

>sweden
> as if anything else was expected


> so says Japan.
Don't you have a rapidly declining birthrate to take care of, user?


You got me there desu

>Tfw no Russian gf

How the fuck do you attempt when you don't know how to

28 to be honest, familia

>DUDE HOW CAN YOU BE A VIRGIN IN SPAIN, THE GIRLS THERE ARE SO EASY

...

>Shooting yourself in the eye with .22LR
Enjoy being disabled

This is very much true
It's better to just "be yourself" and live a healthy social life (at least try) and hope someone not INTJ takes action.

Amazing thread, I'm glad someone cares about keeping up the great quality of this board

I did try.

I failed.

Join the army
Kill mussies
Fuck prisoners of war

Literal autism

Most likely you'll die anyway. 22LR kills too.

damn this makes complete sense. Is tinder ok to use to find someone for a meaningful relationship. I'm not really trying to get married or anything but I'm also not interested in a relationship that last only 4 days.

Same here

girlfriends sound annoying. I can't imagine having to deal with a woman every single day.

Well, let's just say I'd rather go out with a bang than a whimper

Oh so to find a gf all I need to do is simply be humiliated and stamped on just a few more times. No big deal.
You and other people can go and fuck off. Not because I'm intellectually superior but because people are assholes and I don't deal with assholes.

16
i dont have a girl but i already fuck 1

u want to know my secret?
stop being a fuckin lazy piece of shit and go outhere and find a girl it is not difficult

in my country if u have blond hair and blue eyes u can fuck every women you want here.

No its not.
First I'd swipe right a lot of girls but after some terrible attempts at conversation with matches I end up being so selective I almost never get matches, and even those end up with nothing.

>16
See you in two years, pal

Why don't you just get a hooker?

That's what I'd do if I lived in Europe

We've been ourselves for twenty-something years now and it didn't work out well.

I'm 22, been trying for last 3 years, so far I failed every attempt, the most recent one rejecting me a month ago after a single date. I'm slowly making progress (that date was my first), but it's hard.

>le personality types memes
Literal Horoscope shit, might as well rely on Japanese blood group superstition

>DUDE HOW CAN YOU BE A VIRGIN IN ITALY, ALL GIRLS LOVE ITALIAN DUDES

Have a job.
Buy new clothes (ask for assistance).
Get new haircut (let them pick for you).
Get phone.
Shave, shower, dress up.
Go to social events you hate / never been to.
Talk to girls there. Ask for their number before the convo ends. Treat them as humans, not as girls. Dont be afraid to fail, smile, look into their eyes, attempt to flirt or just talk about whatever.
improveyoursocialskills.com/conversation
With every fail / rejection you are closer to the girl who will accept you. If no girls on the event, try another one. Once you got number, wait 18 hours and then ask them on date.

Try 100 more times jew.

>I have nothing to say, so i just throw meme around.

Online dating is a tool. You get results depending on how you use it. Experience may wary based on location and patience.

The only sure way how to lose the dating game is to never play it.

Girls lose value with passing time, boys only gains. Sooner or later the bitches will be all over you.

The 4 letters personality may be meme, but it describes certain type of overthinking introverts pretty well.

>mfw 19 years old
>mfw still have an excuse

...

Because she has a girlfriend.
Ouch, what a cunt.
You're right, but what can you do when you're a social outcast who got bullied and your nickname for a couple of years at school was literally "marginated"? How can you get all the social cues and stuff for approaching girls when you missed out your teen years? Men and women go in groups to bars and the like and expect a confident person from another group, not that awkward guy who misses 10 years of experience with dealing with people and walks alone into bars and nobody knows about. Unless you're rich as fuck or Mr. Universe handsome tier, but then you'd never had such problems in the first place.

It doesn't get better, only worse, so don't wait.

>Treat them as humans, not as girls
>Ask for their number before the convo ends

...

Why can't women love Swedish dudes

I had one in pre school, does that count?

They don't?

This is not Trainspotting alright?
I'll attempt what you said tho

I had a girlfriend in another country, but not in mine

If you had gf before, you will have after, if you didn't have before you will not have after

Only loosers buy sex from a hooker.

They do?

But they do, what's your excuse?

Are we winners?

Losing my virginity to a hooker made me realise that emotional connection to your partner is probably very important when it comes to sex. Other than that nothing changed.

>excuses excuses excuses
>missed out
That is meme. Social interaction can be taught even to super autist through practice, books and trying to behave like people around you. Nobody cares what you did at high school. And neither should you.

Social events arent bar. Bar is place where sluts go to catch newest std. Try something else. Literally open google and type
>social events
>where to meet people
>where to go when you are bored
>name of your city + actions / events

And when they go there in groups, they cant be approached or approach. To do so, you sort of need to be there alone. Stop whining and simply do it! If you feel really shy or shuttering around girls, try hitting on uggos or fat ones first. Get practice gf first until you build some comfidence for real girls.

If you can shitpost, you can talk to girls. Flirting is like shitpostibg in a sence. The difference is you want to make her smile, not make her mad.

Critical thinking argentina. Use it. You should be able to tell difference between shitpost, malicious advice and real advice easily. Always verify your sources!

>If you can shitpost, you can talk to girls.
Objectively false, since one involves writing and the other involves speaking
>Flirting is like shitpostibg in a sence. The difference is you want to make her smile, not make her mad.
So, it's nothing like shitposting besides the very basic purpose of conveying information, got it

>try hitting on uggos or fat ones first. Get practice gf first until you build some comfidence for real girls.
That's not very nice.

>Treat them as humans, not as girls
>Get practice gf first until you build some comfidence for real girls

World was never a nice place. Eat or be eaten. Cuck or be cucked. Survival of the fittest?

There are plenty of fat girls and they will do anything in their power to change world around them (like fat acceptance for example) instead of improving themselves. They are easy prey. Ideal for desparate frog posters like here.

idk man, nothing happens in my town, everything happens in the capital
What about going to church?

>World was never a nice place. Eat or be eaten. Cuck or be cucked. Survival of the fittest?

What are you willing to sacrifice in order to gain wife tier gf? Church is for sure better than your basement for meeting new people. Just go there already. Also consider online dating. If you have car, she can even be from another city.

Will you run out of memes soon?

>Will you run out of memes soon?
Only after you run out of laughable noramlfag advice

Well, you cant date frogposting femanons. Why? They are hidden in their basement as you are. You simply cant meet them.

Your best bet is to pretend to be normalfag too, at least until the girl went on few dates with you. Then you can slowly introduce her to your waifu and corrupt her.

What the fuck are you talking about

go read few books.
You need to work on your comprehension and reading skills a bit more.

But I don't have a "waifu", nor do I want to date people from Sup Forums

Cant you just grow a mustache and play guitar to flirt with women like your country has been doing for centuries?

These personality traits were divised for career path help, not fucking interpersonal relationships, you fucking autist.

You should worry about your own girlfriend first Kou-chan!

Both of you are fucking cancer. Stop coming to Sup Forums with your normalfag garbage, failed or otherwise.

And what will you do kangaroo user? Post emo pictures?