OFFICIAL DODGERS VS. GIANTS GAMETHREAD

Los Angeles Dodgers vs San Francisco Giants (#2 of 3)

AT&T Park
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

TV: SportsNetLA, KTLA | NBCS BA


Clayton Kershaw (LHP #22) (16-3 | 2.15 ERA | 182 K)
vs.
Johnny Cueto (RHP #47) (7-7 | 4.43 ERA | 112 K)


LAD
1. CF Chris Taylor (R)
2. SS Corey Seager (L)
3. 3B Justin Turner (R)
4. 1B Cody Bellinger (L)
5. RF Yasiel Puig (R)
6. LF Curtis Granderson (L)
7. C Yasmani Grandal (S)
8. 2B Chase Utley (L)
9.
P Clayton Kershaw (L)


Austin Barnes (R)
Charlie Culberson (R)
O'Koyea Dickson (R)
Andre Ethier (L)
Kyle Farmer (R)
Logan Forsythe (R)
Adrian Gonzalez (L)
Enrique Hernandez (R)
Joc Pederson (L)
Rob Segedin (R)
Trayce Thompson (R)
Alex Verdugo (L)


SF
1. CF Gorkys Hernandez (R)
2. 2B Joe Panik (L)
3. RF Hunter Pence (R)
4. 1B Buster Posey (R)
5. C Nick Hundley (R)
6. LF Austin Slater (R)
7. 3B Orlando Calixte (R)
8. SS Kelby Tomlinson (R)
9. P Johnny Cueto (R)

Brandon Crawford (L)
Tim Federowicz (R)
Ryder Jones (L)
Jarrett Parker (L)
Pablo Sandoval (S)
Denard Span (L)
Mac Williamson (R)

last digit is the amount of runs the Dodgers will score tonight.

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So what happens first, The XXindians lose or the Doyers win?

LA here checking in

Who is prepared for a fun night of shit posting?

Perfect bunt

>risp

Keyshawn is about to throw another gem.

Does the Arco hula girl make your pants tingly?

she makes me realize i will never have a naive gf

Kershews pitches all look like balks

Long Beach checking in

Dodgers fans, what do you think of Granderson as an addition? Will he help?

He made a better met

No

Don't know the Dodgers got him.

kershaw's a better hitter than granderson lmao

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>its yet ANOTHER Dodgers LOB episode

>RISP!!!

>tfw risp

The doyers are truly skilled with risp

He had a flurry of homers when he joined then went to the trash heap.

I heard that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans. True?

At least this game will be over quickly to extend the Dodgers losing streak.

what in the fuck kind of name is gorkys even the spics i know don't have that name

It probably translates into something like "guy who makes tortillas"

top kek

>RISP
RISP
>RISP
RISP
>RISP

if any digits the next batter is going to pop out

come on TTO Curt!

>dodgers with risp

Loaded boys

>career with bases loaded : .211
fuck

Who else is ready for Grandal to do nothing?

JUST

>RISP
>I
>S
>P

>Dodgers fail with RISP
Das it. Das the doyers I grew up with.

Fucking Dodgers squander every single opportunity

Grandal shouldn't be out there.

>hey shaw do you want some run support?
>haha just kidding bro

>Kershaw homerun
kek Like fucking clockwork. Gives up at least one a game.

Yup, and considering how much his teammates seem to hate him he's leaving this game in the 7th with it still being 0-1
Then they'll score 2, and Avilan/Baez will give up 4
2-5
you all can go to bed now

dodgers loss 2-5 seems to be the classic, i think the first dodgers game i watched live ended at that score

Incoming 3-run homer.

kershaw definitely gets shook when dodgers risp

BASED CHASE

ayyyyy

what's with these weak hitters hitting for extra bases today?

Fucking yes let's do it

>Kershaw doing all this work

he always does all the work when he plays

>Puig cheers but they sound like BOOs

it'd be nice if puig walks but then
>granderson

>implying the dodgers will win
yeah right

Judging father Jansen

TYBP

PUUUUUUUUIG

TYBP

Holy shit 100 pitches in four innings

at least that LOB in the first 3 innings did something

>Kershaw 95-0 when receiving 4+ runs of support
Oh no...

white boys CAN jump

The fuck was that Spider-Man play

Dodgers finally playing like themselves again

damn some good plays in the outfield this inning

Well the Dodgers actually look like a baseball team again

>grandal caught a ball
bizarro dodgers

>yasmani "the catcher who can't catch" grandal

is there any worse position to play than catcher in baseball?
>knees get fucked up
>wrists get fucked up
>elbows probably get fucked up
>shoulders/rotator cuff probably get fucked up

possibly the starting pitcher, there's a reason they only play once every 5 games. though squatting for 4 hours sounds like a rough time

Depends on the pitcher's form, delivery, and technique tbdesu senpaifamily

I just ran it through my head real quick and the only one I could come up with was cornerback/safety, because actually doing your job these days is a penalty

Where were these dodgers the last 2-3 weeks

God fuck Granderson

>RISP strikes again

>tfw bet on Yankees and Dodgers

I also didn't realise what time Indians vs Tigers was on and by the time I tried to bet the Indians were 1-0 up and the odds were terrible.

>LOB once AGAIN

no matter where granderson or grandal are on the lineup they always fuck something up

Granderson is a fucking worthless player

>Bases loaded, 2 outs? Better ground it to 1st.

Yankees and *Giants*. Can't even type properly...

curtis "groundout to first" granderson

when was the last game curtis granderson got a hit?

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>95-0
95-0
>95-0
95-0
>95-0

>"Justin Turner, a rare breed these days, walks more than he strikes out."

if the doggers lose tonight i will post nigger faggot tranny on my faceberg account to get a 30 day happy fun vacation who's with me?

dubs for base clearing double

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>Kershaw gets out of a 6th inning jam
Only because it's not October.

wow this guy's a total meme

who is worse on the mound in relief

stripling or baez

JUST

All it takes is one bullshit relief pitcher and the ship sinks

REEEEEEE DODGERS BULLPEN

I don't know what I expected.

Nice DP

COME ON DODGERS LET'S GET SOME INSURANCE FOR ONCE FUCK

You guys know Baez is coming in for the 8th right?