DIVINE PUNISHMENT FOR OPEN DEFECATION

DIVINE PUNISHMENT FOR OPEN DEFECATION

bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-36593856

What a shocking story

Farewell Pajeets
Teach the angels how to poo in the loo

Were they in lightning free zones?

Ban assault ligthings

Designated lightning streets?

Or do the clouds just shit in the streets as well?

>India is so obscenely overpopulated that the odds of people being hit by lightning swing far enough for dozens to be killed by it

>be indian
>get hit by lightning
lmao you cant make this shit up

DESIGNATED CONDUCTING RODS

Getting hit by lightning is much more likely if you're in an open field. It's almost a certainty that out of 90 people, at least a handful must have been shitting outside

>walk into a field to take a shit
>get hit by lightning
Should have used the designated street

When will the tragedies stop? When will they learn?

Don't use the Earth as a toilet and Kek won't have to strike you down

>Should have used the designated street

BAN ASSAULT LIGHTNING

Ban street shitting

>even lightning beats our killstreak
We need to step up our shooting efforts

lightning storm? damn dude i would've shit myself.

crazy overpopulation

Fuck man, my sides. Vote Brexit btw pls thx.

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PANJEET MY SON. YOU MUST MAKE ANOTHER DECISION.

DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET.

OR

NOT DESIGNATED SHITTING FIELD
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-AYO MAYN HOL UP DIS IS LIGHTNING FOR DUH TAKIN OF DUH BLACK MAYNS IT

You forgot to post pic, Carlos.

don't tell people what to do, ignorant burger scum

These

Imagine if it happened on a DSS (Designated Shitting Street)

Imagien Pajeets sphincter tightening up, interupting the spurts and farts, as the thunder creeps ever closer.

And then it hits Rasheed.

A scream, his body stiff, tumbled over, his face in on the ground his ass high up in the air

Sprrrrrt sprr t

His last poo, as smoke emits from his corpse, and his poo.

They all start screaming

Some in the confusiom frantically tried to wipe their asses with their right hand

Horro on their faces

They realise what they did, and as soon as they do

Lighting strikes them down

Sprrrrt

Broooom

Spprt BROOM sprrrrt BROOM

One by one

They poo and fall and poo

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Ya, it's a real shit storm

Governmental sources report that it was an experiment gone wrong. We were trying to make designated electronic shitting street loosely based on electric Japanese toilets.

Shit happens. Progress aint free, pushing for improvement can be fatal.

ID
>DEHsignated

You could say they Indians got some electrolytes

Most public defecation in India is done on open fields, right?

So there were probably a few people who got struck while taking a shit.

Kek's brutal way of meming India into better hygiene. Praised be.

weak

Considering the population, I don't think a few 100 deaths can stop the project.

100 is nothing burger
Considering the population i can knock more than that in no time
Im out

Go fuck yourself, Carlos.

tragic.
we should poo outside the rest of the week in solidarity

SAD!

Been there done that. Raise your banter standards burger.

A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL

Even the hindu gods are tired of their shit