Who should play these three in the inevitable biopic?

Who should play these three in the inevitable biopic?

i'd let messi fuck my ass if every hour he was in my ass he had to give me 10 million

Is he autistic?

Look at him with his hands in his pockets.

He barely registers an emotion.

lol suarez is such an asshole.

Literally who are these three

I imagine when you're really good at something your brain just shuts down all unnecessary outputs like emotion.

>overrated footballers

fuck those, where is the maradona biopic?

Messi - Christian Bale
Suarez - Eli Roth
Neymar - Idris Elba

I have no idea who any of these guys are.
Soccer is boring as fuck

random beaner #1 #2 and #3

didn't know samefagging was still a thing :o

how autistic is messi on a scale of 1 to messi?

seems Suarez is the only chill and normal one then.

>Messi registering zero fucking emotions
>Neymar being a little bitch and "squaring up" with his fellow teammate after a playful joke

lmao he doesn't give a fuck

but suarez isn't laughing it off
he looks pretty spiteful, which means that there's probably some history there

Childhood is when you idolize Ronaldo
Adulthood is when you realize that Messi makes more sense

lel you can tell neymar is trying not to laugh at the end

You'd need to get a passionate method actor to play Suarez. An actor who'll really sink his teeth into the role

Suarez was thrown out of the English Premier Leauge for fucking biting other players.

He is not chill. He is a slumrat.

Other way round.

When you're young, you're enamored by Messi's displays of pure talent. When you're older, you realize he's a little tax-evading bitch with a failed international career, while Ronaldo is the hard-working GOAT behind the shadows.

Michael cera for messi someone shop it plz

this is an American board. we don't watch soccer, therefore we dont know who they are

There are several.

>messi is literally an hgh roided manlet

fuck him

carlos you fucking brat

kek what a douche

January 21st, 2017

Mark this date,because it's the beginning of the end for th e liberal media.

You think he's petty? Well, you're right, and that's why he's the man who's going to put Nose County out of business

Fuck off shill.

messi is a faggot loser autistic manlet with shrinked dick because too much roids.

Messi: Ryan Gosling
Neymar: Oscar Isaac
Suarez: Zachary Quinto

Is that the reason this thread is getting replies and everyone knows who they are?

>Implying anybody in the world except the US knows any American football or baseball players

Who should play these quads in the inevitable biopic?

Messi: Ryan Gosling
Neymar: Michael Peña
Suarez: Jason Biggs
Cristiano Ronaldo: Channing Tatum
Benzema: Shia LaBeouf
Bale: Kate Mara

Whatever happened to the headbutt guy from 10 years ago?

I don't think he was implying that at all. He was just saying that the majority of the board is American, and Americans don't watch soccer.

>Neymar and Suarez get into some discussion
>Messi keeps staring into the void

He's a Coach now, Managing one of the clubs he previously played in. Dude even won a Champions League already and shit

i would fucking heem nerman right then and there if he reacted like that to me

Kinda gay desu.

If you look closely Messi actually looks down at the ball to egg on Srez

The rock, leguizamo, Bradley cooper

carlooos xd

>tfw you're stuck in like 2006 and don't recognize any of these babies