Tottenham vs Borussia Dortmund Pre-match Thread

First for Pulisgod. Get your shitposts in early. Squads and lineups are yet to be announced

Can he save Dirtcuck?

Hello, is this /ananastisch/?

>le gets exposed against concashite teams wee lad

No, this is not /genericstupidcunt/

Spurs are going to get smashed at Wembley.

>it's a mexicuck obsessed with PulisGod episode

maybe

Look at all that semen caked on her face, what a slut.

both these teams are reddit AF

Please delete this photo of me

This Kraut whore looks like a SLUT.

the correct term is puliGOD thank you very much

>78235411


cringe

kid was an embarassment over the international break

1-0 Spurs on Eriksen FK

...

y r the Irish still starving??

someone pls give this kid some potaote

t. Bruce Arena

Can Tottenham finally beat Dortmund tonay?

casuals on here just seem to think hes pele or something, he cant carry a team so dont expect him to

his fifa stats just got released today, hes a 78 overall. thats how good he is. some americans seem to think hes 90+ and when he doesnt perform they slate him

Its so good to see Buyern crumbling and us doing well

>fifa stats

You just drew against the worst team in the league

>calls others casuals
>quotes fifa stats

Yeah lad, ronaldo is better than Messi too didn't you see he got a better score on fifa!!!

I'm genuinely worried that kane will score a hatrick tonight and then ABEs will suicide en masse

What happened to Emre Mor?

Fuck off, she's pure! Never did a fucking faggot lay a hand on her.

also: obvious samefriend.

did you watch the match? We were unlucky not to win and right now we are still at the top of the league

spurs are shit. What are they even doing in the champion league?
theyve won 3 trophies in my lifetime and Im in my 30s

because arsenal finished 5th and united finished 6th

>fifa stats

at least they both won something.

I really think sp*rs will get BTFO tonight. Screencap this

im on your side m8.
but in all honesty, we did fuck that match up sooo bad. i really hope THE BOSS has a gameplan for tonight

he left for a couple of million. too bad, cause i really hoped they would just lend him to another team so he can get some more practice and come back eventually

Kane will score AT LEAST 2 goals though. So dortmund are starting with a 2 goal deficit

this will be a boring 1-1 or so. both teams are too nervous to play good football today, especially since both act as if being with real in a group is the end of the world. they draw to postpone the judgement.

Decent player him and Sané become GOATS on PES in a couple of season's

>fifa stats
haven't you got sixth form today?

But Tottenham will beat real. I would rather have 'arry and Eriksen than benzema and isco

friendly reminder Heung Min "The Dortmund Destroyer" Son is part of the Spurs lineup

3-0 spurs son hattrick

who /fearing the worst/ here?

it fills me with dread watching spurs

Sixth form is a bit generous 'la. nigga is probably starting his gcses

I still remember that Bojan Krkić and Alexandre Pato became the best players in Fifa 08 after some seasons so that doesn't mean much

I made these three (3)posts because I'm already dead inside and know >we will lose and then make some shitty comment about how at least we were positive. Been feeling nervous all morning.

Do you fucking understand this is real life?
Tottenham will get smashed vs Real.

I just addressed this in the comment above. I have to meme to make the pain of being a Tottenham supporter go away

if it helps, we as Dortmund fans are just as worried. we have no idea how strong tottenham currently is and played horrible in our last game.

i guess both teams are hoping for the best.

I would genuinely have more hope if we were playing at signal iduna park. Tottenham cannot play at Wembley. If I was still a gambling man I would drop my student loan on dortmund to win tonight

Place your bets, Yids or share holders?
For me, it's 2-1 spurs

Our players are still traumatized from last time we played in Wembley (the final against Buyern) and crush most other teams at home.

Tho my prediction is still going to be

1:2 TOT-BVB
2:0 BVB-TOT

also,
>Tottenham cannot play at Wembley
Why do you think that?

Because they have won 2/12 games there or some shit. Look up the stats they are rediculous.

>le score in group stage games man vs le score in actually important finals man
HMMM

h-hey..lets just not play and say it was 0-0 o-ok?

Those were the days

seriously? lets not play in Dotmund so we cant conceive goals at home!

That doesn't even make sense. There isn't a 'score in big finals' stat you sperg

>we
Are you Wolfgang Feiersinger or something?

I've bet £250 on Tottenham winning both halves.

I would earn £875 if I win.

*dabs*

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL why the fuck would you do that

>spuds
>winning both halves
>against dirtmund
>at wembley

...

>Tottenhamroll in Europe
>at Wembley
even if Dortmund are shit they are still several levels above Tottenham.

>ever betting on Lads It's Tottenham
Almost as bad an idea as betting on women's sports or >Schalke.

holy shit those injuries >we have. dortmund could build a top 10 la liga club with the injured men alone.

For what purpose? Post slip I don't believe you're that retarded

>Pochettino said the clash with German giants Dortmund "is like a final" and added..
Kek this will be one of those games where we both pretend to play a final while nobody else cares

that would be really nice for you

Well it is. We are both fighting desperately for second place. >we have to win tonight, it will definitely shape >our season and hopefully break the Wembley curse

is götze any good?

he is the GOAT

i hate how everyone is riding the second place dick.
Dortmund finished frist last year before Real!
i know the chances for real ending up on first place are higher then for dortmund or even tottenham but its def not 100%

>Unironically rating a player based on a video game
I thought summer was over

pochettino said the same

Does Reus even play anymore?

kek mad Buyern customer detected. Also Im German

OUT

>Piefke in my country
leave

100% win for dortmund

We got this Tottenham

No >we don't lmao

Reus when? I know he's got a pretty nasty injury. How much time left until he will play again?

which part of tottenham are you from la

he's far west tottenham

dubs say its a 2-2 draw

Dortmund will win it unless meme magic happens and kane scores a hattrick

looks more like a 0-2 for Tottenham to me

ITS TOTENHAM LAD!!! THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Next year

If he's throwing away that kind of money on that team, let him be.

you'd be better off burning 25 £10 notes in your back garden

Out of Tottenham and Borussia, who is perro and who is caca?

>TOTENHAM
hehe

>can't carry a shit team against others shit teams
>PulisGOAT

Embarassing.

perro = Dortmund
caca = meme players
caca customers = Spanish and English teams

This man is a bigger talent too

Dortumnd = perro
Their goals are caca
Spurs are the grass

Woodburn will be thrown in in the 76st minute, my uncle at Antfield told me :3