/KDSH/ KARDASHIAN/JENNER GENERAL: THREAD #104

>Kim Kardashian West robbery: Paris police arrest 17 over jewellery heist, officials say
abc.net.au/news/2017-01-09/kim-kardashian-robbery-arrests/8171240

>Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Appear To Have Made Up With Beyoncé & Jay Z — Get The Scoop!
perezhilton.com/2017-01-09-kim-kardashian-kanye-west-attend-blue-ivy-birthday-party

>Kendall Jenner WANTS Guys To Use This Cheesy Pickup Line! Quote Of The Day!
perezhilton.com/2017-01-09-kendall-jenner-cheesy-pickup-line-quote-of-the-day

>Kylie Jenner's 2017 Calendar Incorrectly Marks Her Birthday
eonline.com/news/819537/kylie-jenner-s-2017-calendar-incorrectly-marks-her-birthday

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holy fuck the things I would do to kendall

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HOLY FUCKING YUM

This thread existing is proof that Sup Forums is literally the worst board on this site. All you you need to fucking kill yourselves.

>SEETHING

I honestly don't know who the kardashian's are. I hear their names all the time, I guess they all start with K. But like who are they?

The only bad thing about this thread is that its not being bumped more often.

Its America's top family.

Hottest family on earth minus the tranny scum.

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those are some prime feet

i thought we talked about this

Kendall is for marrying
Kylie is for concubining

Finna talked about what ya dork

i unironically think that kylie can be saved

>coalburner
>saved

Being bitter cause you're a virgin wont get ya closer to a vagina lil guy.

How would you save Kylie?

tyga is only half-nigger. and he's a total pussy, it's not like kylie is falling in love with thuggish nignogs. tyga is also the only boy she's ever known. i feel like it would be fairly easy to save her.

*sniff*

your first mistake is thinking they want to be saved
cuck

>dfw pounds of PedEgg shavings from celebrity pedicures

It's amazing what you can find on the deep web. Kylie is a regular at this small, boutique salon, which then sells the celebrity skin flakes for bitcoins. I season dn near everything with Kylie's foot parmesan.

doesnt tyga have a penis enlargement surgery?

pretty sure i heard something like that when he did a porn

Kim is the only coalburner I've ever fapped to.

>Only boy she's ever known
What? Are you best friends with Kylie? You follow her day-to-day?
I'm pretty sure she's banging dudes left and right

Cool space costume.

>You will never be Kim & Mistress T's toilet slave

Are there any white guys in here that would still fuck Kim even though she's fucked a ton of nigs and one one camera even?

id fuck her footpussy

We're all white here. In the KDSH Discord we pretty much everyone has posted selfies already.

Kylie Jenner or Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez

which would you pick to marry, fuck, and kill?

I'd consider fucking a cheese mold of Kim's arm pits if the bacterial cultures of the cheese came from swabbing Kim's perineum

Fuck: Kylie Jenner
Marry: Taylor Swift
Kill: Salena Gomez

perfect list

Are they consenting to each, shitlord?!?!!!??

Kill Taylor, I don't like flat cracker women

Fuck Selena just to see what its like.

Marry Kylie because her ass and feet are perfect

Just sent a screen capture of this to the Gomez legal team. Hope you had fun, kiddo ;)

Something tells me it won't be worth it :D

He's in deep shit now

*yawn*

figures /asp/ shitposters watch Kardashettys

Do ya know who ya talking to lil guy

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I'm not retarded and I have morals so I'd
kill kylie
fuck gomez
and marry taylor

objectively correct

Would you taxidermy Kylie's feet into a nice footpussy? You could even integrate the legs so that the footpussy is at crotch height when you're standing.

maybe you should see a counselor

People talk shit about Kylie but look at it this way.

>Kylie Jenner = Only boyfriend has and still is Tyga

>Taylor Swift = Has had 50+ boyfriends in past 4 years and is known to be cunt behind the scenes

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taylor is a lesbo. she never had boyfriends

Why is her pussy so wide

delicious, if only she was white

>white mother
>white father
>somehow not white
u do realize most of her look is just surgery right? her dad's bruce jenner, a white man (now a "woman" lmao)

>Ywn all the antiquity feets

>tyga is also the only boy she's ever known

somewhere right now Jaden Smith is reading this and crying

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God that's sad.

Must be pretty fucked up to grow up in that family.
Her self esteem must be shitty.

fuck fuck fuck
kill marry kill

I wonder if i put her in oven she get really hot and plastic face would melt away revealing her reptilian lizard face exposing her family as schizophrenic cult underworld of the jewish Hollywood tricks known as reality tv also questioning.

>Fuck: Kylie
>Marry: Selena
>Kill: Taylor

damn i wanna suck on those toes

does kylie actually have nice feet

i really dont get this footfag fetish meme, and i can never tell if people are just joking or not

Feet are disgusting

>does kylie actually have nice feet
Yes

you must be quite new to the world

I think growing up people would say kendall was the hotter looking sister and kylie looked like a hobgoblin. So she decided to get enchancements to look like young kim k v2.0

Childhood is liking the Jenners. Adulthood is realizing Kim is perfect.

Why couldn't she wait until she was like 20 before doing this to herself?

Might still have turned out pretty. Left doesn't look as bad as I remember. Now we will never know.

>camel-blowing sandniggers