I friend of mine, on holiday in Minnesota...

I friend of mine, on holiday in Minnesota, Usa was kissing a girl in a night club when she suddenly started yelling 'rape' he is in prison and a friend over there has managed to obtain video footage and some witnesses for he's defence, but could any murricans explain a good course of action without the money for an expensive jewish lawyer.

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tell your friend to not drop the soap.

>but could any murricans explain a good course of action without the money for an expensive jewish lawyer.
That's pretty much his only (legal) recourse.

If Estonia is an "extradition country", then he can't just pay bail and bounce off back home like I would.

Michigan, not Minnesota, this is just all happening too fast and im not in my home country either.

You said this happened in Minnesota. Form says its a district court in Michigan.

We are autralians and I can help him buy a stock standard lawyer, but is it possible to represent yourself with good enough evidence?

That says michigan not minnesota
dont make us look even worse
t. minnesotan

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Your friend is fucked
Tell him to enjoy prison
It is a crime to doubt a US woman

Make sure he's contacted his consulate/embassy. They can help.

Communication right now is limited but ive messaged him

Try to get some free, legal consultation from some American professionals. I'm sure you can

A standard lawyer is better than no lawyer.

If your friend is innocent:

1. GET A FUCKING LAWYER; if you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed pro bono if you ask.
2. DO NOT SPEAK TO THE POLICE
3.TELL YOUR FRIEND NOT TO SPEAK TO THE POLICE ABOUT ANYTHING, NOT EVEN THE WEATHER, EXCEPT TO ASK FOR A LAWYER.

That's what you get for fucking around with American women. I hope your friend learned his lesson.

No you get a good Jew lawyer. Tell you friend to post bond and go to a bank and try and get a small loan and give them a bullshit reason you need the money. It's irrelevant if he ever pays back the loan if he goes back to Estonia

They can offer only advice right now

There's a saying in law in the USA

"A man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client"

Their advice is likely far better than what you'll find here.

Tell your friend that we don't like foreigners and that he deserves what's coming to him.

Sexual immorality is a sin.

This is a brilliant idea

OP you and your friend need to get some loans (go to the nigger-looking places that say "payday loan") and get enough money to pay for a decent jew lawyer.

Someone else would probably know but there might be a website online that shows you rankings and reviews of lawyers kind of like the ratemyprofessor website

That's fucked up
I want to get back to Berenstein universe

Since you are unfamiliar with the Murican justice system. Know that he won't be going to court for trial anytime soon. Figure out a way to get him money for said Jew lawyer. No lawyer = lose in court = jail, or public defender(free lawyer) = plea bargain = slightly less fucked than no lawyer route. If your friend is chimp and chick was white he's double fucked.

>"A man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client"

This.

If you're not lying OP, you need to tell your friend to stop talking and to lawyer up immediately. Everything he says will be recorded and used against him. If he ever admits to doing anything besides breathing, he's going to get his asshole reamed in court and then in jail for the next 2-3 decades.

This case will devolve into a "he said, she said" case and it's usually women who come out on top in those instances. Get a lawyer and stay quiet, that's the only advice worth following.

also tell him to avoid being black or hispanic if at all possible

>Speaking/touching/associating with women
>2016

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>kissing a girl in a night club when she suddenly started yelling 'rape' he is in prison


Proof?

>going to a night club

Serves him right, fuck normalfags and their stupid hangouts where they pay to drink overpriced literal poison and dance to shitty punchis punchis techno music.

this tbqh familia

>falling for the casual sex meme
>not just having sex with your girlfriend

Basically this. Women are whores that are treated like queens in this day and age.

Avoid them like the fucking plague that they are.

> Mexico
> Complaining about night club culture

Nigger every single nightclub in LA I've been to has been 80% Mexicans forcefully trying to push their dicks against girls' asses.

Odds are he raped her and op is just trying to help his racist friend.

>immigrants are rapists
Trump is right again.

LOL! I was at a nightclub in LA once with a female friend, we were both drunk and she was grinding the hell out of my cock. The minute I ran my hands up to her boobs, she freaked out! Typical American woman.

Being a non-normalfag here is suffering, I wish I was in Finland where anti-social autism is the norm.

Shit fuck, Estonia. I thought you were smart? Never visit Merrica. And if you do, never get within 3 feet of an Merrican Gurl.

Friend if probably fucked.

Will Estonia accept me if I emigrate to there? I could be your new friend and replace him. I'll bring my own toothbrush!

Whenever my ex and I would go to a club that had Mexifucks they'd push up against her, try to get intimate.

She'd tell them firmly, "No."

Fucking rats would say, "No hable ingles" or whatever their shitting words are.

Taco-nigger, "No" is "No" in both our languages and you even fucking said it back to her!

>It's the Mexicans fault my girlfriend is a whore who wants to goto clubs
>They should just let her dance alone like she wanted!

Amerifriends: if the guy takes out a loan and hires a good lawyer and wins the trial, won't the other party be forced to pay for the expenses?

>Without the money for an expensive Jewish lawyer
Come on though. He's a good buddy of mine and he's only 400$ an hour.

Nah, dude. In our adventurous youth we'd go to clubs together to pick up sluts to take home with us. I fucked more women while with her than before or since.

Dude just take out the loans and say "fuck it", if you're not a US resident who cares about your credit here

I don't think US credit agencies report to Australian ones but I could be mistaken

Yeah, I got that part,it makes sense, I was just asking generally if that's what would happen.

kek

I know that's what would happen for like civil trials and stuff but that's when you're suing for things like a car wreck, property damages or unpaid demnbts, etc.

he was probably a piece of shit moooslim like you visiting Dearborn, MI, Obama city against American law. If he is a moooslim he got off light. we'll correct the judges over site in prison. fuck islam.

You need a lawyer
I remember my friend and I stole a bottle of alcohol when we were 18 and got caught

I went up without a lawyer since I was scared to tell my parents (It was misdemeanor petty theft)
The DA offered me 1 day in jail and probation and shit

A public defender came up to me while I was face to face with the judge and told me to ask for a public defender

I did, rescheduled my court date, because of the public defender, the charges were dropped if I took a class on stealing
lol.

Ah, so not all trials in general? Damn, that seems rough.

Basically take note of this because this is pretty much par for the course in the burgerstani legal system.

Having a lawyer can mean the difference between time in prison and a criminal record versus a slap on the wrist and a fine. Also like everyone else said ITT, you better make sure your friend hasn't said shit about anything since the moment they put him in the radio car

Just got released from prison. Did 2 years for assault. It ain't that bad, really. Just stick with your own race while in.

>the charges were dropped if I took a class on stealing lol

Talk about soft-on-crime. Fucking liberals.

What the fuck is "punchis punchis"

If it was his seventh time getting caught, absolutely. First time should be a slap on the wrist.

I know that feel, as well, user. Such a good way to meet sluts if you're already with a girl. The current girl I'm with is really just a "i just wanna dance", type with no interest in meeting some one, and doesn't view dancing as sex fuel in any event.

What every fucking bland club electronic music beat sounds like.

What? You think I should have permanent criminal record for that? I'm in my last 2 years of a computer science degree at UCI which is rank 20ish in the nation, and I've been working since I was 18. Real fair to have my life ruined over a bottle of alcohol? I'm not a nigger, I could afford it, but you can't even buy it until you're 21. Fuck off.

kalamazoo?

yea ive spent time in the jail there

How many ass rapes did you get?

zero. luckily

THIS THIS THIS THIS.
DO NOT TALK TO THE POLICE. THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, THEY CAN AND WILL USE ANYTHING YOU SAY AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW. THEY WILL MANIPULATE EVERY WORD INTO AIDING THEIR CASE AGAINST YOU, NEVER TO RELEASE YOU.

never take a plea deal, it's almost always not worth it.

There's 0 reason to ever represent yourself. A public defender will still do a better job than an amateur.

Some countries dont extradite their own citizens. I'd start with that

Do NOT talk to the police.

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I am sorry to hear this. Right now our women are brainwashed cultists and our legal system exists to ensnare the innocent and reward the guilty.

So fucking glad I'm gay and don't have to deal with this shit.

Good luck straightfags

Holy fuck

Now I know why girls get prison time yelling rape in the U.A.E .

THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP THE FUCK OUT OF THE ANGLOSPHERE YOU DOLTS!

Why the fuck would you even go there in the first place?

>muh land of the free

remember Estonia bro

EVERYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN THE COURT OF LAW

your friend better not have said shit to the pigs, oh and you bet they dont want him to know that and will try to keep you from getting in contact