Name any issue and I'll tell you the solution

Name any issue and I'll tell you the solution.

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Shitposting on Sup Forums

Niggers.

Small dicks

Violence in Mexico perpetrated by cartels

Let's see how much of a bootlicker are you

Invasive Africanized bee populations.

This world

Chinks.

canadian shitposters

Economic calculation without a market economy

My waifu isn't real.

lack of dubs

How would you solve the Israel/Palestinian border situation?

My virginity

:O

shitskins

my little roach is no breath and think he is dead?

airplane food

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Nice

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Coral bleaching in the Great Barrier Reef.

are all black people niggers

Should i rape and murder my ex girlfriend?

Will Trump win?

Will I get an A in my class?

Accept it.

Don't post in threads you don't like.

Don't let racists raise children, boom - no more racism.

Don't let them breed. Artificial selection will solve the problem in a couple generations.

1. If I understand correctly, drug prohibition is a big part of how they make their money, so get rid of that prohibition for one.
2. Kill'em. Just kill'em.
3. Breaking Bad was awesome though.

Once the 90s are over people will stop caring for some reason so...problem solved?

Program and launch a shit to go to a big asteroid and crash it into Earth. All problems solved at once.

This one actually sounds fun. Please be more specific.

Commit sudoku.

One of my favorites. Offer free evacuation to anyone who wants it, and inform them in advance that we are nuking the whole area out of existence, if they choose to stay and die that's their choice. Anyone smart enough to leave, help them start a new life. Nuke the whole area out of existence and let religious idiots fight over the deadly irradiated hellscape for their imaginary god.

Sorry, it's terminal.

Evolution will solve all environmental problems, it might take a few million years, but if a species deserves to exist it will survive.

Are Italians white?

Wow so I was just watching some tranny porn and the tranny could not get her dick hard and I figured its cause of hormones or some shit but then I go to this trannys twitter page and she has multiple pics of her with a throbbing hard large cock so clearly she CAN get hard

What the fuck ? I feel totally ripped off

>1 post by this ID

REEEEEEEEEEE

a SHIP not a shit. Funny typo though.

solved

thanks for the (you)'s

Will I ever get a girlfriend

no it's not look right here
also SENPAITACHI in my id

How do you harness the earth's speed in how fast it spins to use as energy?

World peace. Without killing everyone

IQ discrepancies between the races

What's the correct balance between freedom and law?

how to overcome materialism

kill everyone/everything except for yourself, then commit suicide

acceptance
delete Sup Forums
genocide
kill all men
lick boots
pesticides
kill self
genocide
delete Sup Forums
Trial-and-error market socialism
Get the balls to talk to a girl
Nice one
Nuke both
Have sex with something
Accept that your cockroach is dead
Walk there
Get rid of the GBR
Stop watching tranny porn

How did I do?

I'm black.

Embracing God

Mandatory IQ tests linked to tripfag accounts

Spend more money on education in lower class ghettos for a generation and theyll grow up to be educated while the adults will be dead or incarcerated.

Give a tax deduction for every man with a small dick to him and his wife

Government finding autodefensas to take cartel resources to then put back into infrastructure while giving every cartel member the death penalty

We need more bees desu

Get rid of anime

Have them manufacture toilets

IQ test

Barter system

Isreal gives a trillion dollars to Palestine to fuck off

Give every airplane a Wendy's

sup Hitler

atheism

It already is energy: kinetic energy. Harness it by sitting on the ground
End all wars
Get rid of all races except one
One or the other
Suicide

There was an episode of Futurama about this.

No killing necessary: vhemt.org/

Control breeding based on intelligence. There's at least a few smart people in every race. Then make sure those kids are raised intelligently. Mainly this involved not letting idiots make babies, and not letting bad parents raise children. To be fair we'll just not let anyone raise their own children.
Don't like the solution? Then deal with the problem instead.

Laws should provide deterrence against people being harmed by other people. I don't have the freedom to kill you without consequence, and vise versa. I do have the freedom to do whatever I want as long as it doesn't damage you or your property, and vise versa.

Kill all religious people so "not being" one of them won't need a specific name.

Suicide
Provide evidence of God's existence

Edgy.

Hope you're aware that would require killing all the atheists too right?

Incorrect.

Incorrect.

Race IQ one sounds good to me

Gadzooks! The uncounterable Rubber v Glue attack. I am slain.

How the fuck do I blow off steam with this constant barrage of negatives we are bombarded with every single day of every single hour in every single possible format known to man.
It is inescapable.
>Drive to work
>Turn on radio, NPR is shilling some bullshit, its either non-news or slanted bullshit with such infuriatingly obvious bias. What happened to unbiased enjoyable news?
>Change radio station, more bullshit.
>Get to work, coworkers all bitching about this or that, can't be happy about anything
>always try to be cheery at work, make the best of things
>Fucking coworkers always complaining about work, or x or y or z. It's always something
>Work my ass off and pay them no mind, just be cheery and happy to work
>Get some downtime, browse interwebz.
>More shit to be angry about. Sup Forums makes me angrier every fucking day.
>Get home, turn on TV. Advertising overwhelms the senses, try to zone out and watch tv, but can't even suspend my belief because of all the pandering shows do to garner views from x or y or z.
>Fire up vidya gamez.
>Throw computer at the wall because my old smack addiction can't even escape this shit
anymore.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!
It makes me want to just zone out on drugs 24/7, 365. I know whenever I wake up I'll be dissatisfied with the world I find myself in.

>I'm in my own personal hell.

Turks

just be yourself

I solved racism earlier in the thread, just scroll up.

Suicide
Genocide

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>I AM MYSELF AND I HATE EVERYTHING.
>lifes not that bad though, I actually have a pretty functional life you goddamn autist, stop assuming so much you stupid cunt.

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Don't tempt me Mr. spook

You talk like a faggot and your shit is all retarded.

Boom! You're a fucking retarded faggot.

Boom! You're fucking retarded.

Every one of my friends have bought the line that Trump is a racist fascist. I can't say anything positive about him without being completely shot down and compared to a Nazi. How do I deprogram them?

Americas strangle hold on the world due to petro dollars and constant war mongering?

>craigslist m4m

go into escapism and what not, like waifus and hug pillows
can't

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jews

Shit smells bad

>Name any issue and I'll tell you the solution.

OP's narcissism.

There has to be some way to get through to them. These aren't bad people. They're just misled and tugged by emotions. They've judged him based on slander and a biased media campaign distorting his words.

We need Trump quotes on pictures of Bernie with the fact that it's a Trumpism in small print at the bottom.

>Escapism is not possible. You can't just live in a world and expect not to partake in it at some point. Living in an illusory stupor is just a setup for a longer suicide. At some point you will break the 4th wall. After that you can't return to what it was in the same way.

Unfortunately, ignorance on an individual level is a very difficult problem to solve. You can raise the next generation better, but often once someone is an adult they're just how they are. Sorry not, he's going to win regardless unless Clinton send a hit man after him or something.

Unfortunately you can't solve that solo. You can move to another country so at least your tax dollars aren't funding the problem.

Remove sense of smell. That's an extreme solution, personally I'd rather deal with the problem, but there you go.

Kill most of the dumb people so I'm no longer so far above statistical average.

Will he win, or will they step up the smear campaign against him while simultaneously rigging the vote.

If we had honest elections I do believe he would win, but I'm not convinced the powers that be won't pull out every stop to keep someone who is not a puppet out of office.

Chris-chan's inability to get a girlfriend.

If smearing Trump worked he wouldn't be the nominee. He's pretty teflon. Rigging might work, it worked against Sanders.

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Should we build wall NOW?

>You're not that far above average, bub, anybody could come up with your shit tier responses.

Why don't you lie about some credentials really quick so we can somewhat suspend our disbelief?

Problem: The United States of America
Solution:?

veganism being used as a factory that takes in people who never voted in their lives, and spits out into liberal voters.

Exactly. And I see Sanders and Trump as two sides of the same candidate. The media ignores and demeans one, they slander and smear the other. What they haven't understood is Trump's innate ability to use neuro-linguistic persuasion.

They make fun of the simple way he speaks, but he's clear and understood. They make fun of his repetition, but it sticks. I was walking past a sign that read, "The Best Spa in Town" and I thought, "Oh, Best, huh? Trump must own that." Every time he links a new issue to "So Important{" they all link together. He's so fucking good at this it's scary.

ECONOMIC COLLAPSE?

I notice you're from Australia, one of the world's two legitimate governments.
(A government is legitimate if it uses instant-runoff voting)
So might I offer the solution of your country getting off it's ass and fixing us? You're supposed to be the beacon of democracy against the bad guys. Do your job!

People can eat what they want. Try to counter them by offering people meat and reasoned conservative views.

H ow do I get rid of my insecurities and depression

Lol. Nazareth. I grew up in the town they're from. Their guitar tech owned a guitar shop which was awesome..... but he was a space cadet and he went bust. His shop was called "strings" but he never had any guar strings in stock for fucksake

Islam.

Honestly? It's probably too late. Sorry. I don't know the specifics, which is why I say "probably." Maybe it's not, but...probably it is.

Oh, speaking of which, Scott, you around? Where should I go, what should I read, what should I watch to learn persuasion to your level? I can catch the fundamentals, but I want to know more.

Cancer?

This entire thing is fucked up.
Do you have some sort of "final solution" you could share with us?

I suspect you're beyond fixing. Leave the sinking ship while you can!

Unless you'd like to help us make the US our seventh state?

>spend more money
We've been dumping the money down the drain there for a while now friend.

Program and launch a ship to go to a big asteroid and crash it into Earth. All problems solved at once.

Yeah, it guess it is to late