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is that kippers? because she's fat
Kippers cute and not fat
What a shitty fucking OP
hokkei
>Being a Fl*mes fan
>OP is an American
Literally embarrassed here lads.
Reply to this post if you are a Stars fan that is not from Texas.
are finns autistic
Yes.
Are there any dallas fans? hfboards' dallas section is so dead and by far the smallest there is in that forum.
sorry to disappoint you but every country here is actually more autistic than finland. specially sweden and usa.
worldatlas.com
you made the list as well
dont know about the other finns but i just pretend to be autistic because its funny to me
>usa,sweden,canada
>all top5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Yes.
The Dallas/Fort Worth metropolitan area has a population of 5.5 million, which is roughly the size of the nation of Finland.
A significant number of those are fans of the Dallas Stars hockey club, a proud Stanley Cup winning franchise.
why doesn't they have online precence?
>attendance tanked
kek
Because Texans are a blue-collar, working-class people who don't concern themselves with bourgeois internet trends.
they have no fans
Your mum has no fan m8.
>xheaatle nu-males
Flannel style jerseys, beards, and coffee.
She had a pretty big fan last night if you catch my drift ;)
>Saskatoon Flames
Hamilton Flames
Help offer me a contract to play hockey please it is my life I have no education I'm trying to find a job but the market is hard there are lot of fresh worker that take less pay and I need food I'm starving help the food helper does not bring me any help he does not have any food left for me after the refugees gets home I want to play hockey please help please help help over does not help please help the help helpers
define autism
>Hartford Flames
>Mexico City Flames
Edmonton Flames
We have an extra arena they can use :^)
Markham Flames
>keeping lames as a team name
Atlanta Flames
imagine
San Francisco Flames
threadly reminder that karlsson is ours
W-who cares? He's injury prone anyway!
nah he wants to play with McDavid
>wanting a swebust
imagine being the ice hockey team of the capital of the most hockey fanatic country and having an abysmal attendance record
>b-but location
you own a car, dont you?
imagine relocating to the united states
now imagine 3 teams doing this
Imagine you're a slick freewheeling swede moving the puck up on your stick past the blueline and this guy skates towards you lining you up for a bonecrushing hit
he is going to bite his tongue in half one day
mark my words
Imagine ur a swede who just received a nasty concussion and multiple facial lacerations and as you regain consciousness on the stretcher you see this tongue taunting you
>be Florshitian
>lose air conditioning
>die
B-but muh reddit sandwiches!!!
>be american
>have to worry about hurricanes every year
Bit rude. They are fighting for their lives in Florida and you laugh at them.
Have some symphaty
only if you're retarded aka east sunbelt
Wew. Is that God's way of telling us he's sorry about the Sunbelt?
He's trying to use the force of the hurricane to relocate the Panthers arena
you think the canes will sweep panthers and lightnings this year?
Delete
t. Posting on behalf of trailer park cleetus with no power
no the panthers will win the stainless cup
Not so fast.
Karma for years of obnoxious sandwichposting
nhl.com
>that asterisk on Karlsson's name
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Friendly reminder that the Kings have a healthy core now and you should be afraid
Healthy shit is still shit
Smells like bean burritos in here all of a sudden
friendly reminder that doughty is going to walk and there is NOTHING you can do about it
beaners pls go
I like finlan
So do I. Only Redditors hate our based allies.
Doughty to the leafs When?
Right after they sign Karlsson.
don't forget tavares
Finland = Sup Forums
Sweden = reddit
Norway= ifunny
last two digits is how many goals beaner Matthews scores next season
more like norway= facebook/myspace mobster games from 2006
My last 2 digits reversed are how many points Laine gets
sweden has actually the highest post per capita on Sup Forums
>Matthews regressed hard while Laine cements himself as a PPG player
I like this outcome desu
and these are for PULJU
How about mcdavid?
delet before they see this
reroll
Bulju 6 point
LOVING EVERY LAUFH
So there's no difference
Last 2 digits are the amount of games till Patrick Nolan gets injured
Quads for Pulju winning the Hart.
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Pulju posters=best posters
MODS
No wonder interracial cuck posting is so rampant on Sup Forums.
8888 point season for pulju
Pulju singles confirms it.
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>live near Calgary
>work on deceased fathers farm
>just saw the girl you have been keen on ever since she kissed your cheek in grade 5, Belinda, at Canadian Tire
>she had clearly been beaten by her known meth dealer boyfriend Gord
>you know this because your close friend, whom you no longer speak with, told you before going to detox
>you wake up early to drive the combine
>local sports radio is saying the Flames won't reach a stadium deal
Such is life in Alberta
there can be only one man
Rural alberta is oil country
*sips refreshing Bonaqua* HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
rookie game today
who /elite/ here?
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Nice script faggot
t. never been to alberta even once
embarassing