"Impossible! The Sith have been extinct for a millennium!"

>"Impossible! The Sith have been extinct for a millennium!"

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haha his head looks like a penis!

the fact that the Jedi couldn't detect Sheeve is really getting to you isn't it. This must be the 10th thread with the same theme I've seen this week and it's only Monday

But what about the droid attack on the Wookies?

>he's a political idealist not a murderer

>tfw too smart to believe in siths

IT'S FUNNY WHEN SIDE CHARACTERS DELIVER LINES

>get cast as a JEDI in a STAR WARS movie
>get super excited about it
>show up on set finally
>Lucas tells you this is what you look like
>spend 10 hours for the make up crew to attach a bulbous tumor onto your head
>they walk you into a room
>it's all greenscreen
>nothing else there except a green box
>"oh you,re on a holochair, just read these lines while sounding concerned"
>that's a wrap

>claims that the Sith are extinct
>ultimately dies due to Darth Sidious' machinations

Ironic

>PALPATINE IS A SITH LORD
...Why didn't he say this?

The sith as the Jedi knew them were extinct. The sith used to be a giant army of extremest warriors. The sith of new were politically cunning and infiltrated the republic to it's core. they knew they had to go into hiding to play the long con if they wanted to destroy the jedi and actually take thew republic to it's knees.

>clithead

how could the sith battle the jedi when its like 2 vs hundreds?

asymmetrical warfare

also as Sheev demonstrated most jedi are pansies that can be killed in seconds

Probably some secret Sith oath about not revealing their secrets on pain of death.

Why was conehead so incompetent?

He told Kenobi on Geonosis in AOTC

>Hundreds of senators are now under the influence of aSithLord called Darth Sidious

>I don't believe you.

It's one thing to try to coax a jedi into being suspicious and feeding into his fear and another to blatantly betray the Sith.

underrated

that pussy game fucks you up

So like Islamists

More like jews. Besides the starting out as warriors part.

>Head shaped like a penis
>there's a heart in there
What did Lucas mean by this?

Go back to Sup Forums

Lol, he fucks goats

>Forget the Sith, forget Dooku. The important thing is the droid attack on the Wookies
What was his fucking problem?

The Jews certainly gave the Romans a hard time.

>He thinks Sup Forums is a left wing website

>Lol, he tries bringing Sup Forums cancer into other boards
This is why the rest of Sup Forums hates you Sup Forumstards

If a face like yours is possible, is it really that far fetched?

This fucking guy right here is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the Jedi Order. Even Obi-Wan thought he was a stiff.

Except that's not actually how it works. Sup Forums is just a filter for the worst of it so that the retards have somewhere to shitpost.

Reminder that Sup Forums is and always was a troll board.

>that one comic book where this guy goes to tattooine to find a rogue jedi who went on to become leader of the tusken and then has a lightsaber duel with aura sing

eu was a mistake

Too good

>A SITH LORD?

Why is Windu such a dumb nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=qQHqf6dFqOY

why was a tarantino character in star wars?

is this movie just a giant video game cutscene

...

Seriously what was palpy's plan with this asshole and grevious?

>tfw too smart to forget about the droid attack on the Wookies

Are partys a thing in the Star Wars universe?

Can someone link the wookiepedia page for it?

He actually worked with the sith

Stir shit up, if Anakin didn't turn I guess he'd just find some other autistic force-sensitive 20 year old with paranoia and raped mummy trauma

Communications disruptions can only mean one thing...

BAN EVASION!

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Maul's_Party_Town

Luke, did I ever tell you about this?
Darth Maul's Party Town was a spot set up[2] in 32 BBY[1] in the outskirts of Mos Espa, a city on Tatooine. The Sith Lord Darth Maul established his Party Town next to Queen Amidala's Royal Starship. When Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn arrived, he was distracted by the scene, as his Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi was lounging, the young boy Anakin Skywalker was playing in the sand, and the Queen was playing a game. The droid C-3PO served drinks for everyone. Maul himself was using his lightsaber as a limbo bar for Captain Quarsh Panaka. After Jinn arrived, Maul launched into a duel with the Jedi.[2]

Behind the scenesEdit
Darth Maul's Party Town appears in the 2012 young readers book, LEGO Star Wars: Darth Maul's Mission, a humorous re-telling of Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace.

>tfw to smart
ftfy

>Anakin Skywalker was playing in the sand
poetry

>that picture
>posted 90 minutes ago
And now we play the waiting game.