So Venezuela is completely fucked. It's practically a failed state

So Venezuela is completely fucked. It's practically a failed state.

However, it does still have vast oil reserves.

What do we say, Ameribros? Time for a "humanitarian endeavor"?

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NO

NO MORE BROWN PEOPLE

JUST NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

it would be the right thing to do


REV UP THOSE OIL DRILLS

Im fine with "relocating" them if you know what I mean.

>What do we say, Ameribros? Time for a "humanitarian endeavor"?

Nah. They're in a pickle. So offer them food (which we make DIRT CHEAP) in exchange for oil.

What we ought to do is tell them if they abolish their government and write up a new constitution based on representative democracy, then sign a trade agreement with us, we'll send enough aid and support to get them on their feet.

Boom, more oil for us, more democracy in Latin America, more customers to sell blue jeans and iphones to, they get a decent country and the protection of Uncle Sam, and we get a new Israe- I mean a new ally.

It's completely voluntary, so if they don't want that then fuck em but if they do then everyone wins. And we don't even have to go to war.

This.

>Implying Russia is not on it.

I say we give em the ol' economic hitman. Oh wait that already happened. This is all according to plan.

I, for one, welcome my new burger overlords.

Yes yes,very good goy. Its the burgers that are your overlords.

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I don't. We fuck up, now it's our responsibility to fix this.

Go to bed Aristóbulo.

Seriously, if you think we should delegate our problems to other people you really didn't learned anything from the last 17 years.

Go to bed Daniella Cabello

>Look mom! I can get my feet out of the shit bucket just by pulling up! I don't need no help!

In the end, we are the stupid fucks that allowed the commies to take the power. Now it's our responsibility to KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

There's actually only one who can save you:

I couldn't vote back in 98' so i don't know how this is my fault, explain Daniella, i'm ready to be enlightened.

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send them to europe?

I thought Hugo Chavez was a great leader?

I'm kind of worried that the push back after the fall of Venezuela could be so far right they have anti-communista death squads and mass murder.

Hugo is dead and he left his criminal son and his idiot son in charge... so yeah, great people

Just install another dictator to give the commies what they deserve.

Free helicopter rides.

Just charismatic as fuck, also a big troll, even on national tv.

how the fuck do you guys even have internet

we can burn them for fuel too

We actually all share the same WIFI of la gobernación building right next to where we live.

I live in America you freaking leaf.

Probably like Brazil has internet

its cheap bread & circuses

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Lmao

The US doesn't need oil from Venezuela or any other country. There is enough shale in the US to keep us energy independent for the next 100 years. Of course, this ignores the fact that fossil fuel dependence will accelerate climate change past a point of no return, and fuck the environment for the 22th century generation. Boomers, who currently control the vast majority of the world, do not give a shit about this. It's going to be up to millennials to clean up their fucking mess.

Why do you even care, user?

Canada! You can't be here! Venezuela doesn't allow smoking on their Internet!

We'll help you but you must ACCEPT THE DOLLAR as you currency.

See Pic name...

Your point?
No. Again: NO ONE BUT US should be the ones to fucking eradicate the commies.
Get it?
We have to accept our part in history and them make the fucking government pay for their shit.
Fault? No, but it's our responsibility. The commies need to go down for our own hand so the stupid lefties all over the world don't start to yell "IT WAS MUH CIA CONSPIRACY".
That's all.
No. He was a bad leader and a terrible person.
We only need to kill the ones in power in the start. Them the rest (basically all of the PSUV and their friends) are going to die in jail.

South Dakota's combustible water begs to differ burger, but keep acting like a proper Goy.

so if you get banned all Venezuelans get banned?

stop sticking your noses into everything
nobody likes you

This is (moslty) true. Thanks to fracking.

Venezuela only has heavy crude. It's basically mud + oil slop...not worth anything.

Inb4 america sinks

Ur a big guy

When you're knee deep in shit sometimes you cant pull yourself out m8

Thanks but I want to kill the commies myself.

Are you a part of the DICOM cartel? You must be paid by the government for this. 100 bolivarés have been deposited in your account

Pretty much, yeah, you'll be banning la gobernación tho, not me, i'll just try to get some other WIFI.

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Brazil literally has the most expensive/worst service internet in the world. What the fuck are you talking about burger?

We need to wait for the to completely collapse into anarchy and revolution before intervening, otherwise it will only serve to vindicate their anti-imperialist rhetoric.

>When you're knee deep in shit sometimes you cant pull yourself out m8
I know it's hard to believe but we still are not in the bottom. We still have a chance.

No, please. The last thing we need is Chavismfags defending Maduro for "being a victim of the imperialism, he dindu nufin". Let them serve as an example of what happen when you apply stupid economic policies to your country.

is it true your grocery stores are like empty?

The way to salvation is to adopt the US dollar. It is the only way to save your country.

We're gonna bomb em and take the oil

>However, it does still have vast WMD reserves.
Why didn't you say so sooner? Of course we'll liberate them!

Yeah that's pretty much it, certified camarada cooperante up in here, burgers you should check out con el mazo dando next week, we're all featuring.

Obligatory.

Can you shut up and understand that we are the only ones capable of getting out of this mess?

I'll suck that d if i have to.

Some brazil user posted that the government gave the hues in the favelas free computers

I just assumed internet would be the next logical step

america will never liberate someone as well as russia

Got contracted to go there already, get ready for some shit.

That's true for every commie nation, like Russia.

Venezuela needs its own

Or... use them for slave labor and just TAKE their oil fields. Then nuke them after we've milked them dry.

Even then if you (or anyone) comes here the lefties around the world will scream "MUH CONSPIRACY" and shit.

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How does living in the third impact feels?

Venezuelan immigrant here pls nuke it its a mercy kill [spoiler]except maracaibo I have family there[/spoiler]

This. This is the point.

i know, i was born in russia, but they werent empty

Mostly.

That actually it' correct.

im guessing no milk or meat just pasta products?

Any subsidizes products are scarce as fuck, aka rice, corn flour, etc. But supermarkets are full of shit that aint subsidized, so if you on min wage you fucking starve. Thanks gov for dem price regulations!

Alright alright, since it's such a global threat, we'll let russia help as well.

I appreciate this kind of attitude and thinking

Rest of you fuckers take note

Is Venezuela really as bad as the news makes it out to be?

Is it illegal to grow your own food on a small scale?

>spics getting anything accomplished

Go fuck yourself then, fuck head. We still have too much chavista scum left to worry about people like you.

Google Perez Jimenez and fucking bring him back from the dead CIA burger pls

Its worse than that

So you send it to a refinery?
Seriously I know neither of us have proper experience with oil but to try and think it wouldn't easily cover the costs is dumb.

Bretty bad if you a min wagecuck

Goverment ia actually encouraging that

all of the high / middle classes of Venezuela are white tho

> the push back after the fall of Venezuela could be so far right they have anti-communista death squads

I'm becoming quite erect at the thought of this.

We agree on that. But I want the joy to do that myself.

>What do we say, Ameribros? Time for a "humanitarian endeavor"?

no
the moment the US gets involved socialists all over the world will go "SEE THE US WAS WHY VENEZUELA FAILED AND NOT SOCIALISM, WE NEED TO TRY SOCIALISM AGAIN"

the more Venezuela continues to spiral into failed state status the harder the truth that socialism doesn't work will be

I dont want any country to live under socialism, my family knows the disaster effects of soviet communism

Let's liberate 'em

No.

Time for operation Venezuelan freedom

KEK! SILLY NIGGER DON'T YOU KNOW AMERIFATS ONLY GO TO WAR FOR ISREAL!!??

Pretty much. And even pasta is quite hard to get some times.

>the moment the US gets involved socialists all over the world will go "SEE THE US WAS WHY VENEZUELA FAILED AND NOT SOCIALISM, WE NEED TO TRY SOCIALISM AGAIN"
Truuu

I think it's time for some freedom. I would recommend setting up the rebels (you know, send in special forces to train rebel groups and the CIA to arm the rebels) to be able to take down the government. Then set up a puppet state. Of course, with a power vacuum someone is going to eventually take over. Let's just hope that this isn't religious extremists like in the middle east.

Armenia 2. Electric boogaloo.

fuck man, what jobs do the middle class people have?

how so? where is your family from?

as long as venezuela becomes colombian territory.