/unk/ Unkle Adams General

Vitamins and Minerals Edition

For those who are new to the Unk:

The Unk's magnum opus:
youtube.com/watch?v=Cyzb-diZ3Ds

The Unk calling out Fantano:
youtube.com/watch?v=2fPYBzSCn1I

The beginning of the AT LEAST A MILLION Mission:
youtube.com/watch?v=wbpJtarSPpo

The AT LEAST A MILLION music video:
youtube.com/watch?v=HTS7ev6IeZ4

Some of the Unk's early music:
youtube.com/watch?v=0J7I4BXbZLk
youtube.com/watch?v=Gz1a2e4WLHs

Cleetus:
youtube.com/watch?v=7Sl3c_OovfE
youtube.com/watch?v=ae8rYAohpRg

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s05heh1xa9xn
youtube.com/watch?v=eAkQpwMBRGk
youtube.com/watch?v=vj45S6cjnOE
youtube.com/watch?v=ohPzBxuf6O0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

You’re linking his videos too much

any updates on his current situtation?

vocaroo.com/i/s05heh1xa9xn

Ughh he's so fucking ugly

Anyone have any albums they want me to Photoshop the Unk onto? I'm kinda bored so I thought this could be fun.

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shop him and cleetus onto this one

His updates are too infrequent now, not comfy

yeah but there's a trend in increased views, second to last update has 19k, last one has almost 30k, he's gonna post again

I'm thinking he's off recording again to capitalize on new people dropping in, probably making a new video

Top kek

Maggot Brain

bangs in the whip

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kek

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what are you even implying

why would him posting links be a bad thing

that's because you fuckers made more than 8 threads on him in a week and a half LET HIM BREATH FUCKERS buy my album mang

replace both of the guys with Cleetus and Unk

obviously

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We need blackface Unk

Mortiis needs to be changed to Cleetus

youtube.com/watch?v=eAkQpwMBRGk

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I think it would be cool if you could make Chuck D Unk and make Flava Flav the kid from the Original video.

Wait

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What if he genuinely responds to this

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Why would I buy Cleetus' album everyday? It would be costly and redundant to get lots of copies of the same album. Is this just a scheme on Cleetus' part to help his labelmate Unk pay off his debt?

nice

youtube.com/watch?v=vj45S6cjnOE

Why is he pretending he cares about climate change?

while his he hires a top-grade producer to shovel all his trash cash out of his big stupid window.

this, but unk's the skull

DEBT.

Anthony should be the skull he's a needledick

already covered

Already done man

DEBT. mind

Man fuck you beating me by 9 seconds

>I had a manager who—he's not my manager anymore—but he took some money from me, and he flew to Cambodia.
this guy is getting assraped by this industry. christ

ha ha, fucking owned

you guys should fuck

ExMusicIndustry

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Already done

BIG BLACK UNK

someone already did this one

god fucking damnit

>Songs about Unking

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this is an image that I could have gone my whole life without having to bear witness to.

TWO hundred tenty seven thousand dollars

It takes a nation of a million dawluuuurz to hold us back

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this is terrifying

10/10

START THE SHEW

I'm not into the melon lore. what´s the origin of this video?

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It's like looking into a bacteria culture

You mean it wasn't already?

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oh my god that's just depressing

I'm watching the ALAM series. It's not inspirational, it's the opposite. It's also like watching a case study of a severe mental patient.

fucking christ

I'm watching the ALAM series. In it he says "I WILL be famous, I will take whatever it takes". Prescient.

If I were Netflix, I would fucking buy the ALAM series because it is like the Office times A Million.

The Unk and Cleetus Are Raging Inside Me

I FUCKING LOVE the Unk. I WILL Make him FUCKING FAMOUS if IT MEANS I have to fuck the entire internet with memes.

kek

I'm watching the ALAM series. Unkle Adams the Do Good rapper is standing in front of the trunk of his car. The topic is buying items on credit and converting the goods to cash. Who the fuck is Micheal Scott?

"It's so hot it keeps me cold".

What does that even mean?

>goods
a lot of dewalts mainly

How is he going to get out of this?

Is he just going to wage-cuck to try and grind away that debt for the rest of his life or is he going to kill himself first?

Is there really any realistic way he's going to pay off this debt?

lmao holy shit

I'm watching the ALAM series. The extra playing the hobo on the bench has more charisma than the Unk.

He's gonna keep chasing his successful rap dreams until he kills himself

Underdog when

I have to say though: most rappers don't sling drills from the back of their cars, which they live in. Unkle Adams is street, but in the craigslist sense.

Given the utter destitute poverty he's heading towards Unk is going to be the realest rapper in the game.

Raps about slinging TV's from the back of his car and getting kneecapped by loan sharks incoming.

Anyone else starting to genuinely like unk? Not a fan of his music but there's something so damn comfy about coming into these threads

Unk is a fucking idiot.
But yes the threads are fun.

The Unk could be SO DAMN COOL if he embraced his chaotic meme status but I guess that's the tragedy of all these threads:

he's a BITCH

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what is the meaning of this small white man

the rap technically isn't the worst i've heard

and that seems incongruous

>AND I FUCK HER IN THE ASS WITHOUT EVEN ASKING

what did unk mean by this? was this some kind of lingo from the 90s? timewise, that is

art is more than technical skill, you idiot. unk is this generation's greatest unintentional performance artist since kanye west. Suicide Pact meme rap vlog? Yes please.

>art is more than technical skill, you idiot.
>what is reading comprehension

I unironically like this song.

youtube.com/watch?v=ohPzBxuf6O0

STILL MOVES

>Some call me an angel, some call me a prophet
damn..

dude I wasn't arguing with you, we all want to fuck the unk here, there are no bad vibes, im just feeling positive, gonna go for it, I cant fail, I AM THE ONE sorry I was gettin' my goddamn UNK on!

Deppresing? he is just a delusional narcissistic sociopath

fuck Unk

I came alive like a moth in the summertime
Japanese whip, blades all Samurai
Shine brighter than them bitches on the other side
Tryna make a blind motherfucker recognize
Ammunition got the competition nonexistant
Had to bubble crack but didn't have a pot to piss in

Unkle Adams is more harder to listen to and more abrasive than Death Grips.

This, but unironically.

This is from a year ago, it could be better but it's pretty good