User stood me up again. He's probably with Elle

>user stood me up again. He's probably with Elle...

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Why would she buy another meal for someone and then leave a wallet right there? This picture doesn't fit with your opening statement honestly, you should have tried harder with this.

dakota rulez fuck big bird!

elle would not be the one to get blacked™ in a BLACKED™ video.
It's those blacks that'd get bleached by elle

why do people think they are pretty

meh body goofy face that doesn't even have that unusual appeal

post someone you think is pretty

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They are both attractive girls.
But most people don't look attractive when they've had candid photos taken of them.

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>you will never be raped by elle in front of a helpless dakota
jdimsa

not really. only thing they have going for them is the fair skin.

real hood shit here.

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Won't lie, mate, you're a fuckin idiot, hey.

MARA, AND "CREEPYCHAN", HEARKEN TO BETTER TIMES WHEN "Sup Forums" WAS A THRIVING VITAL WEBSITE.

why can't dakota stop masturbating in public?

Looks like reviewbrah here.

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Her face looks so much less piglike than her sister's. I don't get how she isn't the hot one of their family. Must be a pedophile thing.

>pedophile

she's of age

Foot game off the charts

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Dakota looks better, Elle has that fat pig nose.

Your Mundus Millenialis is really interesting, Rei.

I've already read the whole thing.

There's much about it that I agree with, plus a lot of really interesting perspectives that I hadn't considered.

hey, wot, mate?

Damn Elle looks like some rhineland princess prize you court after winning after a jousting tournament or slaying a dragon or something.

Well, yes, that's part of her appeal. She's the dreamgirl, the fantasy girl.

You mean that cute, dignified upturned nose.

>corndogs
Who the hell even likes these? Or Fritos. Ghetto white boy food.

Yeah they're childish, but fun.

elle is too powerful

notice how Elle still looks pristine and untainted now, unlike most waifus that have been around for a while

it's because she's an Aries. Aries's, like Emma Watson, usually look perpetually youthful, it's one of their traits.

frito pie

Jeez user I didn't know you were so finicky about what type of wieners you put in your mouth

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At least corndogs are white.

I wonder if you can smell her vagina sweat emanating from that open outfit

BIG

what did they mean by this

> has a purse / backpack
> still carries her phone in her hand at all times

That shit really pisses me off.

LEWD NECK!!!

I would circumcise myself with a rusty scissors and sell my soul to the jews to witness Dakota kiss Elle's neck for 1 minute