/nfl/ general - SELECT ALL IMAGES WITH TALENT edition ii

WAS: Josh Doctson's hammy giving him trouble again
SEA: Carroll 'anxious to see' more of Chris Carson
HOU: Texans rule out TEs Griffin, Anderson for TNF
CIN: John Ross questionable, a 'long shot' for TNF
IND: Brissett, Tolzien split QB reps on Wednesday
NE: Danny Amendola (concussion) DNP Wednesday
BAL: Ravens confirm Woodhead out at least 1 month
IND: Colts send starting RT Denzelle Good to IR
BAL: Campanaro a possible Woodhead replacement?
ARZ: Arians: Hope we get Johnson back by Christmas
ARZ: Arizona fully expected to employ RB committee
HOU: Deshaun Watson expected to start Thursday

Fuck Dallas

Lions will win a playoff game this season

Fuck the Jets

Go Raiders!

this is an amateur (american) football team in estonia

notice anything?

Fuck the raiders tbqh

>lions
>beating good teams

Fuck you, sir

Bringing back a favorite OC of mine that I did a few seasons ago.

Who let the negro join?

So which black up and coming AFC QB (or one from a black city) is gonna lose to an aging QB headed for retirement this year?

>dak has a wweaker arm than Eli
fucking kek, but I don't believe it

>estonia

why is nobody squatting? or do they not have slavs there?

Honestly, who can't stop us?

Hard Mode: no clots, nanners, or seacucks

Yourselves, next

eli has a cannon arm, that has never been in doubt. why would you have trouble believing he has a better arm than dak?

he didn't join, he just came for a visit

all the slavs are in one town that's 200 metres away from russia

Dude can't hit his WRs as of recently

I fucking hate Jed York.

#BringBackEddie

Who has the strongest arm in the nfl?

Matt Stafford?

Carr and Flacco

Has to be Stafford

Guy throws the ball so hard that his receivers complain that's it's hard to catch his passes.

*Beep Boop, fuck your shit team*

Cutty

Didnt stafford injure Tate's hand when he went to catch a pass in last sundays game?

That means he sucks then

That just means Stafford is shit at throwing with touch

t. Rodgers

>kasey redfern tore his acl, mcl, and partially tore his patellar tendon

I couldn't figure out how he got hurt so bad, but pic related shows it. fuck that must have hurt

Calm down Aaron

NFC north

t. Bradford

Who is a bigger bust, Kevin White or Josh Doctson?

The bust I left on your mother's face

>Stafford has low mobility

I think that needs to be updated, he had a couple of nice scrambles and runs against the cards

OLD BAY BTFO, IRMA RELIEF FUNDS HAVE BEEN RE-ALLOCATED

Joe Flaccid

>Leave the AFC South to me

>Bradford less accurate then anyone

More like Matt "The Fat" Stafford

kevin white by far. that draft was loaded and the bears completely whiffed on every pick

bears gunna bear

I'm pretty sure that layer of fat acts as a cushion and keeps him alive lel

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Hard to blame them tho. Kid was mad talented. Hard to predict injuries

What do you think Riley "the final solution to your genetic pollution" is up to these days?

t. trubiscuit

fpbp

Riley Cooper that is

Preparing for the upcoming race war with his klan brothers

t. Glennon

drinkin jack daniels, smokin some reds, and waving his confederate flag

>apply cleats directly to ballsack
Ouch.

Have you ever head a 200+ pound man step on your dick with cleats? I certainly don't want to

t. Staf- OW MY KNEE

Any qb can run, but that doesnt mean he has good pocket presence or can evade pass rush and still produce passes

Riley "Nuke the Spooks" Cooper

The stage is set for his return to aid Punished Blake in his hour of need.

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>t. Staf- OW MY KNEE

wut

>Raiders & LT Donald Penn are closing in on a 2-year extension, sources say. Should be done this week. He showed up, they kept their word.

Hope he gets a good contract. Most likely his last because of his age.also grants enough time for David Sharpe to develope

Stafford has excellent pocket presence considering he has a terrible offensive line and the guy is a terrific mobile passer if he can find an open man. Guy can pitch a football like a baseball so he doesn't have to do the traditional pumping motion.

Shut up tiki

user clearly meant Bradford

>fielding a team with 22 kickers

lel

week 2 boys, perfect edition

>Allen Robinson tears ACL
>Blackmon was already smoking his last joint and lacing up his cleats

Living in your head rent free

Ha, I don't understand that meme, check my trips

NFCN best rivalry

No talent?

way too soon for trips

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>78244906

The guy just has excellent everything, right?

>Bungles winning a primetime game

It was a bridgewater joke...

Well half the Texans are dead. They dont even have any TE's. Also whats the drama brewing between Savage and the team?

I feel too sorry for that guy to make fun of him. Leg almost had to be amputated

>superbowl winner is named WORLD champions
>all teams are from the same country

The best teams in the world are from America.

>USA: 51 STRAIGHT OWLS
>EVERYONE ELSE: 0

>Jeff McLane @Jeff_McLane
>Of the 20 ball carriers timed in Week 1 by the NFL, the Chiefs' Kareem Hunt (20.84 mph) and Tyreek Hill (20.82) were the fastest.

Literally no one can stop us from reaching the supperb owl

Don't you have some trash cans to bully?

*sacks your QB*

>Chiefs' Kareem Hunt (20.84 mph) and Tyreek Hill (20.82) were the fastest.

so the nfl will issue them a "random" drug test right?

America is the World dude. Our culture dominates all others

*Fultons Tyreek Hill*

Rest of the world doesn't play football. When they field a team and challenge us, we'll be glad to kick their ass. Until them, it's a proper moniker since the US has the only professional football league

I will pay someone $100 for a picture of that slag with no makeup.

>the US has the only professional football league

Thats wrong though

I have the pictures, what's your paypal?

You're right, I forgot about the CFL,they're a joke though, their best players are NFL washouts. Wouldn't mind having a game between them though but they'd have to adjust the rules since the leafs play the game differently

There's no non-American professional football team that could beat even the worst American team.

Any Coltsbros hoping they start Brissett this week?

>CFL player fumbles in the endzone
>kicks it out like a punt
>USA pkayer scores

Not so fast
>Select all Jaguars
Even captcha is shitting on us now

Honestly, the Browns could join the CFL and be an uncontested dynasty for decades

>implying Glorius Russian American Football Championship League wouldn't beat any West Coast team