Is there anything he can't do?

Is there anything he can't do?

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be likeable

act

be spiderman

Disappoint

kek'd

Disappoint

reach the top cupboard

entertain the masses

Eat mayonnaise

Be respectable.

not be woke, son

Appeal to people who aren't underage.

Act

Make me think

Lando

Marry my daughter

Have you considered working for the government? The Department of Defence could do well to weaponize your autism.

Be black Han Solo

rap

hire white people

ACT

not be a nigger lol

youtube.com/watch?v=Aud86OSqQ1w

>great singer
>great actor
>great director

Name ONE white boi as versatile as Donald. You fucking can't

THIS

well shit there's got to be at least one

Raise a family.

Sinatra

Can you believe that this guy got an award for acting? He literally plays a neutral, inexpressive version of himself in every scene.

not poop his pants

Be a master of a single craft.

>that DYEL body

So this is the power of black men... Woah......

>gave a shoutout to Migos because he likes one of their songs
Okay, Donald. We get it. You're black.

can't think of anything

oh wow, what kind of jerk likes this shit

>great singer
Did you listen to the performance you posted?

It's called a dadbod. It's a concept, because he's making dadrock.

Stop being racist.

Learn a trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you.

Been on Sup Forums since June 2005. I remember when /n/ was News. Sup Forumstards are the same shitheads that were responsible for /n/ getting deleted and /new/ getting deleted twice. Sup Forums was designed as a containment board, completely ignoring the fact that those retards are unable to contain themselves to their own boards.

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>not poop his pants
Damn dude I was referring to an old Derrick Comedy sketch he was in where he plays a HS student named Jerry who poops his pants, not being racist

Give a decent acceptance speech?

be spider-man

be a real nigga

Let me fck my wife

Appeal to nonwhites

Yep. 95% of his fanbase is white and he grew up basically white.

Rap, act.

stand white people

I want to lick his hershey kiss nipples and let him fill my butthole with his thick African semen

He's a rich black kid who grew up on pop culture and sounds mid western, he's obsessed with being black because he was probably called Uncle Tom loads back in school

i think he sings or raps about that in one of his songs
about being called oreo or something

My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es
Hot like a parked car
I sound weird like nigga with hard R
Fly like the logo on my cousin's four forty
Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me
Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man
Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like toe jam
I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam
Butcher and I know it, man, kill beef, go ham
These rappers are afraid of him
Cause I'm a beast, bitch, Gir, Invader Zim
Gambino is a call girl, fuck you, pay me
Brand new whip for these niggas like slavery
They told me I was awful man, that shit did not phase me
Tell me how I suck again, my memory is hazy
"You're my favorite rapper, now" Yeah, dude, I better be
Or you can fuckin' kiss my ass, Human Centipede

At least he owns up to it. Or at least he used to.

He's a light-skinned black person that has white guilt.

It's why he made a TV show about black people and hired only black people.

>These rappers are afraid of him
Cause I'm a beast, bitch, Gir, Invader Zim
Gambino is a call girl, fuck you, pay me

ew

He sings about this a lot actually
It obviously is a part of his psyche
Good thing he rapped beautifully about it

back to plebbit lil fella you look lost

>exposed to Sup Forums in 2014 after the Tumblr raids and Gamergate
Did everyone just forget the Fappening which granted this place the single largest newfag influx in history?

he's always tried too hard to be black.

Just saw the Martian, he was so fucking dank, should of got a best supporting actor award for that, fucking racist Academy.

What a terrible thing to be black and grow up in a loving and financially secure family. I feel so bad for him.

Not be 3/5ths of a person

Be better than Yeezy who is the superior artist. Also Runaway is more kino than Atlanta

KEK

rap

Hah. I hear you but, it really isn't that hard to imagine yourself in those shoes and understand why it sucks. You basically aren't part of any "group". He certainly isn't white no matter how much we say he lives like a white boy - and he wasn't accepted by the black crews either. That sucks