Rugby fan cut off his own testicles

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>A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.

Welsh people... If only they could all do that so they stopped reproducing.

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>It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."
he did it the absolute madman.

>he actually did it
>the absolute madman

Ywyny cwg ywny cwagain cwain whysysngywy rwyr gawiawianywy crymry rumury raywa crcwa?

cymru am byth

Is this actual SheepSpeak?

No, though Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is.

fucking kek

>ywn be this much of a lad

damn...

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>After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.

ugh

Whats the matter with wales?

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He's a man of his word

So let's get this straight about Rugby Union players and fans:

>frequently drink urine
>engage in stand up buggery
>die early, crippled and brain damaged
>sever their own testicles
>pretend to be posh

I'd ban it

>man
not so much anymore

>frequently drink urine
It's very nutritious and has many health benefits
>engage in stand up buggery
Literally proven to reduce prostate cancer
>die early, crippled and brain damaged
Why would you want to live until you are so old you can't even get out of bed to take a shit?
>sever their own testicles
Quite selfless and upstanding, the world is overpopulated as it is.
>pretend to be posh
If having some manners means "pretending to be posh" so be it

I like welsh town names

>stand up buggery
>IF WE DO IT LYING DOWN ITS NOT GAY DUDE LMAO

the absolute state of the north

Not much to do since the mines shut down

grossly underrated German humor

As the Welsh legend Ian Watkins would say, mega lolz

You'd think they would use the time to get better at rugby but no

what makes rugby so gay

fat smelly props

sexy boy's