I would like to ask the Star Wars fanbase how can they defend something like that

I would like to ask the Star Wars fanbase how can they defend something like that

Because his name is never said in the film, side characters are given random names all the time. And last but not least because Lucas didn't give a fuck

theyre not even random theyre named to just project some image for the third rate actor to run with on screen.

I mean the defence is that its not his real name and its Elan Sel'Sebagno but it is stupid anyway but no one cares cause its EU bullshit.

>You wanna buy some deathsticks?

It's no less silly than a "Death Star".
SW isn't some serious drama, it's fun and lighthearted.

that's a big head

>literally the most memorable part of the film
>EU Bullshit
Star cucks everybody

I'ts a ripoff of 50's and 60's sci fi serials made for kids, just dont take it so seriously

4head

That card isn't right. He isn't meant to have (human) ears.

I meant his name lad. I thought that was the point cause thats stupid. I do love that bit in the film though. Look forward to it everytime.

>not Dexter Jettster

Is he a part of the Techno Union?

lol no, his canon name is literally just Elan Sleazebaggano

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>Elan Sleazebaggano
Oh fuck you're right.

Walt Disney you've done it again

You have 10 seconds to explain how is that any more retarded than "Luke Skywalker"

Go to bed George

should have gone with Luke Warmwalker

Because it would have to be "Luke Evilbeater" to be as bad

>he doesn't know Luke's name was supposed to be Starkiller to go and kill the Death Star