Bundesliga

Heute: Koeln vs Arsenal
morgen: die welt

RIP Austrian shareholder

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first for Erster Fußball Club Köln.

this froggo really needs to stop being so happy. its not fair

Köln is going to get slaughtered

Is this /bundes/?

Playing a game where they can sit deep, defend and play a counter attack every now and then could be just the right thing for them at the moment. Oh but who am I kidding....?!

>the absolute state of the austrian shareholder right now
good

>Leipzig draw
good

Update: denbark has lost some of his babbyteeth and his adult teeth should be coming in soon

didn't knew that doggos have babyteeth too desu.

no, this Bundesliga

goodnight

Redpill me on SpVgg Unterhaching.

you first

Good morning btw

Hmm, I like how all the Cologne - Arsenal hype seems to make everyone forget that Hertha will Start in the group stage of a European competition for the first time in 8 years today.

Why isn't he allowed to vote? I'm intrigued!

Most mammals have them

Denmark jumps TWENTY places to 26th on the latest FIFA Coca-Cola World Ranking.

Pepsis better m8

I don't drink soda anyway.

...

why

>no designated shooters on the assassin towers

2/10

We won two games in qualifying, one of them against a very highly ranked team.
I think that gives you a lot of points.

Watch this
youtu.be/fQuG2bmm1ok

i see

still mad at how we got screwed over yesterday

Kek

almost time for work

That's good. Didn't know that doggos have babbyteeth either.

Give de bark a hug :3

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

yeah but you know how it is. everything is an excuse and tottenham were 9000 times better etc. lets just be quiet and wait for the inevitable 4-1 rückspiel. this thing is not over yet.

Too smart

*Heads straight to the Europa league quarter final exit*

>schluchti
But Im German

yeah its not over. It was just one game (an away game at that) and we'll bounce back.

Tuchel = GOAT

What happing?

>literally the third time Jimmy pebbles and I bid the same amount on a player and each time the player has been awarded to him

Memeverlagerung made an article about Dortmund under Bosz. This little excerpt is about why Tuchels system was superior against teams that like to sit deep and go for counter attacks

next time you go for a player you should bid a little bit more money. It's not like 10,15 or even 10000€ less would hurt you financially.

How mad will shareholders be when Tuchel replaces Carlo and starts the next decade if Bayern dominance?

>tfw just drove an old friend of mine to the train station because he's too stupid to catch a bus
>a literal sören living in berlin. studienabbrecher and without a job for 2-3 years
>had to move out of the room he didnt pay for because the owner got someone who actually paid rent so he moved back to his dad
>all he did on the drive was talk about how great berlin is, that everybody should move there because its sooo shitty elsewhere
>"ohh you're interested in football now?.. ughhh must be because you didnt move to berlin.."

berlin sörens really are the absolute worst

>ohh you're interested in football now?.. ughhh must be because you didnt move to berlin

but this doesn't make sense even by sören standards.

he thinks football is for nazis and bauern. and those dont exist in berlin

tell him he's an idiot.

t. Ronny aus Marzahn-Hellersdorf

I'm absolutely sure this happened and you aren't lying at all

why would I lie? whats so unbelievable about it

Daily reminder that the Austrian shareholder isn't even a real Austrian but a German plant to make us look bad.

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>Tuchels Reise
>Er gilt als einer der besten Fußballtrainer - daran zweifelt auch nach seinem Rauswurf bei Borussia Dortmund niemand. Doch was ist Thomas Tuchel eigentlich für ein Mensch? Wir haben ihn nach New York begleitet, wohin er flog, um über sein Leben nachzudenken.

1/8

2/8

3/8

4/8

Based goldenes dachl austrian

5/8

wew

6/8

>"Er hat die Figur eines Models"

7/8

8/8

I can't reed German so I thought I'd mention that I like you're table

It's just an old ass table I got from my parents. Nothing special really

Looks nice and sturdy

thanks, will read it later

Hoffenheim - Braga 0:0
Arselel - Cologne 5:1
Hertha - Bilbao 1:3

Rip in piece to his career

Kevin ist eine supa supa player

effzeh will play 1-1. arselel is cocky and plays with a b team and stöger is not stupid. they will park the bus with 10 men in the box and score through cordoba in one cheeky counter.

time to go to work
goodbye
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i guess.

Who can stop them?

fucking finally he is rated adequately

ich bin effzeh fan aber hab nen zehner auf arsenal

>spent all day running around fetching all sorts of papers
fucking hell why does this shit have to be a part of life. drink enough water and you wont get kidney stones, there should be a similar rule for bureaucracy desu

Will Poldi make an appearance fo ther Kölle-Arsenal game?

I don't think that FC Turbine Kobe plays in the EL this season.

can you name a reason why he wouldnt

busy with JAV porn stars

>Austrians aren't Germans
nett gememet

okay

a hangover

i really like watching press conferences desu

it's so comfy

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>c'mon user you must have SOME hobbies besides sports
>what do you do in your spare time?

FUCKEN SIE TOTEN

>Come on anonette, you must have SOME hobbies other than makeup tutorials, reality TV shows and drinking

I fart in crowded lifts. You?

wolfsburg pk's with jonker are great. his speech is so captivating kek

makeup tutorials, reality TV shows and drinking

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hmm pretty pathetic but okay. wanna bang?

meine hobbis sind chillen un freunde und spilautomaten

who /unbeaten in the CL/ here

do such scenarios even happen? i literally never experienced such a thing by myself or by proxy.

no

Is this London Keys?

that's an odd Rüsseltier

yes

no

Feels Okay

Like you get dates, uggo

>yes
is this a berlin/köln thing then? i cant imagine any girl being this..weird.