Who here has actually watched the Twilight saga?

Who here has actually watched the Twilight saga?

If yes, why, and what did you think of it?

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Yes

It's shit. But entertaining if you take the piss out of it with other people while you're watching it.

MURRRRRRRRRRRRPHHHHHHHH

Yes.

I saw a trailer where a vampire stopped a car with his hand. I was expecting more shit like that.

It's not the worst thing I have ever watched, but it's not good either.

First movie is Kino

my lolifu

>Who here has actually watched the Twilight saga?
yes, I've seen the films about 20 times.
>If yes, why, and what did you think of it?
it's good if you interpret it as a parody

A parody of what?

yes i saw it because it is entertaining, but me personally i prefere blade 1 and 2

>why
Ex wanted us to watch it together.

>what
Potentially interesting concept ruined by awful execution of both the books and the movie. Can be comfy at times. Good cast. Charlie is god-tier.

They came out at a time when I was big into Rifftrax. So I managed to watch all of them with their commentaries.

I'M CUMMING FOR YOU MMMRRRPPPHHHHHH

>Who here has actually watched the Twilight saga?

Me

>If yes, why

Pic related desu

>what did you think of it?

Not great movies or anything, but not nearly as bad as everyone pretended they were at the time.

Eclipse > Breaking Dawn part 2 > Twilight > New Moon > Breaking Dawn part 1

Saw the first movie and read the first book.

The movie was slightly better than the book as it downplayed just what an absolute bitch Bella is. I mean, jesus, she was a real cunt in the book. In the movie she was just kinda bland.

They really overdid it with that blue colour filter, though. It didn't really make the movie look that much better. And it's just generally not a good story, I don't see why I should care about their romance, I didn't find either of them likeable.

>am called Edward
>went to school with a girl called Bella who was into me
>mfw the books and movies came out

Pretty retarded and the leads have zero chemistry or passion but I can see why teenage girls would like it since it's basically Romeo and Juliet with vampires, also the final fight was actually quite badass with all the different vampires using their powers to tear each other in half which I guess was allowed since they don't bleed so show all the decapitations you want.

Did you fuck?

For what it's worth, that wasn't in the books at all. Completely original for the movie since they had basically run out of shit to put in at that point. I remember sitting there at the cinema with my friend and both of us going "HOLY SHIT GET HYPE" at the sudden carnage

JUST

She was kinda crazy so no.

He was back to his usual self in Scream Queens

>the leads have zero chemistry or passion

>The director recalled prompting the pair to do a romantic scene in her bedroom:"I said, 'I know you just met, but I need you to do this scene. We're gonna do it in my bedroom, on the bed — and you're really gonna kiss.'" By the way, Stewart had already done the kissing scene with three other guys that day!

>Hardwicke remembers Pattinson's first take as being "wild" -- so much so that she had to remind him the movie is PG-13. But he and Stewart proved themselves in later takes. Hardwicke has often noted their instant chemistry -- "that electricity." And Stewart felt it too, demanding immediately that Pattinson get the part.

>Pattinson won the role, but not before promising to keep a safe distance from a then 17-year-old Stewart. "She's underage. You've got to focus, dude, or you're going to be arrested. I made him swear on a stack of Bibles," Hardwicke recalls telling the of-age actor.

>Big fight that has been built up for the whole series pretty much
>Lol it was just a dream lets all go home

Cheesecake-eating housewife-tier trash that went on to inspire other cheesecake-eating housewife-tier trash like 50 Shades of Grey.

>sparkling vampires

No.

Shame he got cucked by the goblin, Robert is pretty based.

My friend got me to watch the first one in exchange to get him to watch something he didn't really want to see. But it turns out they're not nearly as bad as everyone makes them out to be. The books are, definitely, but not the films. Would watch again

He looks fine now

was cute chubby though

I watched one of them, the second I think, while crossing the country in a bus on our way to a music festival. Two of my friends fell asleep so me and the remaining dude watched that shit cause it was playing on the bus' TV

There was no sound so we had to go with the subtitles. It was a fun experience, but the movie itself was garbage

This franchise killed so many careers

I've seen all of them. Most of them are softcore kstew porn.

I want to see Pattinson in more movies, I loved him in Rover even though he doesn't seem to think that way

No which is strange since I'm a huge fag and love romance books, harlequin that kind of garbage. I hate romcoms though and chick flicks. Also Kristen is hot.

Nothing wrong with that.

renesmee is cute

I saw the first one. It was ok, not some cinematic masterpiece or anything but I didn't get the hate. Just a generic romance/fantasy-type story.

the scene where he's masturbating to a young Murph in her bedroom was really unsettling, especially when his semen branches off into five-dimensional pathways, don't get me wrong the visuals were incredible, but the idea that his genetic material went back in time to impregnate Anne Hathaway was a stretch even for this film

They're pretty movies and the soundtrack is nice, but the actual story goes so far beyond "just turn your brain off bro" that it's painful to watch at times.

How old is that little girl

>characters weren't likeable
Opinion instantly discarded

the first one is secretly kino

I've seen them all.

They're ok I spose, pure escapism, was reasonably entertained. Not as bad as ppl say. But prefer stuff like pic related, a true romance/horror vampire classic, and 100x better than the Hollywood re-make.

Only the last one, I completely forgot how it's called.

It's funny bad and laught my ass of.

The "fight" scene at the frozen lake was 10/10

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Kill yourself

Mac is not for you

This + alcohol

Kstoned is such a filthy pedo dyke

shes continuing jodie foster's tradition

I've seen them all more than once. I can't figure out fucking how, but they really are entertaining. In some strange way.

Kristen was so fat in the first one.

i watched it a few years ago because kstew looked exactly like a girl i wanted to fugg at the time

the movies were really dumb

I know they are objectively shit movies but there is something comforting about them. I often have it on in the background.

Generic romance for teens, but loved the setting desu.

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based

A 20 year old man wanted to fuck a baby

so?

>all these roasties ITT

>ywn have an Ashley Greene gf

why live?

I hear she dies tho. Right?

The first movie is worth watching because it's hilariously bad. The others are just bad.

twilight isn't interesting at all.
twilight is for gays.
see:

old enough for kisses

These posts are giving me serious deja vu, I think I spend too much time here

I only like her in her Alice form.

i didn't think much of it.

saw the first one when it came
did not feel compelled to see the rest until this year

theyre bad but progressively get better
i liked the wolfbros
and alice is best girl

Why are they so perfect bros

me on the right

No, but I've seen the prequel. Really odd choice to turn Shark boy into a werewolf. I guess anything with fangs is fair game.

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First one is entertaining. Mostly waiting for Alice's hot pixie haired ass to show up.

Second one mildly entertaining but I already started to lose interest.

Third one I leaned over to my wife as soon as credits rolled and said I'm out, find a friend to take you to the rest. One of the most boring films I've ever watched.

I have no plans on seeing the rest.

Me
My gf at the moment forced me
The lore is ok, some interesting stuff like the werewolves being undeads and the whole blood thirsting marble golem with powers that depend on how you were when you were alive

Main characters and main story is shit though, Shapeshifter pupper seemed like the broest dude in the movie but he end become a fucking pedo

What were they thinking? I feel like not even kids would consider this good.

nice

Duke of porcinu here,
I saw that shit up close, stephaan nosfe desmet liesbeth sparkle nieuwets, all of it.
Ama, ask yourselves anything.

I tried watching the first. When they left to play baseball and had actual uniforms I turned it off.

Midnight Sun>Twilight

Edward is a more intriguing lead character than Bella in every way.

I marathoned the whole thing with my mom and aunt on the big screen before the last one came out. They paid my ticket. What I got out of it was a free $10 gift card that was part of the package, which was the whole reason I went.

If they took out all the romance, added a bit more action, and removed the sparkles it would be a pretty good vampire series.

>I see your soul, user. Naughty, naughty.

I shamelessly have. I had my wisdom teeth out and was bedridden so I marathoned a ton of movies, this being one of them
First was comfy, that rainy Washington setting was nice. Acting wasnt too bad since they were basically teens still but they didnt have much to work with. Probably my favorite
the series just gets worse as it goes on. I literally couldnt stop thinking ACT whenever they were on screen. It could be hit and miss but overall they clearly didnt have good source material. The books were a cash in for teen girls. the Author new it, the cast new it and its even funnier now that its over and theyve more or less come out and said they didnt care about the it aside from a paycheck
But thats like saying transformers is lackluster. its there to sell tickets for its target audience so who cares how cheesy it is

overall 6.9/10. Not the worst YA book series movies to come out in the vacuum of harry potter

>who has actually watched the twilight saga

nigga I went to the high school they used while they were filming
I saw all of the movies later

Yes, my mom loves the series so I thought why not and watched it with her.

The acting is pretty bad, I was really only interested in it for the lore and there really wasn't any. Most of the characters are annoying as fuck. Like 1 is hot. Not worth it imo.

Yeah you are right Jacob is pretty hot.

my ex wanted to watch one of them (don't know which one) with me but about 30 mins in we just ended up having sex and it was almost finished after we were done

Yeah, I watched it with my gf.

I read the first book to give it a chance, it's not as bad as everyone makes out. I think people think they have to hate it to fit in.

1st one - 5/10
new moon - 2/10
eclipse - 4/10
bdp1 - 1/10
bdp2 - 1/10

I seriously considered breaking up when I was asked to read the books after watching all the movies.

it took an army of rednecks to make me sit through the entire series. it will take an army of rednecks to make me sit through it again.
>inb4 redneck navy arrives.

Shit films, but fuckin great soundtracks.

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Watched the entire series, the last 3 at the theater, last 2 on opening night.

First was good, typical teen fantasy romance.
Second was only enjoyable for the fuck huge wolves and world building.
Third was slightly better, mainly due to the side story of the vampire newborn army.
Fourth was shit.
Five was shit.

the first book isnt abysmal. its before she decided to add even more retarded shit, so its just enjoyably bad at that point.

and some of her ideas wernt bad, they were just massively disconnected, and poorly written

I watched the one with the baseball thing

Vampire Hackerman

I've watched like three of them.

>Why
Alice. Her actress was cute with short hair.

>what did you think
They're trash. It was amusing to watch Robert Pattinson try and advertise for something he so obviously hated, though.

>go watch this movie where I play a socially maladjusted loser who went upwards of 100 years without getting laid despite being apparently supernaturally handsome and rich

first one is comfy as fuck.
didn't see the second one.
saw the third one where dude is creating a vampire army thought it was way over the top.
didn't see the rest.

They remind me of a time in my life when I was happy.

Shit movies tho

I got conned into watching the first one with someone.
She got mad because I kept laughing at Edward's ridiculous super speed effect.
It would just show his legs flopping around in the air and he'd magically glide up hills.

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