Baguette sticking out of a brown paper bag

>baguette sticking out of a brown paper bag

>shy girl carrying a stack of books

>Flushing the toilet paper instead of throwing it in the bin

>flustered anime girl is late to school and runs down the sidewalk with a piece of toast in her mouth and just a little smear of raspberry jelly on it and bumps into handsome anime boy and he peeks at her panties and then she smacks him

why in the FUCK would you do that
I'm being rused aren't I

lol that made me lol

it's funny because it's true

Peepeepoopoo

>in a helicopter
>it ain't me starts playing

>hating comfiness

>I'll have a beer

They do in parts of Romania where there is no plumbing. A prostitute I fucked told me about it.

>character has nightmare
>sits straight up in bed, breathing heavily

>rounded chrome toaster

stupidest post ever
>character is a human
>he breathes air

>character poses threat
>"are you threatening me?"

>Joggers running in opposite direction

>guard gets shot with silenced pistol
>immediately dies without making a sound
>doesn't scream or cry out for help

is that some kind of threat?

Greeks do that.

A lot of third world countries don't have plumbing capable of dealing with shit wipes getting flushed so instead they put them in bins so they can stink up the place

>press play
>movie starts

cute!

>onions on a bicycle

>That didn't work. What is plan B?
>Ruuuuuuuun!

>user makes a pepe thread about movie clichés

THis trope is named catapult dream

>character goes to bed without masturbating

The Senate will decide your fate

Americans have very bad toilets and plumbing. It's like a third world country. You have to throw paper with shit on it in the bin, and there it will lay and stink the place up. That's why they use air freshner sprays.

...

>using toilet paper at all instead of just scooping it out with the tip of your shitjug

>wooden door opens
>it makes *that* sound effect

>he doesn't use wipes
Poorfags

>wiping shit around your asscrack with a piece of paper instead of cleaning it completely with a pail of fresh water, some soap and your hand

Absolutely barbaric

>characters go an entire day without shitting

>character masturbates
>doesn't sit on a dirty t shirt so he doesn't get clammy with arse sweat

>A prostitute I fucked told me about it.
So ur mum is Romanian then

>American dad and son
>"hey kiddo let's play some baseball father and son time"

Why they just don't make a septic tank instead is beyond beyondme

Atleast they do such in South East Asia

>american father and son
>they bond by throwing a ball back and forth in the garden
>neglectfulness is shown by missing a sports game, or in the case of a daughter by missing a concert

>silent pistols are literally silent
pepe.jpg

>American dad and son
>they bond by spending the day at McDonalds
Well at least it's realistic I guess

>evil character of great dark power
>lives in a black tower surrounded by lava

>character is taking a shit
>dick gets hard as the turd comes out

>van drives past character
>they disappear

The protag does masturbait in The Babadook.

Its a shit movie though.

>geeky lab assistent removes her glasses
>10/10 would bang

>girl falls over in an impossible way so her lacey panties are on full view
>pause
>guy goes "oh..."
>"b-baka!"
>draws hand back in a ridiculously over the top fashion
>starburst clip art
>guy has a gigantic lump on is head as the girl shakes her fist in the foreground
Every time

>badguy is about to kill the protagonist(s)
>gets interrupted/killed 1 millisecond right before they are to kill the protagonist(s)

No they don't stupid faggot

>dramatic countdown
>stops at 1 second left

>horror movie
>the main character is a girl
>the villain is a guy

>protagonist confronted by antagonist
>antagonist kills him without any monologue or wasting time

>horror movie
>the black guy dies first

>your ego writes checks
>luckily you collected enough Good Boy Points so you can cash them

>guy drinking whiskey
>"Hey man try some of this, it's the good stuff!"
>it's Jack Daniels

To Live and Die in LA
Completely caught me off guard

>only 60 seconds left of dramatic countdown
>movie's pacing makes it last for 10 min

Is that supposed to be Trump? Why isn't he obese?

The wire did this perfectly and breaking bad ripped it off.

>"get it over with motherf-" BANG

t. Chroms Disease

>girl and guy survive horror movie
>they're seen hanging out having a good time after they've dealt with their predicament

>invincible character
>just stands there as bullets plink off him

It's Crohn's you retard. And if you're not having a daily bowel movement you need more fiber in your diet. Less tendies, more apples.

>killer comes back in the sequel
>he hunts them down
Pure kino

>open car door
>beer cans spill out

>feel good family movie
>it's set in New York

come on!

prove it!

>the villain was the good guy all along

>children's film
>bad guy speaks with an upper class English accent

The majority of americans do that because toiletpaper easily gets stuck on their wooden waterpipes.

>set in Mexico
>orange filter

Wooden like my dick in your mom's ass lmao

> and those glasses
> paint on her overall
> Jakey Jakey Jakey

why am I laffin so much at this pepe?

>family movie
>the dad drives a wagon

Name me 20 movies that did that.

>dark comedy
>protagonist constantly gets shit on by everyone else

>Stephen Spielberg movie
>the kid has a pudding-bowl haircut

>horror movie
>the villain is 100% human

Is there ever going to be a spin-off on suicidal wojak?

Why does pepe hate wojack?

>character is depressed
>he sleeps on a sofa with 5 O'clock stubble and beer bottles everywhere

>"zoom and enhance!"

>family movie
>the dad drives a car made in the 60s/70s

Don't forget the TV on in the background.

>"enhance that reflection"

Kino pepe.
I don't do that. I just open my eyes, realize it was just a dream, and go back to sleep or out of bed.

And it's just playing static

24

>MC has sex with a girl
>she orgasms

Fuck off, Brazil.

>character abruptly stops talking
>noticeable pause before another character "interrupts" him

I wake up like that sometimes, but due to some sort of panic attack, not nightmare.

>MC has sex

>character has CRUCIAL information to give to other character
>other character keeps interrupting
>character doesn't insist heavily

>Dad catches ball but pauses for a while to give son advice

>the MC is black

>futuristic design
>covered in LEDs and glowing panels

name 1 movie that does this that isn't War of the Worlds