India is fastest growing economy with 7.9 GDP

>India is fastest growing economy with 7.9 GDP
>india launched 20 successful satellites in one launch
>india is going to become a number of NSG

How can you guys even compete ?
All you get to see is americans crying about presidential race and how they will be finished if hillary gets appointed, which she definitely will
Encouraging degeneracy by giving trans rights
Electing immigrant mayor(muslim too) for their capital
EU crying about immigrants

Have you all finally accepted our superiority and that we are going to become superpower soon

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>soon

Not with all your bright young minds coming to America to live with me bro.

Brain drain is gonna kill you

SHITTING

SHITTING

You are all brown dude.
You can have 100000000000000 GDP, you're still brown. I am sorry.

STREET

>Encouraging degeneracy by giving trans rights
Implying you don't capitulate to ooga booga magical hijra when they come to curse your weddings, giving you erectile dysfunction for not throwing money at them.

Please, you are not even relevant
POO

pretty sure not raping your own daughters and learning to count would each raise indias gdp by 10%. you guys are growing kind of slowly desu

pol BTFO

true, I am not. But my point is still valid.

>going from nothing to something = fast growing
>finally accomplishing what other nations did decades ago
>being late to the party is an accomplishment
it's not just a meme. it's a serious issue. your people are literally shitting in the streets and causing health issues

INDIA SPACE POWER BY 2030, SHAME ON YOU

U WIL RESPECT ME I AM YOR DAD U SHITTY DICKBICH BLOODY BASTERD

>Say sking color is not relevant
>Paints Sup Forums as a black guy and Indian guy as Aryan
At least be coherent poo

>Butthurt wannabe American Indian detected
We don't give them any extra rights

yea but there is a gulf between them and even 3rd place. growth is great but china with a 6 is still bigger and has more growth because they are in a higher position

growth isnt standardized bruh. its relative to YOUR previous figures

Wrong board, my friend.

This is Sup Forums. You were looking for /poo/.

How about you cunts stop worshiping cows? Then maybe the western world might take you seriously sanjee

Yes, you are on your way to be a first world country!

It's not like most of your populace stays dirt poor while a few rich entrepreneurs inflate your GDP a shit ton!

Please complete stadiums first, your capital has already declared bankruptcy

lmao, to tier bantz olympic zika friend

>POO IN LOO

At least our streets don't smell like literal shit.

>A.FUCKING.WAGON.WHEEL

poo de la loo

MeanwhIle in India people die constantly from road accidents and disease
You also bathe in the same river you place the dead in.
Fuck your over populated extremely polluted cuntry faggets.
By the way your space organization and America's are literally joint. Stop boasting lol

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Reminder that your country launched a satellite named ScatSat-1. It's real.
>ScatSat

S C A T
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Pic related. There is even a curry poop hanging off of it.

directory.eoportal.org/web/eoportal/satellite-missions/s/scatsat-1

>He thinks Rio de Janeiro is the capital of Brazil
>He thinks Rio de Janeiro declared bankruptcy
>He thinks the state of Rio de Janeiro and the city of Rio de Janeiro are the same thing

With so much experience with poo I expected you to be better at shitposting.

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All those accomplishments yet you still shit in the street.

>sequined pink pants
lool

>he thinks GDP means Gross Domestic Poo

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>True Aryan
SOMEONE
FUCKING
HOLD
ME

this thread has my sides traveling into another dimension

>India is fastest growing economy with 7.9 GDP
No that's Papua New Guinea with 16%
It's easy to grow when you're at the bottom
>india launched 20 successful satellites in one launch
Wow, you did what the fucking commies who didn't manage to have bananas did 50 fucking years ago
>india is going to become a number of NSG
i don't even know what that is

>expanding at that rate in the 21st century

It's not like the industrial revolution nigga where people would work in factories and go to shitty little homes, in India there's no fucking space in the cities so there's tonnes of you rammed into tiny little rooms, I'd rather have slower GDP growth and a comfy house in a village than live in a fucking shitbox and work in a sweat shop

Also

>India
>white

youtube.com/watch?v=SVhVilUA-cw

Holy shit this cant be real
hahahha fucking christ they have a toilet program haaaaa oh my

With the time you took to click all those posts you probably could have found a toilet.

>Go to India on vacation
>Lady at the agency sold the trip as being exotic and exciting
>Arrive at Indian airport
>Step off plane and into cow shit
>Attempt to scrap it off
>Stopped by an Indian
>"No, No, that is sacred."
>He proceeds to smear it back on my shoes
>Figure fuck it, I'll clean up once I'm at the hotel
>Can barely make it through airport though
>Cow shit is coating all the floors
>Like a brown slip and slide
>Try to grab railing to hold myself up
>It's covered in cowshit too
>Notice 747 outside on tarmac
>Notice tarmac isn't really a tarmac
>It's a shitmac, runway is made of cow dung
>Hail a taxi once outside
>Realize it's not really a taxi
>It's solid bricks of shit strapped together with wheels bolted on and painted yellow
>Too confused at this point to think straight so I go in the crap cab.
>Arrive at hotel and driver says that will be "Two from the loo"
>Look at him confused
>He kneels down in front of me and places his hands together
>"Trip costs two from the loo please"
>Realize he wants me to deficate in his hands
>They use shit as currency
>"Please, Please, two from the loo"
>Unzip my pants and squat against his hands
>Try and shit while he keeps chanting "two from the loo"
>Squeak out some turds
>He thanks me and puts them in his pockets
>Finally get inside hotel
>They take me to my room
>It's covered in shit, complimentary from the hotel
>Tell me minibar is stocked
>Will settle in later I need a drink
>Grab first bottle I see and take a swig
>Nearly vomit
>It's cow piss
>Realize all drinks are cow piss
>Suddenly dawns on me that India isn't a country it's just the insides of a giant fucking cow.

Arguing with poo is like arguing with a wall. The only difference is that it smells horrible.

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>india

>literally can't stop your people from shitting in the streets and fields
>WORLD POWER BY 2020 WE FUCK YOU UP
rajeet please, my sides can't take this anymore

holy fuck i havent laughed that hard in a long time.

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kek those jeans are exactly something an indian would wear with diamonds on them somewhere

Boo in loo :DD

>bring indians into orbit
>asteroid made of poo form
>we use them to make artificial orbital stations and expand living space, maybe even heberging more indians and so not even needing to bring them from earth
We shall colonise the stars by the strength of our colon, and the sweat of our buttcheeks !

>failed state defined

(OP)

Nice copy paste zika
Good but not new

>mfw Kom sauser Thud

poo dump

I had a chuckle

Does India have a designated shitting module on the ISS?

More likely end up with one of these. But poo.

>saying the designated shit street of Europe

Son.

>ScatSat-1

guys, hold on

remember that a majority of indians literally shit on the street

THEY SHIT RIGHT ON THE FUCKING STREET

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE

THEY LITERALLY SHIT RIGHT ON THE FUCKING STREETS

Post more

We know.
Laughter is how we cope why the fucked-up state of our world.

Kya matlab hai iska ?

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Even the transport "vehicle" produces shit.

Typical Indian marriage ceremony.

Comics, not this

YOUR PRESIDENT IS NOT EVEN INDIAN IT WAS AN ITALIAN GIRL

the real question is what in the actual fuck is slovakia doing

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You have like half the worlds population squeezed into there, I would hope a little something would come out. It still doesn't compare to the amount of damage you're doing to the environment

Hi, here's an educational film from your local Unicef branch

youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M DONE

I'M FUCKING DYING RN

INDIA CAN NEVER POST AGAIN

>shitpost sent via ScatSat-1

India doesnt have highways into major cities because their parliament is so blocked up.

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lmao

Idk about their food in general, but poo spices are god tier

Nightshades are shit, I eat turmeric and ginger every single day or take them as supplements

My fucking sides are gone

Fuck me. I thought we were third world.

Indian food is good as fuck, and the curry gravies are so flexible with so many types of food. I made one today with chicken and apples and it's to die for. It's too bad their country manages to be a third world (literal) shithole that manages to have half a billion people living in fear of rhe bathroom while simultaneously maintaining a space program.

>youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
OMFG MY SIDES
Thanx nazi debt collector

>Doesn't even have basic defecating facilities
>WE SUPERPAOWER

I love how the only people that defend india, are indians themselves.
They've got their heads way too far up their own asses, would explain the skin tone.

Also gib back italian marines

Google never lies my fiend :)

Honestly, outside of you guys threatening Pakistan on the off occasion. We only hear about people getting raped in your country and your cricket game, have fun with your 'superiority'

>ScatSat
MEME MAGIC IS REAL

>somethingawful
>firefox theme
>ABP

IQ is 100% genetic.
Indians are complete subhumans.
But, since they are so numerous, they have enough outliers to have high technology - though only because of the lack of a true welfare state.

The indian situation is neither surprising nor stable if westernisation continues.

Time will eventually tell, but I don't believe that in the slightest. I strongly believe it's a matter of nurture as opposed to nature. Otherwise 2nd generation immigrant families would never pump out anything productive.

Regression to the mean is a fact, user.
You may point at as many of example, you may cite as many anecdotes as you wish, statistics will not change.
Genetics will not change.

Ignoring reality only work until a certain point. For the western world, this is when european become a minority in their country.
The sentiment you are displaying, is sadly the mainstream one.
Collapse of western civilisation is inevitable, and as History have proven, demographic shift on this scale are never reversed.

This time, there will be no come back from this fall.
Enjoy living in the first world, while you can. Soon, only gated communities will enable you to experience what you can experience freely and cheaply, a life among your own, free of fear and incertainty about your future.

>India is fastest disease spreading
>India is slave to USA and pays USA to launch rockets into space like 50 years ago

I was wondering though - is gang rape such a problem in India because it takes five Indian men to make a normal size penis?

Well considering I live in the cold, snowy Mexican part of Milwaukee among hundreds/thousands of assimilated Latino immigrants and sons of immigrants, I'll have to respectfully disagree with you for now Pierre. Certain immigrants are bad and certain immigrants are good, but automatic dismissal due to stormfag bullshit does no one any good.

I was about to type "your funeral", but then i remembered the recent change the getting french citizenship.

How are you so cocky? You live in fucking INDIA!