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why is chinese gdp per capita so low

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Canadanon, keep the serpentza memes comin

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LMao what makes them so funny

Because fucking NIGGERS and MUDSKINS

早上好!Who would like a piece of 豆沙月饼?

>Go to australian sushi place
>speak chinese to them, thinking i am going to piss off a buttmad jap
>they casually reply in chinese

can we share?
i bite the one end, you bite the other and eventually we'll start kissing and smush the mooncake back and forth between our mouths yeah?

mmmm

nope
prefer 五仁

Good morning. How did you like my food?

what's the dfiference between 小 and 少

open a dictionary dumdum

today I fucked 2 hot hookers, far away of my league
but somehow I still feeling empty
the sex was good
haha

>I'm not easy but we can discuss
What did she mean?

小 for volume,area etc
少 for amount

anal for 200rmb

>can't even make enough money to survive in China

Is he basically not trying at all?

wtf who came up with this

GOD,i feel my English too wrong now
cant get precise words to convey my meaning

you have a 小 dick that shoots out 少 cummies

No gay please.
该死的五仁党
What's that,カレーor something?

Why not sell an organ.

kek
very exact

78255691

don't ever reply to me again rudeboy

No I meant the rice and 麻婆豆腐 I made yesterday.
I made some risotto today. It needed a bit of salt so I came in it. Will you have some?

北方的五仁和南方的五仁是两种东西
北方不会有冬瓜糖的

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小 is size, 少 is quantity

Chinks literally BTFO @TI7

It's the eternal cycle of west east.
Nobody can break it.

size is a quantity AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>size is a quantity

A lot of chinese work where I live, how do I meet a qtpie and date her?

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Chinese guy with his Brazilian girlfriend

Her body, he posted this on reddit I think.

>size is a quantity

No ass

Step 1: be not black

check

>brazilian
>no ass

Dumb dumb yank

This hot instagram model known for her ass is dating a Chinese guy

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Vid of her and her Chinese boyfriend below (go to 6:00 to see them together)
youtube.com/watch?v=YnZlH-kEh5s

Asian guys get White girls like this meanwhile yellow-fever user keep posting Serpentza and her fugly wife

test

>pozzie

小 means small
少 is for quantity

he's not wrong

youtu.be/-i5emtHH0-Q
這影片婊得鞭辟入裡啊!

I dunno about you, but most of our sushi joints are run by Chinese and Koreans.

Goood morning /sino!

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America seems doomed. I think I'm going to learn Mandarin. As USA does its best to self sabotage the postwar world order of its own design, China is emerging as an economic, environmental, and technological leader.

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>Bashing the USA
>Praising China
>Post Dilma

peru?

请问, 你觉得最好的SNH48会员是谁?

>SNH48
中国的AKB48? 为什么copycat?

Made by same person who made akb48 I think

I've got a friend in Guangzhou who said he regularly sees Chinese Cantonese girls getting black'd or Indian'd at the clubs.

He said Guangzhou is the only Chinese city he's seen this happen in. That matches my experiences. In Shanghai, Shenzhen and a few other cities I've lived in I've never seen chink girls go home in a taxi with a nig nog or dance with them.

So this begs the question, why do Cantonese girls love nigga cock and dark meat so much?

对我,是麦香鸡。最好快餐的三明治。

清脆爽口的生菜,给你植物纤维;金黄酥脆的鸡肉则来自精心培育的优质嫩鸡。。。

同志们,起来,来麦当劳去尝一尝这个美味的三明治!

怎么提高汉语发音水平?我没有中国朋友,而四声那么难....不知道怎么办

你有微信吗?

有,但是微信账号用我的名字...

请问,大家为什么在/Japanese Thread/会说日本话。
但是只少数在/Sino/会说汉语

You can make a fake name, or just not add people on Sup Forums that will dox you. /r/Chineselanguage has a wechat group.

Why is it always a Canadian flag that posts this shit

Cantomonkeys are ugly and have no game when it comes to pulling admirable (aka wealthy) Chinese guys. Those would rather go for a northerner beauty or some canto plastic whore that tries to look northern.
So they gotta go with what they can get which leaves them with athletic nigs as they're still a better catch than skinnyfat or lanklet white ESL loser virgins.

Me

www.thatsmags.com/shenzhen/post/20137/kindergarten-teacher-deported-over-drug-use-in-shenzhen

>A Serbian English teacher was "seized and deported" in June in Shenzhen, according to Xinhua, which reported the incident Friday.

>The foreign teacher was deported for "taking drugs" and on "suspicion of working illegally," according to the Xinhua article, which also says the the Nanshan-based kindergarten staff reported their own teacher to the authorities. The drug involved was not named.

Christ, why the fuck don't they block all visas issued to Eastern Europe and the Balkans already? These Slav subhumans are giving white bois a bad name.

>o-others are doing what i want to do...stop giving me a bad name before i can go there to do it myself...

The difference is he's Canadian not Slav untermensch

>China thread
>Canadian flags
cute, now get the fuck out of vancouver you corrupt cheats and louts

请问,清真的食物在哪里?

Those T-shirts XD. But what about white peoples tatoos with chinese signs? It may not always mean what they told you.

Germany, do you think your Taiwanese gf will look this good at 41?

instagram.com/lurehsu/?hl=en

>will your girlfriend look like a plastic whore

only time will tell

Footkraut's gf is a brown subhuman monkey, not a Han Chinese Taiwanese like the girl in that link.

True fax

Old women who get plastic surgery to look younger look hideous. Just think what old white actresses look like.

I'm not saying she's not had some PS but there's more at work here.

Why haven't you moved to Taiwan yet?

Is that the German?

Could you be any more jealous?

She's of pure Paiwan blood, a true Taiwanese princess.

Her DNA is the root of all Austronesian people.

No. This guy looks happy.

As I said, an aboriginal brown subhuman MONKEY.

>Taiwanese aboriginals
>not qt

You will have to try harder.

She's not Cantonese to the best of my knowledge, so I can safely assume there is not a trace amount of monkey to be found in her.

Lmao you know you're dating a ugly shitskin abo monkey because you couldn't get a Han Chinese you loser. I bet she isn't much hotter than the monkey in your picture. Just admit it loser kek.

kek

JUST

How did this beta fat fuck get a qt and not me

>Hates whites who move to china and dates asians and calls them sexpat losers
>Want's to do exactly the same thing in Taiwan
>Talks about whites dating ugly brown chinese women
>Is doing that currently

>you will never be the Chad Educator

1) She is not a shitskin abo monkey. She is a pure Paiwan princess. The true Austronesian people.
2) Taiwan is majority Chinese, so I would say finding a pure Paiwan princess aboriginal girlfriend is more of a task than to find a random "Han Chinese" girl with a billion more of them just a cross the sea.
3) She is extremely cute unlike the electrical socket nose abomination that is C-Milk's wife.

Three principles of people dies long ago, it's KMT's wet dream,investors and Labour's can never live in harmony.

I am boipussy date me.

You two make a cute couple!

Yes and that is why you should replace your weak ass national anthem already.

It's so unbelievably boring.

You need a Kino-tier anthem like Chinkland.