Just happened to me.
>wake up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to vote in the referendum
>eat a balanced breakfast, grab my brolly and head on my merry way
>notice an old lady trying to cross the road
>help her across and give her my umbrella to shield her from the rain before walking on
>as I approach the polling station I start to hear what sounds like collective mumbling
>as I open the doors it becomes clear that the noise is some kind of chant in a foreign language
>walk through the lobby into the main hall where the vote is being held, as I enter the main hall a man in exotic garments hands me a bremain leaflet and slaps me on the back
>go to collect ballot
>two men checking the register eye me up and down for a good few minutes before whispering something to one another and nodding at the armed guards wearing some kind of ceremonial cloth on their heads by the ballot box
>vote leave with my trusty fountain pen I was given for winning volunteer-of-the-year five times in a row at the soup kitchen
>as i'm about to drop my ballot in, one of the guards grabs my arm, while the other grabs the paper
>they both take a look at it and stare daggers at me while speaking in a foreign language
>they begin to pull something from beneath their robes
>scared as fuck so I book it the fuck out of there after distracting them with the pocket confetti I got from the PCRF after a £2000 donation
>see my paper get ripped in half out of the corner of my eye as I run for my life
I'm still shaking.
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Someone get Sup Forums admins to force change all UK flags to EU flags if Brexit fails.
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no way
I might make that a thread on /qa/, because that would be top banter
This needs to happen, hope it doesn't come to that though.
and everybodys flags to UK if we win
Missed the
>such is life in the Sharia Caliphate of Britainstan
Im ok with this
Seconding both of these. Absolutely brilliant, lads.
Nippon is right. We need a change.
Need to make uk lads tougher.
This vote is gonna be so fucking rigged, %100 sure of a remain win now.
Japan, you little nips are ruthless.
>get admins to do somethings
>admins do something
>admins do
topkek
>things that didnt happen
are you fucking stupid?
get a couple of friend, if can hide a knife, and get the fuck back there, this time all of you vote to leave
Fuck you, nip
FUCK YOU HIROKI
Holy shit.
>go with entire family
>mum told me a while ago she was going to vote leave
>dad and I are strong LEAVE but my sister wants to stay
>on the way there I think 'great, this is two votes for LEAVE and one cancelled out vote for stay
>on the way back mum says she voted stay as well
>two votes for leave, two votes for stay
might as well have just stayed home
Don't you have women to get cucked by?
You need the full version.
KEK REDDIT EXIT POLL VOTE LEAVE strawpoll.me
THANK GOD YOU CLARIFIED THAT
I'll will definitely vote for Australia becoming a republic if they don't leave, it will show that the UK has lost so bad since 1066.
Thats good.
>remain wins by 0.1% margin in shady manners
>brexiters are fucking pissed
civil war soon lads
VOTE LEAVE
FUCK THE EU IN THE ASS
JAPAN WITH THE BANTZ
>assuming the Britcucks will do a goddamn thing about it
Same thing just happened to Austria and they just rolled over
ITS HAPPENING
holy fuck thats ruthless
>Expecting a woman to vote for sovereignty and freedom
I can't lad.
The coppers would nick me they would.
>Have a leisurely stroll to polling station
>walk in
>get my ballot paper, whip out trusty ballpoint pen and slap an X in the leave box
Making history, lads
No we didn't. There will be new votes in september(?).
>driving on the motorway with girlfriend
>she out of the blue says she will vote remain
>I act supportive and accepting as I pull up to the hard shoulder
>tell her I felt the front left tire punctured and ask her to go outside and check on it
>she gets out and shuts the door
>I drive off leaving her stuck on the hard shoulder of the motorway as I go vote
sacrificing relationships for love of your country.
good man
Kek
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Might as well have stayed home? Then your families combined vote would be +1 Remain you cunt.
God's work, lad. Many blessings to you and your family.
I mean our whole might as well have
you cunt
Roflmao, good thing you ditched the bitch.
Think about it this way, you added 0.02% more to the voter turnout, which makes it that much harder to turn around and deny the vote is binding.
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daily reminder that the japanese are evil
goddamn.
DELETE THIS
Exactly the same with my family. Why are women allowed to vote?