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sage this thread
What the hell is that thing supposed to be.
>first for Pasternak
still no hockey
youtube.com
well, I guess that settles it
>tfw not intelligent to be a impact player
>assorted ML pics that will never be memes.
Cowtown btfo
Who will net the most goals, Laine or Matthews?
Personally think Laine will score more goals, but Matthews will get more points than Laine
Can the Leafs EVER return to Keon-level greatness?
Sage your life fagboy
>trips of trouble
That's fine, they can always move the team to the next largest city in Alberta that doesn't have a hockey team, which I see here is..... *googles Alberta* ...... Red Deer, population 99,718
>we wont threaten to leave calgary
>instead we'll just pretend like we arent going to stay forever
Nenshi will cave
just move them to mexico
mexico has 2 teams already, why do they need a third
Where in Omaha is everyone from?
Main street born and raised here
did they migrate to anywhere?
>canada admitting that they cant win a cup over shitty ass mexico
>canadian team
>cant support itself
>pre season is starting
>shitty hockey news outlets start ramping up on absolutely garbage stories over what laine said in one sentence about something completely meaningless
At this point he could be describing his morning shit and it'd be top level news for these shit firms.
it was 3-0 faggot
fuck this early shit
Council bluffs desu
>cups are country wins
Hate this meme. Don't you have a pool to clean?
We have an extra rink in Edmonton they can use :^]
I don't read hockey news outlets, what are they shitting themselves about now?
The finnish ones though. Imagine the worst two-bit north american writer who literally writes out of his ass, as long as he mentions a finnish player he will be referenced as a credible source by these shitty outlets. They are the worst kind of garbage sites you could imagine and they keep clogging the site I try to use for hokei news with clickbait headlines.
>canadian teams aren't from canada
i hate not being retarded
Fucking hell, that's awful.
fuck off
>Players in the NHL win cup for the country the team they play in is located and not for the team itself
You wouldn't know that feeling, Jose.
I made a twitter for following hockey news and it's working pretty good now, I've learned who are faggots and who worth following
>hating on based Finland
Take your own advice, bucko.
>only 2 days left until hockey
i don't care if it's irrelevant, it's still hockey
Rude.
Don't listen to him Finnbro. You're a good lad.
>the team itself isn't located in a country
keep trying tho canadamad
I understand that English is not your first language so reading comprehension is probably not your forte, but way to totally miss the point Jose.
>captcha: Kerbourhis Mexico
>canashit dickriding finland
I always knew Sweden and Denmark were my best friends.
you get this assmad at 1993 everyday it's hilarious
>calling out someone on their stupidity means I'm butthurt
>"""""""""'our sport"""""""""""""
>havent won since before 90% of Sup Forums was born
the Minnesota no cups
>he's still mad and now it's an argument about reading comprehension when he doesn't even know how to use a comma
>also my name is Jose now but he's not mad
captcha: youcantgetanymadder thanthisguy
>State of hockey
>0 cups
Based Amerifriend
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Excuse me?
get the fuck out of here yurocuck you have negative cups
Great post, Dan. This is my favorite webm.
The dane is a laffs fan
>needing overtime to beat the lowly US team
yeah canada isn't really that good at hockey
look at how bald getzlaf is
you could park 2 cars on that forehead
And I bet you unironically like the jest, don't you bitchboy? Laffs aren't even near the top of worst canadian teams on /hoc/
>Snes
>Flims
>Laffs
>Canucks
>Jest
>Hasb
>Pantsoilers
Ranked from best to worst
No one cares about Mickey Mouse tournaments. You can keep your meme medals, we'll just keep winning the only trophy that matters.
But hey it's just hockey, nothing personnel kids
hell yeah lifelong jets fan since 2016
I fucking hate Finns so fucking much.
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>o-olympic gold doesn't matter!
>we
EXCELLENT post.
damn, kippers looks like THAT?
Eichel
Same old tired responses, still failing to address why not a single Canadian franchise has been able to win a cup for a generation
Because canadians are cucks that would rather win for the great U S of A than play for their homeland.
>post an old tired baitpos
>complain that you get old tired responses
wew
>dipping your fingers in your drink
Is he autistic?
wow impressive, check out this sick kunt of a goal
>"When you talk about the complete package, that's him. He can score, he can hit and he can fight. He is part of the rare breed of power forwards in hockey that everyone would love to have on their team. He never takes a night off, is lethal on the power play and has no problem going to the dirty areas. Jesse is the definition of a dominant forward" - Wayne Gretzky
>"When he’s in front of the net, he isn’t putting pucks in by luck, he has great hands down low and usually gets his best looks from there." - Mark Messier
>"I recognize him to be the headstrong leader of the charge in this new wave of young Finnish attackers, he will reinstate that Finland is a force to be reckoned with Internationally" - Jari Kurri
>"I have sent many men to their graves, the grim reaper has fed on my undertaking for decades... I have stared death in the face and it's incarnation on earth is Jesse Puljujärvi" - Vladimir Putin
Name ONE (1) SINGULAR object or entity in the observable universe that can stop Puljujärvi from his crusade against dehydration and Swedes this season
>not eating ice cubes with fingers
what, are you a fucking faggot?
his uncontrollable lust for women
t. Roope Hintz
It's ok finn, he was probably a stinky beaner.
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Steve Lloyd
@TSNSteveLloyd
Clarke MacArthur failed his medical.
Why doesn't he just retire at this point?
finn hater is the reddit poster that hates bill so he's either philthy or poolumbus most likely
The funny thing about this is that if he got what he wanted out of this play (dumping it into the corner) it would have ended up on McDavids stick
Dumb fuck Lmao
He's chiraqi
I believe it, wonder why he hates bill so much then
Kessel is objectively reddit though
We kept calling the hawks reddit and it triggered him so hard he calls everything and anyone reddit
chiraqi reddithawk couldnt handle getting swept by based predators last playoff and went into psychosis
it's one of the oldest /hoc/ memes tho
It really isn't though
Ready for trophy number 2 this year.
it's over 5 years old
Ryan Nugent Hopkins 1st season points per game:
>.838
Auston Matthews 1st season points per game:
>.841
Nice "Generational Talent" you have there, you fat retarded faggots.
k
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>laffs calling busthews a generational talent
>the special education program of moronto
calling anything reddit is just a shitty meme for lazy unoriginal people
and bill will always be a /hoc/ meme
t. reddit
This upsets me greatly. I wish he could play, but he really shouldn't if it is concussion related.
I hope it's just something dumb like a slipped disc, but I know they would have given the reason out if that were the case.
Any reason you have a username on an Anonymous imageboard? You might like Reddit, they have usernames there.
The rules are clear: a player is only allowed to win the Norris when Karlsson was clearly the best defenseman that year once in their career. Doughty and Burns got their turn so it's now time for someone else to steal it.
>you will never bet butthurt enough to pinpoint every single mistake an elite player made during the course of a season and compile them into a YouTube video
Because i can
Maybe someday you'll be able to as well if you try hard enough
Name me a tripfag that isn't an obnoxious faggot
Protip: [spoiler]You can't[/spoiler]
>Sens fans post 1000s of posts fellating Karlsson after he lost the Norris
>Evidence.avi
>Hurf durf ur mad
Nah bud I can actually grasp the concept of this site, unlike you
Reddit or HF might be more your speed if your objective is to seek attention
Do people unironically tripfag? For what good?