Is this humanly possible or did the film lie to me?

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What?
Get a decent manicure in jail?

I guess if you got the connections...

It doesn't liquify in the pan.

It was still a very good system.

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Also:

There is literally no point in slicing garlic with a razor blade.

they turn crispy and bitter if you slice them that thin

They couldn't get knives in prison.

It was still a very good system.

>uses knife
>uses blade

no the fucking same. f.am

It's called keeping yourself busy

Did they use too many onions?

You insulted him a little bit

nah nah i didnt insult nobody

It was only three small onions.

Go get your shinebox

>they turn crispy and bitter if you slice them that thin
only if you cook them on high heat. never cook on high heat when adding garlic to oil. medium or medium low is the way to go. i just made midnight pasta for lunch and did just that. fucking delicious.

onions actually do dissolve if you cook them long enough in a sunday gravy. i'm a fan of red onions in sunday gravy myself.

I was breaking his balls a little, I've been gone home for 5 years and this is how he treats me?

Perhaps.

It was still a very good system.

>not squishing the garlic through this metal thingy

>eating garlic
Gross, enjoy the stinky ass breath

I will enjoy it.

Do you mean crushing it?
Superior imo