IT WAS ALL A MEME

IT WAS ALL A MEME
I used to read quibbler magazine
fred, george and me up in the quidditch team
moving pictures on my wall
seems like everyday, snake attack, sleeping in the great hall
way back, when I had the red and gold robe and a hat
with a snitch to catch
remember second year, the flying car
whoever thought that two kids would take it that far
now I'm in the wand-light, that lumos tight
time to be afraid, making potion with some nightshade
born wizzer, opposite of a squibba
bertie bott's every flavour beans for dinner
peace to weasleys, seamus, hermoine
still wearing specs, still fucking ginny
still winning cups like you thought I would
same wand, phoenix feather holly wood
it's all good

nice

Ayo black be up inna one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo' realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would neva be trippin fo' a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promo ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack.

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs."

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy.

do you guys think biggie was good at defense against the white arts?

probably not because he sure wasn't good at defence against the dark arts

Autism in it's purest form well done user have a well deserved (You)

B i g g i e

Why was Biggie Smalls in Hogwarts?

>Biggie smalls

You mean smallie bigs

When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to Hogwarts

nice one reddy

did tumblr help you write this?

Best version of this pasta Ive seen

heh heh heh

You almost have it you just need to update the literature to afrocentric academic books and have them be better than old western classics.

Yurugu for instance.

>Black could be anywhere
Bravo Rowling

Because a galaxy far far away is full.

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Harry harry Harry
can't you see
my expecto patronum is a pussy

Muggles don't know what it's gonna be
Potions with a wizard like me, D-to-the-E A-to-the-N
Last I heard, y'all muddies was havin sex, with muggle men
I show no love, to halfbread mugs
Wand out, cast flesh eating slugs
How you gonna explain magic outta Hoggs?
Even if we get off easy, I ain't touching ya'll dog
I don't bunk with chumps, for those who been to Azkaban
That's the 3rd year with the pollyjuice and the Hermione plan
I don't fuck with wizards that think they witches
Only know how to be one way, that's the bitches
I know how to get down, know how to potion
Cast very little, but you cause a commotion

Lmao, have this (you), it's all yours

Best pasta

impressive!

Chuckl'd

Any HPfags know what spell this is? That shit was dope.

Fuckin dying

When will Rowling reveal the Magic schools in Russia, China, India, Egypt, Mexico and Australia?

Khuntiumostupio

Who is this actor? Seriously.

Nicely done! Have a pape.

Kenan Thompsons cousin