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Never leaving edition

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>tfw bf's parents are coming home tomorrow and I don't know how they'll react

>how they'll react
to what?

to their son being a fudgepacker

No

oh, I feel like he should have told them earlier... but I guess it's more taboo is America I suppose?
w-whats wrong?

interesting thread

I think I'm just going to go into town in the morning and let him deal with it. he says that he thinks they'll be ok with it but you never know

And it depends on the person and the region desu

>say hi to your bf's parents
>get shot
this is how I imagine things happen in America

Yeah, probably best to stay out of it, at least at the beginning

It's a purer form of living

Lads, I spotted PNG lad on here. OMG

He came to tell us about our sex life and then left forever again.
I still miss him.

Ko dariet, pediņi?

it's going to be awkward as fuck whatever the outcome lmao

You should try sex his dad.

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not into dad play desu

He'll come if he wants, I'm surprised he's still in PNG, woulda thought he would be back in Oz by now.

What is he in PNG for?

He posted something about fingering he ass and them left again
How are you gonna introduce yourself, something along the lines of "hi, I'm the guy that's bumming your boy"

He works as a telecommunications engineer for the Australian government setting up aerospace relays and shit.
the downside is he spends most of his time in rural shitholes

>Hey, I'm X, I met your son at uni
pretty much

That sounds neat. I wouldn't mind it too much but he works in a tropical shithole

Make sure you call him "Daddy"
That will get you shot for sure.

No, he should get his bf to call him daddy

If that doesn't get him shot I don't know what will

>he says pass the salt daddy
>we both reach for it

Why Estonia hate feminism?

Estonia has females?

That's probably why they don't have feminism

lies

>New Zealand
>7th lowest
and thank fuck for that

*revives thread*

tummy rubs are objectively patrician

hmmm
For me it's either further below or head pats.

I cannot put into words how awful this thread is

Those are great too

I unironically love any kind of headpats

They're probably better than sex

>headpats during sex
imagine the possibilities

>tfw imagining giving you headpats during

I don't think I could even begin to imagine that

I've actually thought about how good that sounds...

Here you all go acting gay again, when are you lads gonna stop it?

You gain nothing from being an homo!

H-how's persona 4

Listen to this manlet

>You gain nothing from being an homo!
I gain immense pleasure from it actually.

>acting
And I do gain something..

>Gain $200 in a week through bitcoin gainz
What should I buy?

Bigger dildo

one of the dildos with the balls at the base that you push inside

I've wanted to try that

>the balls at the base that you push inside
I'm not sure what you mean
I don't think I need a bigger one quite yet (I wouldn't mind trying an organic one though).

I'd post it but I can't find the webm

It's like how a dog dildo has that knob at the bottom

Do Aussies have that yank obsession with a white, even row of teeth? Is it some post-colonial totem in English-born cultures or what?

Not really I don't think
Americans are different from the commonwealth countries

>obsession
Bong teeth are objectively disgusting

They are, but you guys really take it to the other extreme of the spectrum, it seems

It's just Californians desu

i'm a doggo, woof woof bork bork
good morning

But white teeth do have a more significant part in American culture. It's not just me mustering up this bs, just google it. We have some words in Finnish vocabulary, even, like jenkkihymy (yank smile) and a gum brand named Jenkki (yank)

good morning

No dogs allowed here!

>But white teeth do have a more significant part in American culture.
And the only American """culture""" you're exposed to is Californian

good morning, how was your day?triples checked

Well it's widely considered to be an AMERICAN thing. But it could be that non-Americans are just off here, or could be that Americans just don't see it themselves

I would say today has been a good day, I'm no longer stressing about school work and I fixed my sleep schedule.

Just woke up. Thinking of what to do today. Probably just play games all day again.

>Well it's widely considered to be an AMERICAN thing
I promise you that it's not

We need to glass California

good you shouldn't stress that much
What games?

Path of Exile probably.

>path of exile
used to play that game, but i got bored of it

What level are you now?
My build is slowly becoming shittier as I get one shot more easily...

68. Final boss killed me like 50 times. And I lost like a level's worth of xp during the whole act.

>free items
So this is what it's like to be a Russian

That's how it starts, soon you'll be whoring yourself out to robots for steam games

fucking losers

>you'll be whoring yourself
I pretty much already do that, but it would be nice to be paid for a change.

No, now I own you.

>I own you
You act like this wasn't my plan all along

You can own me to if you want

Don't say things like that, it isn't right.

Literally me

You started it

>futa
>not traps
In the trash it goes

Yeah, but you're not supposed to like it and go along with it.

Nice.

Hmm actually now that I'm reading it this is a pretty decent doujin.
You ask far too much of us

I wonder if there's a program that would allow some of my posts to not be seen the be people that I don't like

At least try to behave.

I will look at each of your posts with great care.

You have it downloaded, its called steam.
I honestly was

I wasn't talking about you.

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So this is what heaven looks like

Source?

Found it a while ago
exhentai.org/g/909219/c21d6ad5a8/

Uwabaki no Nioi no Kitsui Otokonoko Couple

I like the premise but I would not recommend it

>A couple of traps swap shoes with each other and enjoy smelling each other's stinky sweaty bodies
Why would you not recommend?

Thanks. Not going to look at it of course, that would be gay.

I like the traps but body oder is not my thing, you dig
Of course, you wouldn't want to be tainted by the gay

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>body odor is not my thing, you dig
ah, that I can understand

Thanks, I was debating whether to have a wank or not but after seeing that image I'm definitely going for one

fuck