>Along with this, the magazine seemingly reveals the main villian, Ares, as seen in the following translated script ‘Behind these scientific formulas, there is a deadly gas that could well annihilate humanity. Now, it turns out that this is precisely the goal of Ares, the god of war. He is jealous of humanity, which is a creation of his father, the deceased Zeus (he was killed by Ares when he rebelled against him, with the help of the Amazons)…’
>Island full of women >Thinking beyond the tip of their nose
Joshua Rogers
>deadly gas that could well annihilate humanity I LOVE the sound of this!
Parker Gomez
>deadly gas >jewish main character
What do they mean?
Nathan Rodriguez
Pretty sure pic related is playing Ares. That's the vibe I got from the trailers when I first saw them
Adam Peterson
Makes sense. Dude looks like he never left the middles ages.
Hudson Reed
>he got fucking pockets on his armor
whats with capestuff and fucking pockets errywhere?
Jack Green
what is wonder woman's super power?
Juan Rogers
...
Josiah Stewart
Perfect.
Thomas Hernandez
Guess we're going with the modern idea of Ares being a wormy shit starting cunt. His voice would be fine if it's a cgi role, but he always plays a cunt.
Andrew Reed
>How can we fuck up Ares, and the rest of mythology as well?
Logan Lopez
Zack Snyder universe what you expected?
Christian Wilson
And Doctor Poison
Jacob Wright
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Logan Martinez
>right fat blob >left beautiful goddess
Owen Robinson
so they are the same height? no.
according to wikipedia your proportions are false because Gadot is taller
Aaron Cruz
#BUSTED U S T E D
Nathaniel Rivera
So the god of war wants to end war? Will the Aquaman movie be about Poseidon trying to dry up the seas?
Isaac Edwards
>Zeus created humanity >Ares kills Zeus with the help of Amazons >Ares hates mankind even though mankind loves war just to make him like Lucifer >"A gas that can annihilate humanity"
Oh boy
Joseph Clark
>according to wikipedia
Xavier Lewis
>God creates man >Man destroys God >Man creates dinosaurs
Ellie pls
Camden Peterson
Left is hotter but would tittyfuck right.
Aaron Stewart
>implying I hate humanity >implying I hate my dad ok I do but only because he liks Hercules more >implying i'd need the help of some tanned bints to beat my dad
Samuel Ortiz
Almost same height with Gal wearing heels 1 or 2 inches higher
And people lose weight when they get older
Mason Campbell
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Charles Perez
>Shitty god of war clone 1987
Zachary Diaz
Gadot is taller by a head
Hudson Robinson
>"there is a deadly gas that could well annihilate humanity"
Jordan Sullivan
>german scuentists create a new gas >zyklon b >seer/wise woman says its going to kill millions and bring great suffering >WW stops the train full of the gas and saves lives >a grunt with a funny moustache sneaks off with the last can
Can smell all the awards its gonna win
Isaiah White
>obviously seeing gadot got more height >sticing to his dumb narrative Waifufags gets deperate as fuck
Samuel Edwards
ares, you say, hmmm?
Levi Howard
yeah m8 taller by a head
Logan Ward
Technically, wouldn't it be Zyklon Amazon?
Samuel Torres
>a grunt with a funny moustache sneaks off with the last can
Cameron Jackson
/true dat
Gabriel Rogers
Wrong bud. The villains are Dr.posion and the duke of deception
Connor Gonzalez
>Ares explains why he is jealous >the humans became so powerful praying to a fake god of war! >Ever since becoming christian they've become more violent and better at war than I could ever hope to make then :(
Hunter Moore
Wrong translation, they fixed now They sided with Zeus
Aiden Roberts
>bootyblasted christfag
Joseph Thompson
A wonder Woman with the cleavage to be seen. Why does Hollywood hate man so much?
Nicholas Diaz
Ugh. So it's all going to be about Ares mansplaining everything and le wimmin jokes once again. Dropped.
Thomas Rodriguez
Meant to say *no cleavage to be seen
Angel Green
Completely accurate
James Russell
>Ares >annihilate humanity shouldn't this be Hades? Ares would want humanity to flourish and fight against each other.
Jordan King
Yes But he's mad his daddy didn't love him
Leo Cruz
>that gyno
Christian Russell
go back to /fit/ you massive homo
Mason Cox
his armor is custom made for his lactating nips
Jaxon Jackson
>humanity, which is a creation of his father, the deceased Zeus wait a dang minute. what about """"""""""our guy""""""""""""" God? YHWH?
Aiden Perry
Ares confirmed an edgy teenager.
Isaac Peterson
>"Why did Zeus create the Amazons? Because shaping man in his image made his son Ares, incidentally a god of war, mad with jealousy, he convinces the guys to confront each other. To restore harmony between them, Zeus created the Amazons that Ares reduced to slavery. The Amazons revolt with the help of Zeus, who will die of the hand of his son having had time to find Themyscira, their haven of peace where they will grow Diana. (…) Diana Prince becomes Wonder Woman by helping Steve Trevor and a squad of proud arm-in-law in search of one who wants to wipe humanity off the map with deadly gas. »"
lol
Sebastian Collins
Not where it fucking matters tho.
Juan Lewis
>there are actual people. Actual human beings that think D.C. Films are anything other then a festering pile of garbage >we allow these people the right to vote >we allow these people the right to procreate >we allow these people the right to spread their half baked "opinions" on film and culture >we allow these people to actually associate with other well adjusted humans >we actually humor these barely adjusted untermensch by meekly agreeing that garbage D.C. Films are just too deep for the average film goer and that only they realize that these poorly structured badly written and cringe worthy flicks are worth anything other then bile in your throat.
This is a garbage captain America rip off with a hungry skeleton masquerading as Wonder Woman.
Would it have killed them to include someone likeable like Lucy Lawless or Kate Beckinsale or Malena jokovich and set it in modern times?
if it was her fighting In Syria against terrorists, I'd definitely watch it.
Bentley Garcia
>Along with this, the magazine seemingly reveals the main villian, Ares, as seen in the following translated script ‘Behind these scientific formulas, there is a deadly gas that could well annihilate humanity. Now, it turns out that this is precisely the goal of Ares, the god of war. He is jealous of humanity, which is a creation of his father, the deceased Zeus (he was killed by Ares when he rebelled against him, with the help of the Amazons)…’
>Amazons help him kill their progenitor for no reason >He in turn conspires to kill their breeding stock
bravo writer 0/0
Asher Gutierrez
So is this just another episode of xena.
Isaiah Myers
Ares the coward, jealous of his half brother.
Austin Baker
I would pay to watch a Xena movie. She was my the second crush. 1st was pink ranger
Blake Rivera
so the "insider" who came here and spoiled the whole film was actually telling the truth despite everyone shitting on him and calling him a larper
Colton Sanchez
>Whoa, he said Ares was the villain in a Wonder Woman movie
Nothing special about that, retard
He didn't say anything about the other stuff, Ares wanting to destroy mankind: Zeus creating mankind, Ares wanting to gas the world, etc
Carter Watson
>Pink Ranger my fucking nigga
Colton Mitchell
>Dinosaurs eat men >Women inherit the Earth
Jaxon Miller
didn't kratos kill ares?
Andrew Russell
Would be good I guess but not as intricate as BvS
Carter Adams
Also, Wonder Woman saves kid Hitler in the movie.
Just what the fuck are they doing.
Michael Ward
its mustard gas from WW1, or a different variant made by Doctor Poison, who is the films smaller human villain.
Isaiah Clark
Stop lying, Hitler wasn't a kid anymore
Juan James
Well she is a flat chest though
Jeremiah Flores
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Joseph Thompson
I hope that it would be like that and not just her fighting WW1 germans
Angel Russell
>mfw Affleck is going to have a cameo in this in order to try and get more people to go pay to see it kek
Nathan Watson
>can smash through brick walls with no damage >can smash through glass windows with no skin damage >Can fly >Bullets harm her Someone explain this
Oliver Perez
...
David Lopez
Objects with phallic design can hurt her.
Brandon Bailey
>mfw no stunt double >they just CGI Godat BRAVO
Xavier Howard
I don't get you, Sup Forums. She's no WW but she's not ugly either.
Eli Allen
She is a solid 6/10
Juan Sanchez
this looks pretty gay lel
Jordan Myers
ur point?
Nathaniel Reyes
>guys, Fembusters was our feminist flagship and it went down faster than a sorority pledge in a frat house >first we make a Jewish stick wonder woman to remove any potential Sexual attraction >then we make wonder woman fight the perfect symbol of patriarchy: a FUCKING WHITE MALE that is the literal God of War
These niggers are incapable of learning from their mistakes. They just keep doubling down on failure.
Christopher Williams
Godat is not attractive. I grew out of this meme
Henry Foster
Holy shit worse one I've seen of her
Samuel Cruz
Bruh, Ares has always been the big bad in the Wonder Woman stories
Bentley Sanders
>kill humanity >no more war >loses all his power >dies or becomes impotent
Why?
Brody Miller
damn, gal gaddot look like THAT?
Oliver Cox
>Now, it turns out that this is precisely the goal of Ares, the god of war. >the goal of the god of war is to stop war
I hope this is fake.
Cooper Watson
They're turning Zeus into the Abrahanic God and Ares into the Devil.
>Why did Zeus create the Amazons? Because shaping man in his image made his son Ares, incidentally a god of war, mad with jealousy, he convinces mankind to confront each other. To restore harmony between them, Zeus created the Amazons, that Ares and mankind reduced to slavery. The Amazons revolt with the help of Zeus, who died by the hands of his son giving the Amazons the time necessary to find Themyscira, their haven of peace where they will grow Diana.
>Chris Pine: "I play a pilot who works for the Allies and spies on the Germans without their knowledge. My character steals a notebook filled with scientific formulas in an Ottoman base, he steals a plane but is shot down in the open sea."
>Behind these scientific formulas, there is a deadly gas that could well annihilate humanity. It turns out that it might interest Ares, the god of war. He is jealous of humanity, which is a creation of his father, the deceased Zeus (the Amazons and Zeus rebelled against Ares and Zeus died from the hand of his son)…
Jacob Morgan
>Why did Zeus create the Amazons? Because shaping man in his image made his son Ares, incidentally a god of war, mad with jealousy, he convinces mankind to confront each other. To restore harmony between them, Zeus created the Amazons, that Ares and mankind reduced to slavery. The Amazons revolt with the help of Zeus, who died by the hands of his son giving the Amazons the time necessary to find Themyscira, their haven of peace where they will grow Diana. Oh God pls do not be real!