And this is my wife's son's room, he's quite the movie buff

And this is my wife's son's room, he's quite the movie buff.

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Welcome...to die!

talk about sensory overload

This makes me wonder how many people on Sup Forums have divorced parents.

I HATE YOU RICHARD I BET MY MOM KEKS YOU WITH YOUR BOSS!

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THEY'RE NOT MOVIES, THEY'RE KINOOOOOOS!!!

TIMMY

Looks like he's in the bathroom. Oh, I guess he was about to post this message, let's see....


one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

GET OUt OF MY ROOM REEEEE

>Alyson Michaka

He's a freak with good taste?

Someone post the mouldy corpse outline with the harry potter board game it's pure feels-kino

Pasta isn't funny out of context user.

>marry a woman with a son
>But raise him in such a way that he's a movie obsessed shut in that stays out of your way all the time
Well played

0/10

Not a Harry Potter thread, just awful all around

that guy is an actual Sup Forums poster. his trip is AlyDoll.

NEET dream nest (lots of concealed piss-bottle storage below)

I'd love this actually, only downer is I figured out as a kid with bunkbeds you never want top bunk because of how hot it gets.

What a freak hope I see him.

I'm usually fairly drunk whenever I'm in my room, so this would likely result in my death.
Looks good.

>that garbage can

every time

GO AWAY I'M WATCHING MY KINOS

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Why don't NEETs use the toilet like everybody else?

>not sleeping on the groundfloor where u can close the door and block out all outside life

found the normie

Dad? You can't bring friends.

You seem to have caught me at a disadvantage...I'm washing my body.