ITT: post your favorite quotes by athletes

ITT: post your favorite quotes by athletes

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when did Bojan said that?

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>All people go to Allah after their death, but the happy person is the one who goes to Allah while still alive.

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>tsuuuuuuuuuuuu

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“The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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>"I'll fuck you til you love me faggot!"
The best Tyson quote as well as the best sound piece from any athlete ever.

There are some "people" (NEETs, commies, SJWs and degenerates in general) that unironically think that there is something wrong on that quote.

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Unironically this. Still shocking to this day.

I wonder how modern E!SPN would have handled that situation

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GOAT

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"Fuck her right in the pussy"
-Jameis Lanaed Winston

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>They don't think it be like it is but it do - Sup Forums

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I'll fuck faggots till they fuck me

>I really, really like women

Reminder he got abused as a kid.

If I ever found myself on the jury after aikman kills Bayless I would happily vote to acquit

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"Laces out, Dan!"

I will fight every nigger here

>being so insecure about your own views that you have to resort to demonizing the opposition

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It seems you were affected by it, Mohammed.

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>Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing

>vettee

I wish Rooney still controlled his account.

> Over the years, I've had about 80 stitches in my head and face from football incidents and bar incidents, so I have lots of scars. I don't think I look intimidating, but I'm sure other people have their opinions.

That quote is just a bland liberal notion on statehood. There's nothing particularly deep about it, its a shitty aphorism for thirteen year old anarchists.

How said anything about it being deep?

Precisely for it's simplicity is why it is so hard to beleave how there are people against such a basic concept.

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It wasnt him or now a cm manages his account?

Based Messi with the redpill

laughed hard

youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

Fuck off cebollita.

I love that there's a song celebrating a second place finish in an Argentinian show about football.

Also, loved the show.

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Damn

it's retarded

>muh emprendedores

fuck off tec shill

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How did a greek watch an argentinian show

>I am one of the servants of Allah. We do our duty of fighting for the sake of the religion of Allah. It is also our duty to send a call to all the people of the world to enjoy this great light and to embrace Islam and experience the happiness in Islam. Our primary mission is nothing but the furthering of this religion. ... Let not the West be taken in by those who say that Muslims choose nothing but slaughtering. Their brothers in East Europe, in Turkey and in Albania have been guided by Allah to submit to Islam and to experience the bliss of Islam. Unlike those, the European and the American people and some of the Arabs are under the influence of Jewish media.

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"chat shit get banged"
t. Paul Pogba, Monaco striker

>>I respect homosexuals, but I don’t want that sort of person in the changing room. I wouldn’t leave a club because of it, because I respect homosexuals just as much as I do black people, fat people or dwarfs but if at all possible I prefer not to have gays in my life.

the best part about this one is that its actually real

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Shittt

Rocker was unironically right

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>Trust nobody not even yourself

thats my nigger boy

>You're

Argentines are bad at grammar.

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wtf i love taylor swift now

>now

>Id just like to comment on how its become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

lmao

>muh states are bad
Stateless societies only existed in the times of hunter-gathering.

Dude, Cebolitas (Atromitoi as it was called) was huge here once upon a time.
youtube.com/watch?v=ig5n05scacI

Did you mean "nothing wrong"?

It's funny that the more "red-pilled" she gets, her music turns shittier and shittier.

She will never make an album better than Red, literally prove me wrong.

i liek 2 eat cheez pizza n sprite n play sonic on my ps2 lol!!!!

Kek

On theory there shouldn't be anything wrong with states, what is wrong is what they do
i.e.: Taking away my money

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tay tay is my wife

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>you would call me a liberal, a progressive and a reformer
Nah, I'd call you an outsider freak

1989

woah

>won't tell u again

>pop trash
Lol, ok.

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but money is a construct and states play a fundamental role in maintaining it?

based

tsuuuuuuuuuuuu

underrated