Will Kirsten Dunst and Todd from Breaking Bad be the newest Hollywood IT couple now that Brad and Angelina have split?

Will Kirsten Dunst and Todd from Breaking Bad be the newest Hollywood IT couple now that Brad and Angelina have split?

lmfao

I had no idea they became a couple because of Fargo. That is just too much man.

Nice. Even if you're ugly hot women can love you.

Fuck yeah Fatt Damon. Proud of ya dude.

He will eat her

She wants children before it's too late. Her ex who she dated for four years didn't so now she gets engaged to this guy after a few months.

>tfw you will never make babies with Dunst

>implying he won't pimp her out for meth money

too white

>Breaking Bad was two years ago
>he looked like a high schooler
>now he looks 40

What happened to him? Did he take on weight and try to age himself for a role?

Love me some mom mode Dunst.

>Dunst will never rape you on a golf course for your seed

Holy shit, they're actually a couple...

hope she'll get a ton of qt blonde girls

Only if you're up and coming famous and they've already hit the wall.

He's got a PSH vibe about him

White """""""""""men"""""""""" age like milk.

Will he play PSH in the inevitable biopic?

Fargo

Aw I'm happy for her.

LGTSS

>2017
>getting married
>having kids
>not following Based Leo's example
>marrying a 34yo woman that looks like she's in her late 40s
>prepare to join the JUSTice League

Him?

damn fargo, damn

>>marrying a 34yo woman that looks like she's in her late 40s
Had to check she was really 34. Why does she look so old? She's only a couple years older than Anna Kendrick.

He played his son in The Master.

He was supposed to be in Star Wars but JJ chose whatsisname instead for Finn.

MARRRYYYYY JANNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I forgot about that

probably a good call

Wasn't Kirsten Mike Stoklasa's crush?

Isn't Mike better than Meth Damon?

based snaggletooth and autist

>play a horribly dysfunctional couple on TV where Dunst treated his character like absolute garbage
this is going to be as hard to take seriously as Dexter marrying his sister

She finally self actualized!

who the hell marries a ginger?

That lucky asshole. Had a crush on her since Virgin Diaries

Not a "crush" per se, but she was sexy as hell in Spiderman 1. At least to adolescent me.

she still has like 6 decent years of fertility so she could pop out 3 or so kids. Twins God-willing for the European race

what about small soldiers and jumanji?

good lord

>She wants children before it's too late.

I t-think that ex was gay. I mean I'm not very fond of kids, but I'd make a couple of them with her if she really wanted it.

>Jumanji
Too young to remember it.
>Small Soldiers
I remember it, but don't remember feeling any type of way about her. Actually I just realized she was the girl in that movie.

Seems like if you have clear eyes and full heart you can't loose

>Why does she look so old?

Blind items say she parties hard and dosen't wear deodorant.

He gained weight for his role in Fargo.

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>Meth Damon gets to feel up those tiddies

JDIMSA

Oh...

THIS SHIT SUCKS.

>The white race thanks you for your service.

Man those babies are going to be so pale and blonde/strawberry blonde. they're going to burst into flames if they go outside.

>play dysfunctional couple
>get engaged

lel, will she JUST him?

Their kids are going to have the strangest faces.