Is this fucking kino?

Is this fucking kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=64m58R9F7eY

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Not gonna lie I'd watch this shit

It's incredible to see how their effects and stunts are really getting somewhere by now. Mad respect for the man.

Where'd they kidnap the white guy from?

This is like watching something warhammer orkz would produce.

>These guys have literally nothing and make movies for fun
>You sit in security and wealth and don't do shit.

It's probably somebody's wife's son.

Step it up son

He saw their movies on youtube and went to uganda to work with them. He's from NY.

More fat black lady wrecking shit with her kung fu fury, pls

Yes, I was speaking in jest.

Will this be the next Who Killed Captain Alex kino?

It's so dense

I am unironically fond of their films. Got to respect the love they put into this.

>Have nothing
>Make art

What did they mean by this?

Impossible to not smile through this whole thing

Where can I see their full movies?

YES OKAYE

Who Killed Captain Alex is on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=KEoGrbKAyKE

THIS IS BLACK

>looks even more batshit insane then the masterpiece that was Who Killed Captain Alex?

FUND IT
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These movies actually unironically accomplish the main goal of movies, they entertain.

Bamp

>Made for under $200 - using real blood
But was it human or pig blood?
Could it be connected to Who Killed Captain Alex since the announcer mentions it, and will we see Uganda Jesus?

>youtube.com/watch?v=KEoGrbKAyKE
Holy shit those future features they are announcing in the end- I'm dying of laughter here
>Plan 9 From Uganda
>Those cannibal jokes
>A fucking joke about Ebola

Why is nobody funding this?

kino/10

YES YES OKAY

Kek

How many movies have these guys produced?

Niggerkino

Lost it

Better than capeshit

I'd honestly pay to watch these over Jewish capeshit

Wow, they're actually improving.

That's some Kino right there.

Unlike Jewish Hollywood, these movies are HONEST. They don't make movies to push some agenda or make ridiculous amounts of money. They make movies because they want to make fucking movies

Looks kino

>kino
Stop using this word, you sound like an underage retard

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How about Captain Alex stream on Cytube?

search "Wakaliwood" if wanna join

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Man. For some reason seeing these movies and the guys making them always makes me think of the vid of this African kid who's eight or sth and retells the Schwarzenegger film Commando because it's his favorite movie. I don't find a link, but I guess love for film is pretty much universal down here

>this African kid who's eight or sth and retells the Schwarzenegger film Commando
Do you mean this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=fbsLYp0c3Ao

Holy shit yes that's it-
I completely blanked that it was some NGO/charity shit vid though. Guess that takes half the appeal now.

Fuck you now I have to rewatch Commando

No wonder black people want "diversity" and to be shoved in every movie ever.

They can't do it on their own.

youtube.com/watch?v=fbsLYp0c3Ao

Pretty sure it's not really easy to find white people willing to act in their neighborhood, user.

Man, I unironically like african people. Guys are pretty chill as long as they are Christians. Can't say the same about "african-americans" though.

Everybody laughed at indian movies back in the day. Now we can still laugh at them but at least they made a huge industry out of it

Gotta watch this. The first few minutes sold it. Actually refreshing to see a line like "I want the dancing girls here" told offhand and not like "DID YOU GUYS NOTICE THIS JOKE HAHA QUIP".

Will we soon experience the golden age of Ugandan film?

Sees one movie by Africans, "Black people can't make quality films".

Uh, African film industry is pretty huge. Nollywood is on the same level as bollywood throughout most of Saharan Africa.

You don't know that cause you aren't African.

>as long as they are Christians
The fuck does that have to do with anything?

Fuck religion.

Yeah North-Africa is really based these days eh?

West Africa is pretty chill especially if you stay on the coast, Senegal, Ivory Coast, etc ...

Islam is the religion of Africa, Christianity has no place there it was brought over by missionary who brought nothing good.

Islam on the other hand was EMBRACED by Africans, who converted on their own regard and even helped create amazing economies through the relations they formed with arabs.

You do know that most of West Africa/East Africa/Central Africa is islamic?

Most Africans are muslim outside of the few tribalist ones who don't know jack shit and live like its still the stone age.

Do you believe Islam was peacefully brought? The powerful North Africans with deep religious roots of their own willingly converted? It would be easy to convert the tribes (Many European tribes converted to Christianity peacefully through debate) but not organised civilisation.

I kek'd

It's been fast growing since Christianity is mainly labeled/remembered the 'white ppl's religion'.
Not that this has anything to do with this thread.

Please tell me about all those timeless classics from African cinema.

Virtually everyone else in the world has their own film/tv media in their countries. Except for black people, lol.

>Blacks convert to Islam
That's hilarious. But I get that Africans don't have history books over there so I'm not surprised.

His english is pretty good.

Ghana makes the best films in Africa
youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I
youtube.com/watch?v=vWaN8b-FwDI

Africa Cinematic Universe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> capeshit by DC and Marvel

Oh shit forgot the GOAT
youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ

The difference here is that these are guys living in some 3rd world shithole making action movies on a $200 budget while the Hollywood dindus are crying that nobody gives them awards for their dull and uninspired WE WUZ dreck that costs millions.

>implying

Pic related was literally kino.

Not like you'd ever read one of those, you uninformed faggot

K

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The american remake is going to be complete shit

Lol- Even Disney is producing films over there. Stay in your bubble, pham

Sub-Saharan Africa, nigger.

>goatfucker detected
Peace upon the pedophile prophet.

Idiot.

Does Ghana count?

>inb4 you have to look at a map

speak for yourself

District 9

What? Are you poor or something?

>British film directed in Africa
>American film directed in Africa
>look, white people made a movie in our country, WE WAZ DIRECTORZ

Can niggers do nothing on their own but rape and murder?

BLACK

that's because it's an official language over there, ya big dummy

im the white guy in this movie retard

I've said before and I'll say it again. Nobody in film is working as hard or as passionately as film makers in Africa, especially Nollywood.

Kek

Yeah you're obviously right.

It does sadden me.

It's gotta tough being black and picking an actual history book. I'd want to be a revisionist Kang that blames whitey for everything too.

I'm poor and work to survive.

Oscar bait

>YES OKEY

Kenya

Mozambique

Do documentaries count?

youtube.com/watch?v=R0G1u0LTcwI

>finally found one a movie actually made by sub-sahran blacks
>it's made by East Africans who are genetically as distant from West Africans as they are Europeans and their closest genetic neighbors are the people of Middle East

lol, now it's WE WAZ EAST AFRICA too?
IZ SAME SKIN COLOR WEZ BLACK! FUCK GENETIACIS!

>implying you aren't doing the same shit when crying about the jews holding the white man down

>Portuguese movie
Shit bro, lay of the googles.

You're starting to bore me with your idiocy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinema_of_Africa#Directors_by_country

Have fun

>lel liberal projection argument
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but I am Jewish.

You don't have to be a neo-nazi to look at statistics.