What's like going to see a movie outside of America?

what's like going to see a movie outside of America?

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In Europe you reserve your seats. Really weird, kinda destroys the whole experience.

You go see the film. No clapping, no sniper nests, no 300 pounds of popcorn.

Nobody claps at the end and you have significantly less chance of getting shot

>YFW THAT PRAJEET THEATER YOUTUBE VID

LIGHTING AROUND THE SCREEN FLASHES RED TO SIGNAL THE POO-OUT

FUCKIN LUNATICS

just more rape

Boring. No crab legs. Have to sit between interracial couples. A muslim comes in about halfway into the movie and you have to give up your seat up for him.

In Mexico you get to choose your sits when you are buying your tickets.

Other than that, probably the same.

Oh, and nobody claps at the end.

Are they watching a movie or taking a poop? I can never tell with those people

>no clapping
>not cheering for the hero
>not trowing popcorn at the bad guys
LoL this thread you guys are boring

No thats in the US now too unfortunately

Don't fotget our VIP teathers, Anonimo.

>mfw the designated headskinner didn't notice you
Fuck you, it's not like I think you are cute or anything

I saw The Da Vinci Code in Holland and they had an intermission

chavs throw popcorn at you and shout obscenities

somebody post the webms of theaters in india

>on vacation in England
>get arrested for firing off my six shooter during Hacksaw Ridge

>american """"""""""""""humor""""""""""""""

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I had never seen a person so fat he spilled onto another seat until I caught Force Awakens in the US

I can't imagine watching a new Star Wars movie and not clapping when the good guys win

>clapping at fictional pre-recorded events
Why?

>Reserve your seats
>No clapping
>No children crying
>Everything is clean
>People is respectful
>No niggers

You forgot about mudslims.

I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

this actually has me CTFO

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close enough

no crab legs which is a bummer, but nachos and beers instead. Also you don't get to smoke which is a huge turn off.
Summer kinos are better, you get to smoke while eating which is the shit.

Also no clapping which is a bummer too.

>tfw you show up once the movie has already started and have to sit in the acid barrel

We don't have intermissions anymore. Also, since 2014 dutch cinemas are falcon free. Fuck this country.

You simply watch the flick/movie/film/kino.

>European theaters don't even have an indoor lake

Because its fun

I can't think of anything more retarded than clapping at the fucking cinema.

But how will you show the projector he did a good job? How will you congratulate the falcons or signal to the shooter that he failed?

I bet Austria has some

>seat selecting software prohibits buying one ticket if it will leave another single seat beside it
>mfw no-singles policy is real

IT PROHIBITS BUYING 2 SEATS WITH ONE OPEN IN THE MIDDLE, PEP

jeez kinoplexes sound fuckin boring outside the us

At my chain if there are two seats left side by side and everything surrounding is taken you can't buy one ticket.

The theater locks them down for a couple because they probably view the single seat barriers people erect between themselves and strangers so often as lost revenue.

>seats in Indian theaters have and open bottom

How autistic must you be to not understand clapping at the theater?

It's a social thing

They just maltesers in the US and they're better than whoppers

Amerifag here
I despise when people clap in the theater, I don't know how it became a norm. Especially on opening night/weekend.

motherfucking chek'd

Less shooting

Jesus! these niggers dirty in every aspect of their lives?
Half expected there to be shit on the floor, i kid you not.

Only Americucks do it.

people clap at (live) theater because the actors can see and hear them. people don't clap at the movie theater because only the guy running the projector can hear them, and he doesn't give a shit what you thought of the movie.