Are you sexually active?

>Are you sexually active?

how did you pass any single exam?

>tfw haven't had sex since April
>tfw too lazy to change that

I just want to be comfy alone in my house these days

Nice tanning, Sir

Where have you gone on Holiday...

Antananarivo?

Don't answer with a question

>forgot to tip the doctor last physical

i masturbate twice a day, so yes

in fact, imma go masturbate NOW

Are the Falklands British?

>go to dentist for infected wisdom tooth
>credit card declined
>go to hospital
>they tell me to go to dentist and work out financing option

Fuck what do I do now boys? I've been keeping it sterilized with vodka but the dentist won't accept my Kia Rio as collateral. Will it just eventually fall out?

Are argentines black?

I occasionally fap...

Yes. I masturbate about 5 times a day on average.
>inb4 rookie numbers

No I just lie there.

Just like everyone, but are you sexually active?

dental insurance is cheap as fuck user. Like ten bucks a month. Just lie and say you've got no tooth problems when you sign up. Then wait a month, and blame a popcorn kernel for cracking your tooth

No, but the Falklands will always be British

you need to have dental insurance for a year before it contributes to major procedures like a root canal.

Ask ur mum xDdd

You get inspected when you sing up, you can't lie. It would be like getting a car insurance after you crash, it ain't happening

get antibiotic prescriptions from the doctor. it will go away for awhile. when it comes back have money saved to get it fixed.

Looks like it's gonna be the pliers user

I-I'm just saving myself for marriage Dr Tre'Vontevious

there are instant plans that are built with situations like this in mind. they're expensive as fuck and you best not miss a payment because they'll assfuck your credit.

no you dont.

>lying during a physical

Enjoy getting dick cancer

Where do i take a girl to do it? Cant at my or her house. Pls help this might be my only chance

STOP

don't fuck in a car. I slipped a disc in my back trying to 69 some broad in my backseat. fuckin painful m8

I actually just had sex on Monday, thank you very much

>after a 6 month dry spell

In Argentina we have an hotels that you rent per hour, just to have sex

Is it weird going to a hotel?

I dont think we have that. We're too primitive

you rent a very cheap hotel room

It's one of the Argentine inventions, I was shocked when I heard most countries don't have those. Here they are really common