/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition Redux

News:
Luke is STILL Salty
>sports.yahoo.com/luke-rockhold-still-irked-michael-bisping-loss-realize-best-guys-dont-always-win-224910366.html

Colby Attacks Tyron
>bjpenn.com/mma-news/exclusive-interviews/colby-covington-explains-respects-demian-maia-not-little-btch-tyron-woodley/

217 Tickets are on Sale
>mmajunkie.com/2017/09/give-a-expletive-tickets-for-ufc-217-on-sale-today

Valentina is going to Strawweight
>mmajunkie.com/2017/09/valentina-shevchenko-ufc-flyweight-move-joanna-jedrzejczyk-amanda-nunes

Fight Night Face-offs
>youtu.be/8Hdl7oJ5Tlk

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Nate
>sounds retarded
>is the smarter and more succesful brother

Nick
>sounds smart
>is the dumbass NEET

the triple strip

Great OP my guy

When is the next GLORY?

Thanks my man

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If you can't beat up a fighter that is on roids, you aren't a good fighter

basically this (btw jon is innocent)

Make Gilbert Burns webms

Stop whiteknighting for losers like cormier and cruz, serbbro.

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DC's career is not tainted. Jones needed to roid even though he already had every advantage in the book, reach, height, youth, athleticism etc. Says enough

fif amenmen

Let me tell you about Brock. He called me last night and said he wants to fight USADA in Russia

DC tossed around juiced up Bigfoot silva like it was nothing

Well I guess Jon Jones is better than him

foxsports.com/mlb/story/cody-stanley-162-game-ped-suspension-turinabol-ken-rosenthal-070916

>Forty-two supplements, including some that are available at GNC, can trigger a positive test for Turinabol, baseball officials said.

Jones is innocent guys. Stop overreacting. He's the natty goat and he destroyed DC. Deal with it.

The only loser is Jon.
>have the height, reach age and talent
>still so scared you need to roid
>career forever destroyed, no one will ever mention you in the GOAT discussion anymore except retards
Though i can see why you'd berate a good man like Daniel, Lucifer.

Different angles, lightning, and a pump. can't make any judgements.

Or how much more juiced up was jones

How much of Jon's success was due to skill and how much was roids?

Literally doesn't matter. He didn't do his research after he had already fucked up once for the same thing

20% roids, 43% roids

Who is your favorite fighter?

87/13. I have a phd in steroids

A lot of the guys he beat were also roiding, but he beat his top opponents, DC and Gus, solely due to roids and eye poking.

50 percent steroids, 50 percent beating up old men who should have retired already

He will get 2 years suspension

This. People have always called him out on making his career by beating up dinosaurs.

I'd say roughly ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent roids
Fifty percent pain

30% roids 30% eyepokes 30% oblique kicks 20% fighting old men

100% skill
0% roids

No one said they were dinosaurs until Jones destroyed them. No one questioned machida being a 205 fighter until he got BTFO. The dude beat like 5 former champions in a row. He cleared out murderer's row.

I'm gunna inject 0% roids into my testicles directly

Does usada or csac hand out the suspensions? Or both?

For sure heeming a 48 year old Couture after coming off of two losses made him the biggest prospect in the division.

>tfw you have to heem your opponent's kid at weigh-ins

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Jon Jones would have never finished an opponent in the octagon without steroids.
Probably not even wobble them. He's a fucking noodle arm at LHW.

>Jon the scarecrow tosses around an olympic wrestler built like a tank
>''For sure my guy it's muh talent''

>not taking it personally and kicking the shit out of your opponent's face

This is 10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
And 100% reason to remember the name

DC cucks btfo again
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lol stockholm syndrome

jon jones would never roid 100% my guy

Some old fag at my gym was telling me my training gloves are shit and he was bragging about how he only uses winning gear, then he wrapped his hand wraps over his palm like a pleb and I heemed him so fucking hard lmao

All thanks to the water I been drinking mates. Thank you based natty goat

>L-leave Jon alone!

I don't give a fuck about DC. I give a fuck about Jones being a scumbag.
GUS IS WHO I TRUST

Gus is a criminal scumbag

>Jon shows respect and compassion
>''Such a good boi muh saint Jon''
>DC does the same
>''Lololololol DC cucks BTFO XD''
It's finally clear to me that only brainlets hate on based DC.

he was forgiven for murdering his daughter

>bring me my gun..

kek

lmao

>they don't even like me, they is the hate Jon jones!
>l-leave Daniel alone!

There's a difference between showing respect in the cage right after a fight and displaying PTSD stockholm syndrome on social media months later. DC is a broken man.

IN ENGLISH DOC

>I don't know what's written here but you should know, Jon Jones is better than you

>hey habeeb come read this comment for me
>o-oh

>Jon eternally BTFO, career DONE
>W-Well Daniel...
K E K
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I think he's in denial that Jon can be THIS retarded.

>not being multi-lingual

even mma analyst pat wyman speaks 9 languages

>Pop on usada test for the gold standard of post cycle therapy drugs
>"Muh dik pills"
>Get away with only a year suspension (the required minimum)
>Wins championship fight on return, pops for steroid metabolite
>Blames tainted supplement again
Usada is going to throw the damn book at him regardless of whether it was intentional or not, since he clearly didn't learn any sort of lesson from his last suspension

Any Brits watching that BAMMA thing for free on Dave, Aaron from gshore is on it supposedly.

then why does he cover mma for a living?

Jon will be fighting again by march.

>being a slave to the system working jobs that you hate

I don't want to think about march right now, based fall is just getting started

He doesn't. Dr. Wyman writes for deadspin and has one of the top ranked history podcasts. Covering mma isn't pretty much a hobby at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if he moves away from the sport completely within a year.

he sucks at it anyway fuck him

the mma vivisection got the first 6 fights of ufc 215 wrong

Michael bisping: the ""reigning" not defending, disputed ""champion"" of the ""world""

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Who's the little kid?

Jon's bastard son

>smartest tool in the shed

that stuff about mark hunt's brain damage was hard to hear

How a fighter can admit to having CTE and still be licenced to fight is literally mind blowing

How can any commission allow him to fight when he admits openly he has brain damage

March 2020? Because he's going to have a minimum 2 year suspension regardless of anything else that happens

Natty GOAT? I don't see you posting DC.

Scarlett Johansson BTFO

GUYS JON JONES IS THE NATTY GOAT

There is no way he took steroids. He said he didn't and swears on the life of his kids.....


Press F

what size pants does DJ wear? honestly must suck to be "ufc champ" and shop in kids section

wtf I guess I'm a /boneboy/ now.

(((Doctor))) (((Patrick Wyman))): Luke Rockhold is a good boxer. Holly Holm will decisively defeat Valentina Shevchenko. Moroz-Calderwood shouldn't even be sanctioned because Moroz is at such a disadvantage. Aldo would beat Conor in a rematch

Saddest thing is he knows he couldn't beat average 14 year olds he meets in that shop.

Weren't it for the 13 second meme, Aldo would murder Conner. Too bad he got mentally destroyed by that meme. He was amazing in his prime, ways ahead of goobs.

>tyron is naturally jacked

lol

there's no rule against it so enjoy the fights guys!

it's crazy.

everyone keeps saying, this is what the fans want. roided fighters. if you take out the roids we get woodley vs thompson 12 times a year.

that's total bs.

So god put the turinabol in his water? Or his kids did it?

not hard to get bigg when you're 5'7

lol conor would destroy him every single time holloway proved that

read jones twitter

people are falling for it

twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/908395977781821440

They are saying he couldn't have taken steroids because it would have been stupid to do so

Holloway fought a post Conor Aldo. Imagine if Conor fought a pre Conor Aldo, whole different ball game.

any bongs watching bamma on dave

>when you are such a fuck up nobody can believe that it's possible

GOAT

I unironically believe Jon Jones.

really because all i heard from you retarded idiots was muh neo-footwork aldo LMAO he fucking sucks

You just show you know shit. You probably started watching MMA beacause of Ronda.

thats because youre a fucking retarded zilch dont respond