Hello, my name is Sarah

Hello, my name is Sarah.

I have never watched a film, or any single episode of a tv show.

Where should I begin?

The Swan

...

Batman v Superman

Dragon Ball Z: The Return of Cooler

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

start at the beginning or nothing else will make sense

M*A*S*H

In before dumb edgelord replies like A Serbian Film and The Big Lebowski

At least 10 movies from this list.

The show or the film?

both desu. the show is so comfy. the movie is dark but still has fun racial undertones.

hello sarahs
check out these

The one where I tongue punch your anus. Gimme that copper taste.

Watch Blue Ruin. I like it.

Hello sarah, I'm user.

If you're looking for a good documentary series I highly recommend:

Civilization by kenneth clark
The ascent of man by jakob bronowski
Connections by James burke
Everything by David Attenborough

Predator. Everything else is irrelevant.

The Brown Bunny remake starring me and you

All the other recommendedations are crap, you guys are just posting your favourite movies like fags for the baitposter. Think a little, and don"t just try to shoehorn whatever schlock you prefer into any discussion regardless if pertinence. He would be unlikely to be able to just jump into some 'kino' as you call it. Start with kids or adolescent shows. And not neon genesis evangelion either, a real kids show.

Problem Child 2

>My favourite shows are kids shows
>Unsubtle attempt to hide it

i still fap to that bj on xvideos