Everyone else comes into work, yet this lazy asshole just stays at home and phones into the meeting

Everyone else comes into work, yet this lazy asshole just stays at home and phones into the meeting.

What's his excuse? Is he disabled? Sick? Why is this allowed? You don't see any other jedi getting away with it.

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Bored already, cats?

It's not like he does much. He sits there and makes the occasional stupid remark.

Most of the Jedis in the room sit there and say nothing. So much for a "council".

i thought he was a ghost

bad traffic maybe?

He's too intelligent to attend the Jedi council.

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He's in the middle of renovating and he has to wait for the plumber to come round and sort the boiler out. Pretty sure it's a post credit scene in one of the MCU movies.

how does he keep getting away with it?

Doesn't this fuck have this fuck have like five or six wives along with some claim to royalty on his planet?

Considering his head is a penis, which means his mouth is his anus, he's probably sitting on his breakfast eating it through his butthole.

because his head is literally a huge fat dick

He was symbolic of George phoning it in as a director for the prequels.

>implying working from home is a crime if you are efficient enough

>"""working from home"""

What does this council even do?

They literally have not made one wise or informed decision in all three movies.

Yeah. Because they all nearly died or some shit.

So he doesn't show up to work and spends all day fucking a harem of cock-head bitches.

you must be Amerifat

Its all designed just to please Anakin.

>sure you can be on our council now shut up

>SHIT, I slept through my alarm
>FUCK, there was a big meeting today, I better phone in
>"Hey guys, sup Yoda, catch the game last night? Anyways, traffic is outrageous, so i'm phoning in"
>**damn, I didn't read the minutes, I haven't got a clue what people are talking about**
>**don't want to seem like a moron though, better say something**
>So, uh, what about the uh, droid attack on the Wookies?
>'Nailed it!'
>Alright, back to my penis headed wife.

>Ywn see a twilek dancing in a club
Why live?

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He has a head shaped like a massive dildo and his wife needs him to stay home that day.

>ki adi mundi strip club meme

Will this be 2017s meme of the year?

He's not. He was in a war/fighting on ad ifferent planet hence couldnt come in person. Most of the times people are displayed as holograms in the council is cus theyre not able to go Coruscant

Just like in real life (instead deleted by 100)

I always assumed he Force Skyped in from the toilet.

He was on Mygheto

>hnnnn
>splash
>What was that you said Mundi?
>Uh I said what about the droid attack on the wookies.

isn't he dead?

shut up cloister

he was darth sidious

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Is
>what about the droid attack on the wookies?

the Star Wars equivalent of

>How about the big game last night? Local sports team, huh?

he was on another fucking planet dude

Prequel posting will be 2017's meme